Pick up lines

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  • xvxCelticWandererxvx
    xvxCelticWandererxvx Posts: 2,890 Member
    You are the Apple of my i-Mac.
  • chadraeder3
    chadraeder3 Posts: 279 Member
    Or http://youtu.be/WJq96xw9Yh4
  • kbiggz76
    kbiggz76 Posts: 6
    F@$k me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before?
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    I also like "Hey. Wanna bang?"

    When I see a good lookin' gal, I just pull up with my van, and lean out my window and shout, "WOULD BANG!!!!" It get's them every time.
  • babyj0
    babyj0 Posts: 531 Member
    - Those pants are so tight. How do you get in them?
    - You can start by buying me a beer!
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
    tumblr_m5tkmfdDWq1qzcv7no7_500.png

    I also like "Hey. Wanna bang?"

    When I see a good lookin' gal, I just pull up with my van, and lean out my window and shout, "WOULD BANG!!!!" It get's them every time.

    OMG, where did my panties go?! They've just disappeared!
  • Southern_Belle_LA
    Southern_Belle_LA Posts: 931 Member
    Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    If you're not using your vagina for the next 30 minutes, could I borrow it?
  • brattyworm
    brattyworm Posts: 2,137 Member
    one i got from a sailor, we had been underway awhile.

    He held out a screw and said want a screw.... answer no.
    he holds up a nut... but I gotta nut.
  • xvxCelticWandererxvx
    xvxCelticWandererxvx Posts: 2,890 Member
    I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!
  • Southern_Belle_LA
    Southern_Belle_LA Posts: 931 Member
    Are you a magician??? Because Abraca-DAYUM!
  • KinoM
    KinoM Posts: 359 Member
    Have you got any Irish in you?...Would you like some?
  • Jennyflies
    Jennyflies Posts: 94 Member
    I had a guy use this on me at a concert once

    Guy: Wanna grab a pizza and Shag? (he used the F word..)
    Me : NO!
    Guy: What you dont like pizza?

    I had to give him a high five for that...caught me off gaurd and it was pretty clever.
  • KayRisTee
    KayRisTee Posts: 31 Member
    *Hand them Napkin*
    Ask "Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

    Works every time!
  • Crossfit112
    Crossfit112 Posts: 269 Member
    I'm sorry, were you talking to me? (No) Well then, please start. ...

    Old is gold haha
  • xRay85Rayx
    xRay85Rayx Posts: 369
    I'm sorry, were you talking to me? (No) Well then, please start. ...

    Old is gold haha

    Lol im using that one lmao
  • Aerosam
    Aerosam Posts: 121 Member
    Hey there, wanna come to my place and watch porn on my 50 inch flat screen mirror?
  • Stump_Likker
    Stump_Likker Posts: 2,059 Member
    Hey there, wanna come to my place and watch porn on my 50 inch flat screen mirror?

    HD?
  • xRay85Rayx
    xRay85Rayx Posts: 369
    ^^Lmao
  • zrjp9
    zrjp9 Posts: 86 Member
    Did it hurt?

    You will gat a confused look with a "did what hurt?"

    When you fell from heaven bc you are an angel...
  • BobMcCloskey
    BobMcCloskey Posts: 117
    Here's one for the OP after I looked at her profile pictures...

    Do you know karate? Because your legs are kicking!
  • karl39x
    karl39x Posts: 586 Member
    Political science pick up line: "Are you a proletariat? 'Cause you're causing an uprising in my lower class!"

    AHAHHAHAAHAA!


    Do you work at subway?

    'cause you just made me a footlong.
  • zrjp9
    zrjp9 Posts: 86 Member
    Do you have a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in em
  • ArisJade
    ArisJade Posts: 2
    "Get in the van and no one gets hurt." (Best pickup line I ever used...)

    HAHAHAHAHA! That's priceless. Did that even work?
  • ArisJade
    ArisJade Posts: 2
    I would like to continue on the same trend set by the lovely Octobernightmare! Inappropriate and rarely works. Unless you want to be pepper sprayed. Hahaha!

    "I have a .44 Magnum pointed at your kidney. Would you like to go out for coffee?" ~Aris
  • avemaryama
    avemaryama Posts: 277 Member
    "Girl, I wish you were my baby toe"

    Said girl, feeling confused asks "why?"

    guy leers for effect "so I could bang you on every piece of furniture"

    Panties. Dropped.
  • dshipticki
    dshipticki Posts: 4 Member
    so funny, real good one
  • bd0027
    bd0027 Posts: 1,053 Member
    There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.
  • kevshebar
    kevshebar Posts: 5
    shining hair - piercing eyes - you stand before me in a cast of blue skies
    Heaven's gate - Angelic voice - For you my sweet I've made my choice
  • karl39x
    karl39x Posts: 586 Member
    So are you gonna give me your number or am I going to have to stalk you?

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