Why did you dump the person above you?

JefferyArnold

Kept trying to convince that we should just get drunk... and screw. I just couldn't handle the pressure, anymore.

PaleoChocolateBearJr

Stayed sober and was a prude

Tryxxie2013

He wouldn't give me piggy back rides. :sad:

PaleoChocolateBearJr

Kept calling me an ugly little piggy

Beastmode454

Wouldnt share the TV remote.

BattleTaxi

Finished all the milk, too. >: (

Beastmode454

Finished all the milk, too. >: (

LMFAO!

AIZZO4

@Battletaxi
She did not like the movie Scarface.

JefferyArnold

Watched too much Family Guy... I've already seen this episode 1004369 times... Let's find something else to watch.

Beastmode454

cuz he dissed family guy.. even though i agree.

PaleoChocolateBearJr

His beard tickled too much during cuddle time

Beastmode454

cuz i don't have a pic with a huge fan in it.

nikki0753

his facial hair made me itch

_Calypso_

She stole my hat

Tryxxie2013

Are you kidding me? She kept telling me to stop grabbing her *kitten*.

PaleoChocolateBearJr

Kept taking my sports bras

1PatientBear

Wouldn't stop talking about jerking some snatch at his box or something like that.

HaleyNorman1

He smelt like a bear

mmartinez_az

I could not keep all the guys off her.

Tryxxie2013

He would never take his hands off of me. LOL

mmartinez_az

He would never take his hands off of me. LOL

Thats a fact.

FoxBean

he payed attention to his cards more than me!

Krisydee103

She wanted it too much lol

fitfan11

She was way outta my league!

charliex2202

He wouldn't look into my eyes!

victal

He drinks stynes, I drink pints:drinker:

mmartinez_az

Had too many condoms to chose from. And because she took off the picture of her wearing yellow.

charliex2202

kept hiding his face

FrozenSongBird

for being too sexy :-p

RockWarrior84

ate my bacon