Why did you dump the person above you?
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Wrong species.
<-- Cat0 -
Because I'm a dog kind of girl!0
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Because even though she claimed to be more of a dog type of girl she only did missionary0
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You were too good to me. Didn't treat me BAD enough!!0
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Drank too much milk0
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Didn't eat enough cookies0
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Didn't share enough of the cookies!!0
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Didn't share enough of the cookies!!0
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Locked me in the kitchen and made me bake cookies all day0
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She wouldn't let me pull her hair
@ Khara 0 -
Dutch-ovened me while cuddling.0
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Only liked missionary0
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@Hurricanegirl - I tried to tell you it wasnt me it was the dog.
She couldn't get both feet behind her head like she could when we first hooked up0 -
For making me think "creeeeepyyyy...."0
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We didn't...just more fun keeping it a secret!0
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@ Sinisterly (aka Plight ) - She was a professional forum killer
I didn't dump her, she left me for the pool boy0 -
I couldn't hang being left out in the cold.0
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i was not groovy enough0
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Didn't bring me lunch0
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Kept yelling OMAHA, OMAHA in bed.
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Kept touching his gun0
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Kept touching his gun
Well someone had to. :grumble: :kicks rocks:0 -
Because he lives in a zero gravity environment and doesn't know the difference.0
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Too busy at work0
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She just didn't understand me? The real me you know?? BAH.. nm.0
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She drank my last beer.0
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I had a major case of beard envy0
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I borrowed her lipstick without asking first0
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She got mad because I squeezed her cheekbones all day0
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Wouldn't let me drive her car :grumble:
I was gonna make a bad joke about the car not needing airbags because the driver .... but I thought it would be inappropriate.0
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