Why did you dump the person above you?
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likes to go out in public with only a cape on0
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Goes to random patio restaurants alone on days that they are closed and just waits... At least that is where SHE told me that she was...
Hmmm......:huh:0 -
LMAO! Definitely a legit reason to be dumped!
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Her dog bit me !0
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Because he's clearly too sexy for his shirt...0
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she didn't share her cupcake with me0
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apparently i can see a bulge in her pants0
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Wouldn't take all that armor off in bed!!!
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Too pretty - intimidated me0
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always caught him with other pretty ladies0
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@healthybody We fought over mirror time!0
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Wouldn't let go of my eggo0
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Our tattoo too closely resembled one another even we got confused on who was who0
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Guilt over being a dirty old man.
(Just kidding. I never feel guilty like that.)0 -
Wouldn't allow me to eat dirty on the weekends.0
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Wanted me to eat dirt0
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Didn't understand the phrase "I want to play *kitten*"0
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He kept messing with my MFP calorie log0
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Would not stop begging for playtime in the sack. Felt like Al Bundy!0
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Kept asking me to call him Al Bundy!0
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Oh just say it once...."ohhhhh Al!" Haha0
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She kept stealing my hair products.0
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she kept telling me my hair needed better hair products, so when I took hers she got crazy possessive over them.0
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She was having a hair product affair with some blonde0
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he was mad that our hair products required the minimum length of 1 inches lol0
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She drank all the beer in my fridge0
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says the man floating down a lake with a beer in hand..... I dumped him because he would get really drunk, drink all his beers and then forget that he drank them and blame me. Can you say A.A???? lol0
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His skin was always wrinkly from being in the water too long0
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She has this sly, up-to-no-good look0
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Put ketchup on her waffles0
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