Why did you dump the person above you?

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  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    @TamTastic Was so kick-*kitten* that she was featured on the homepage, while I cried in the background!

    :laugh:
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    Bmason....

    Cause he kept using his xray vision for nefarious reasons. :grumble:
  • arathena720
    arathena720 Posts: 449 Member
    B*** took my coffee.
  • Frank_Just_Frank
    Frank_Just_Frank Posts: 454 Member
    Borrows my meggings FOR THE LAST TIME!
  • bheathfit
    bheathfit Posts: 451 Member
    @ arathena

    Because I couldn't compete with TamTastic... Oh, and the whole "She is married with kids" thing.
  • arathena720
    arathena720 Posts: 449 Member
    He had a beautiful bike but no back seat for me to ride on.
  • Sarahs2576
    Sarahs2576 Posts: 418 Member
    I just couldn't do the plural relationship thing
  • funforsports
    funforsports Posts: 2,656 Member
    Liked to wear sunglasses inside
  • CJisinShape
    CJisinShape Posts: 1,404 Member
    Suspected his job as a reporter was only a cover up for his real identity as superman.
  • FoxBean
    FoxBean Posts: 910 Member
    I just...I felt like I didn't know her at all.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Didn't take the time to get to know me.
  • bheathfit
    bheathfit Posts: 451 Member
    Didn't

    She dumped me... Sold my custom for $50 and rode off with the girl that bought it...:brokenheart:
  • Crumpet_Girl
    Crumpet_Girl Posts: 276 Member
    Didn't

    She dumped me... Sold my custom for $50 and rode off with the girl that bought it...:brokenheart:

    It was a hell of a ride while it lasted...
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Because I'm having Deja Vu O.o
  • bheathfit
    bheathfit Posts: 451 Member
    Didn't

    She dumped me... Sold my custom for $50 and rode off with the girl that bought it...:brokenheart:

    It was a hell of a ride while it lasted...


    I assume you meant the custom... The only comeback I had when Sin left me was... "Well you were dating it! What does that say about you!!"

    I bought a self development CD set from an infomercial though. Six months into my self development journey I am Halfway through the 4 disk set! :smile:
  • Me2FitMe
    Me2FitMe Posts: 1,285 Member
    Wouldn't stop those self development CDs
  • bethyv1030
    bethyv1030 Posts: 226 Member
    She kept leaving lipstick on my face when she kissed me!
  • _errata_
    _errata_ Posts: 1,653 Member
    I never saw her blink.... always so serious with the staring.
  • Lovely_77
    Lovely_77 Posts: 1,116 Member
    he said he would be back and then he didn't come back
  • Krisydee103
    Krisydee103 Posts: 416 Member
    Because she cheated on me
  • fitandskinnygal
    fitandskinnygal Posts: 487
    Because she was seeing stars
  • bheathfit
    bheathfit Posts: 451 Member
    One morning while she was driving to work, she was hit by a freight train when the star blocked her vision... :cry:
  • _errata_
    _errata_ Posts: 1,653 Member
    One morning while she was driving to work, she was hit by a freight train when the star blocked her vision... :cry:

    They didn't want to join an Outlaw MC and run guns for the Irish. :grumble:
  • Willbenchforcupcakes
    Willbenchforcupcakes Posts: 4,955 Member
    Because he couldn't be creepy enough for me
  • aafoo
    aafoo Posts: 501 Member
    Because she just wants to talk creepy stuff all the time
  • Groovyca2022
    Groovyca2022 Posts: 21,378 Member
    He dipped his banana in my peanut butter jar.
  • aafoo
    aafoo Posts: 501 Member
    She gave me peanut butter jar when I asked for Nutella.
  • FoxBean
    FoxBean Posts: 910 Member
    because he liked Nutella a little too much if you know what I am saying...
  • _errata_
    _errata_ Posts: 1,653 Member
    She didn't respond to my creepy pm. :kicks rocks:
  • FoxBean
    FoxBean Posts: 910 Member
    he didn't get to the choppa fast enough
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