Why did you dump the person above you?

Lovely_77 · January 2014

Because he wet the bed

ronmonkey · January 2014

because she wanted to get married in Vegas

OatFloats · January 2014

because he kept eating the christmas tree

_Fenrir_ · January 2014

Because there's too many carbs in oats

victal · January 2014

He loved taking pics of himself instead of me!!!

_Fenrir_ · January 2014

She beat the **** out of me in the white rose!

victal · January 2014

She beat the **** out of me in the white rose!

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: You know Leeds!!!

Lovely_77 · January 2014

she tied me up with her black belt

ronmonkey · January 2014

Because she LIVED in Leeds :laugh: @ Victal

Lovely_77 · January 2014

Because she LIVED in Leeds :laugh: @ Victal

is that a equine tack reference? haha

he said I looked like a horse

jessicalynne25 · January 2014

wouldnt take selfies with me lol

ronmonkey · January 2014

Was more in love with her boobs than with me

victal · January 2014

Because she LIVED in Leeds :laugh: @ Victal

Don't all the best people!!!:drinker:

DjinnMarie · January 2014

Cause she kicked my *kitten*.

1PatientBear · January 2014

Because she chose Jessica Biel over me

Lovely_77 · January 2014

Because he wouldn't role play as Mr. Grey lol

avalonms · January 2014

Because he wouldn't role play as Mr. Grey lol

She suggested that I marry Lisa Marie Presley

Mr_Competitive · January 2014

gave me a kind of creepy feeling?

DjinnMarie · January 2014

He was too competitive

Lovely_77 · January 2014

She wasn't flexible enough lol

avalonms · January 2014

When I went to her door to pick her up, she was wearing an exact replica of Bjork's flamingo dress.
@Djinn.

Lovely_77 · January 2014

I realized I was dating an anime

DjinnMarie · January 2014

When I went to her door to pick her up, she was wearing an exact replica of Bjork's flamingo dress.
@Djinn.

Umm.....it was a SWAN dress, not a flamingo.

KristinaB83 · January 2014

She bit her toe nails!

Lovely_77 · January 2014

Has a foot fetish

avalonms · January 2014

When I went to her door to pick her up, she was wearing an exact replica of Bjork's flamingo dress.
@Djinn.

Umm.....it was a SWAN dress, not a flamingo.

Because she was critical of my indifference to bird species.

Sinisterly · January 2014

CRUSHED my dreams of becoming an acrobat!!! :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:

DjinnMarie · January 2014

She wanted to be an acrobat. Lol

victal · January 2014

too serious

Lovely_77 · January 2014

too overpowering, why did you always pin me down?

Why did you dump the person above you?

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