Why did you dump the person above you?

tnsumner

Always kissed his muscles in his birthday suit and asked if I had tickets for the gun show.

JefferyArnold

Was always interested in seeing a gun show... I just lacked the credentials.

Lovely_77

Kept downing himself and his credentials

Sinisterly

Would scream "Yes, Rihanna" and didn't even know my name :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:

Lovely_77

Got upset that I called her by Rhianna, details details.

funforsports

Wouldn't invite me into the threesome.

Sinisterly

Didn't buy the booze for said threesome.

Lovely_77

Always needed to drink in order to.... you know what that does to a girl's self esteem???

nutellabrah

too insecure

Groovyca2022

It was all talk.....

Sinisterly

She was sooo creamy, clouds melted at her presence!

bheathfit

Didn't...

She dumped me and sold my Custom for $50 on Craigslist...:sad: :brokenheart: :sad:

crispykaz

Couldn't get over his ex :-P

Lovely_77

Never shown their true face....

bheathfit

Didn't

Star dumped me at the same time Sin did. She bought my Custom for $50 on Craigslist, rode away with Sin and just never came back... I see her sometimes while doing poker runs, but it's just not the same on a 1998 Honda shadow...

Sinisterly

Gave me his "custom" and said he didn't :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

kdb247

Staying out all night.

Dewymorning

Kept mysteriously disappearing, then returning and pretending nothing much had happened.

Kymmu

4's a crowd.

V0lver

would open the door stark naked everytime someone rang the bell

Lovely_77

I didn't he died in battle long ago in a far away place named Sparta.

Sinisterly

"A star so bright, you blind me, oh oh oh.."

ParamoreAddict

I found the key to the handcuffs

Sinisterly

Refused to learn to use the hairpin I left him for the cuffs!

darrensurrey

Not enough fur.

victal

oh my god he's lost an eye!!!!!:frown:

V0lver

she would leave the toilet door open when pooping:sick:

tnsumner

Had too many rules

Dewymorning

Was stuck between a rock and a hard place.

V0lver

didnt invite her asian friends over for threesomes