Why did you dump the person above you?

FancyPantsFran

Would only listen to Iron Butterfly

devilday1805

Stole the covers.. literally took them and left

FancyPantsFran

Kept streaching out my pantyhose wearing them around the house

devilday1805

Forgets to put the toilet seat up

stephross88

Again, was to sexy for his shirt

solarpower03

So pretty that I got envious of men looking at her

FancyPantsFran

Kept hitting on my sister

devilday1805

kept hitting on my dad

FancyPantsFran

Never took me dancing

devilday1805

never would bite hard enough

Aes37850

Bit too hard

kaotik26

Female--I guess I just don't roll like that

Sinisterly

Called me a n00b :sad: :sad: :sad:

Tigerman999

found out she was a man

Sinisterly

Micro doesn't even begin to describe it.

Tigerman999

It's not that small, but I can really work it... Her's was bigger

Sinisterly

He can't tell a female from a male, must be cooties.

wayback63

Too much of a devil.

Tigerman999

b//c

solarpower03

Too manly