Nun gives birth???

CharlieB145
CharlieB145 Posts: 78
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So I am sure you heard a Nun in Rieti, Italy gave birth some hours ago to a 9lbs baby boy name Francis. She said she doesn't know how she got pregnant. I'm not going to touch this one (but obviously some did). How do you think she got pregnant? Was it immaculate conception?
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  • djeffreys10
    djeffreys10 Posts: 2,312 Member
    My first guess would be some man placed his genitalia inside her genitalia. But what do I know?
  • darkguardian419
    darkguardian419 Posts: 1,302 Member
    No such thing as immaculate conception, even in the bible. Yay for wrong translations!

    Someone definitely put his hoo-hoo-diddy in her cha-cha.
  • Ed98043
    Ed98043 Posts: 1,333 Member
    No such thing as immaculate conception, even in the bible. Yay for wrong translations!

    What?! Next you're going to tell me that Moses didn't really have horns!

    As for the nun...I've sure she got knocked up in the usual way. I hope it was at least consensual.
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
    Satan
  • Hauntinglyfit
    Hauntinglyfit Posts: 5,537 Member
    I predict this thread will roll. I just had a vision about it.
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
    Alcohol blackout.

    It happens.
  • Mother_Superior
    Mother_Superior Posts: 1,624 Member
    Mommy kissed daddy, the angel told the stork and the stork put a diamond in the cabbage patch.

    Basic science...
  • ShapenerFiterrati
    ShapenerFiterrati Posts: 111 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: ^^^^ lol
  • broox80
    broox80 Posts: 1,195 Member
    She's a ho bag!! Ho bags rule!!!
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    She rejected a pearl necklace and was rewarded with a baby.
  • ScatteredThoughts
    ScatteredThoughts Posts: 3,562 Member
    "“It seems she was not able to resist temptation,” said the convent's mother superior, Sister Erminia."

    http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2014/01/18/nun_gives_birth_in_italy_names_baby_francis.html


    :laugh:
  • FlabFighter86
    FlabFighter86 Posts: 233 Member
    It had to have been immaculate conception. I mean, she's a nun, right? There is no other way it could have happened. *sarcasm*
  • MinMin97
    MinMin97 Posts: 2,674 Member
    Awwww, so sorry she is going through this!
  • FerretBuellerr
    FerretBuellerr Posts: 468 Member
    IBL
  • skinnyinnotime
    skinnyinnotime Posts: 4,078 Member
    Uh oh... look what the response is...

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-25791938
  • MotivatedEleanor
    MotivatedEleanor Posts: 4
    I didn't hear that "she didn't know how she got pregnant." I heard "she didn't know she was pregnant." I wonder who the "human father is." Kinda sad for the baby.
  • Frank_Just_Frank
    Frank_Just_Frank Posts: 454 Member
    Could be worst, once a pope got pregnant.
  • kimosabe1
    kimosabe1 Posts: 2,467 Member
    lol-if u haven't figured it out yet, our world is corrupt.....
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
    Parthenogenesis.
  • ladymiseryali
    ladymiseryali Posts: 2,555 Member
    Does this mean "God" is going to fire her?
  • ladymiseryali
    ladymiseryali Posts: 2,555 Member
    Parthenogenesis.

    Someone call Dr House to confirm!
  • Le_Joy
    Le_Joy Posts: 549 Member
    Could be worst, once a pope got pregnant.

    true.
  • pinkraynedropjacki
    pinkraynedropjacki Posts: 3,027 Member
    My first guess would be some man placed his genitalia inside her genitalia. But what do I know?

    Nope never happened. Nuns dont have sex, same as priests.... we all know that,

    I'm taking a guess on some random act where someone just placed sperm on her clothing as a joke & it happened that way. Or perhaps she took a bath after a priest did? You know there may have been some left over residue :laugh:
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,453 Member
    It sounds nice. The nuns at the convent will have a new baby. They won't kick the mom out, will they?


    #nonCatholicQuestion
  • jenifr818
    jenifr818 Posts: 805 Member
    It sounds nice. The nuns at the convent will have a new baby. They won't kick the mom out, will they?


    #nonCatholicQuestion

    Of course they will ... kick both her and the baby out :cry: I understand she committed herself to a life of celibacy, but I dunno that kicking her out is the right way to go about things. But they will, because nuns must be completely celibate
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
    Turkey baster abuse!
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,453 Member
    It sounds nice. The nuns at the convent will have a new baby. They won't kick the mom out, will they?


    #nonCatholicQuestion

    Of course they will ... kick both her and the baby out :cry: I understand she committed herself to a life of celibacy, but I dunno that kicking her out is the right way to go about things. But they will, because nuns must be completely celibate

    So much for charity to your fellow man in need.

    That's just wrong to kick her out.

    But I guess it makes some sense, otherwise all of us who would like to have kids but not husbands might find the Order to be a great plan! :laugh:

    Religion. It's complicated.
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  • PumpJockeyy
    PumpJockeyy Posts: 98 Member
    sloots gon sloot
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    She rejected a pearl necklace and was rewarded with a baby.
    Turkey baster abuse!

    I rate the above answers 10/10
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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