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    Neighbor issues...WTF

    Posts: 179 Member
    edited February 11 in Chit-Chat
    Ok so i'm having this slight issue with my neighbor. She lives right next door to me, very attractive lady. I have to admit I find myself being a little ga-ga around her. I'm pretty sure my spouse noticed and now thinks were have having sex. She has called the neighbor while drunk late at night and has told her to stop sleeping with married men and i've been getting crap about this for weeks now!!! These two are always crossing paths and i'm stuck in the middle. WTF do I do???

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    • Posts: 3,927 Member
      Stop sleeping with your neighbor, don't let your wife around booze, buy a ticket to Australia and learn to surf.
    • Posts: 1,053 Member
      Make sure you don't sleep with the neighbor and never look her direction again lol.

      Women are crazy.
    • Posts: 2,889 Member
      This is going to get interesting.
    • Posts: 295 Member
      Stop trying to make your wife think you're sleeping with the neighbor who obviously won't give you the time of day. Deal with your own martial problems without involving this decent looking neighbor who never did a thing but move in next to a perv and an alkie. :smile:
    • Posts: 10,913 Member
      :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

      I'm so sorry to laugh at your expense, but this thread is funny.
    • Posts: 166
      Pics of neighbor please
    • Posts: 295 Member
      Make sure you don't sleep with the neighbor and never look her direction again lol.

      Women are crazy.

      Yes, it's obviously the woman's fault.

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    • Posts: 6,129 Member
      show your wife a picture of yourself and ask her, "seriously... do you really think your hot neighbor would want to sleep with this guy?!"

      problem solved.
    • Posts: 1,297 Member
      Pics of neighbor please

      This. To determine if you should sleep with her or not
    • Posts: 1,053 Member
      show previous quotes

      Yes, it's obviously the woman's fault.

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      And women are also sensitive. ^
    • Posts: 2,232 Member
      It's that whole shiny object thing!
    • Posts: 2,232 Member
      PS tell your wife to let me out of the basement! It's dark down here!
    • Posts: 1,597 Member
      trolling.
    • Posts: 4,899 Member
      Ask for the threesome?
    • Posts: 295 Member
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      And women are also sensitive. ^


      ^^^ and some are jealous of more attractive women, so they attack all women and blame them for everything. Just saying ....


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    • Posts: 5,537 Member
      No one likes it when their spouse is wrong.
      I suggest sleeping with the neighbor to confirm your wife;s suspicions, thus reinforcing her trust in her instincts.
    • Posts: 1,116 Member
      Take a good hard look at your marriage and do your best to look at it openly and ask yourself what is missing in my marriage, what is my wife not getting from me to make her feel that I would cheat? Maybe try being ga-ga around your wife and avoid the neighbor?
    • Posts: 2,403 Member
      Just break up.

      With everyone.
    • Posts: 139 Member
      Stop trying to make your wife think you're sleeping with the neighbor who obviously won't give you the time of day. Deal with your own martial problems without involving this decent looking neighbor who never did a thing but move in next to a perv and an alkie. :smile:

      ^ This is the most sensible advice/response on this thread.
    • Posts: 6,129 Member
      show previous quotes


      ^^^ and some are jealous of more attractive women, so they attack all women and blame them for everything. Just saying ....


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    • Posts: 12,294 Member
      since she already thinks you are sleeping with the neighbor, might as well bite the bullet and actually do it. that way at least you are in trouble for something you did, make the crime fit the punishment.
    • Posts: 1,053 Member
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      ^^^ and some are jealous of more attractive women, so they attack all women and blame them for everything. Just saying ....


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      You hit the nail on the head with that assumption. Go you!
    • Posts: 2,232 Member
      http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1150362-lock-up-yo-husbands?hl=Lock+up+yo+husbands
    • Posts: 295 Member
      show previous quotes

      ^ This is the most sensible advice/response on this thread.

      Thanks. I thought so too.

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    • Posts: 895 Member
      Take a good hard look at your marriage and do your best to look at it openly and ask yourself what is missing in my marriage, what is my wife not getting from me to make her feel that I would cheat? Maybe try being ga-ga around your wife and avoid the neighbor?

      This
    • Posts: 543 Member
      My neighbour's wife at my previous house was astoundingly hot. She'd often sunbathe in a bikini.
    • Posts: 112 Member
      Ask for the threesome?

      ^^^^THIS 100% - Then send a video of your wife's reaction to the question.
    • Posts: 1,116 Member
      And truth be told I think some responses on this thread is not only moronic but judgemental. We are human, we are going to look and we are going to have doubts and self esteem issues from time to time.

      I think your wife needs reinforcements from you that she is still the only person you want to be with. If you look at the neighbor I think that is fine as long as its not done around your wife, most attractive things are better left to the imagination the fantasy usually always beats out reality.
    • Posts: 1,375 Member
      Or hell this is good!!!!! Just sleep with your neighbour!!
    • Posts: 2,403 Member
      Take a good hard look at your marriage and do your best to look at it openly and ask yourself what is missing in my marriage, what is my wife not getting from me to make her feel that I would cheat? Maybe try being ga-ga around your wife and avoid the neighbor?

      So... once you are married, you no longer have eyes, a brain, or the ability to judge attractiveness in others, only your spouse.

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