Why did you dump the person above you?

avemaryama

his awesome t-shirt stole the show

stephen4232

He got fed up of me not playing by the rules.....

avemaryama

he was a much better rower than I was

stephen4232

she wouldn't let me teach her to row

avemaryama

I couldn't afford his rates

V0lver

I couldn't afford his rates

She used dirty innuendos with other men

avemaryama

He kept misunderstanding my posts

stephen4232

she didn't like me wearing my kilt

avemaryama

His kilts were cuter than my skirts

stephen4232

you have a kilt......why would I dump you......

Skinny_minny_mo

@stephen

at night he would turn into stefanie and borrowed my undies one too many a time

avemaryama

wrong colours?

stephen4232

wouldn't swap kilts with me....

avemaryama

his kilts were too itchy

stephen4232

she wouldn't let me be true Scotsman.....nothing under his kilt

avemaryama

There were too many awkward bus rides (his kilt was much too short)

Skinny_minny_mo

There were too many awkward bus rides (his kilt was much too short)

ok guys - get a room!

Beleg

She was always taking me to high places and I was scared.

FancyPantsFran

Would only wear striped shirts

stephen4232

wouldn't take off those jeans