Why did you dump the person above you?

avemaryama

All the guys kept trying to steal her away

Stubbornfighter

because I don't remember becoming a lesbian xD

Groovyca2022

Ruined my furniture with your claws

avemaryama

I didn't, we just woke up in bed together and had a solid laugh sesh

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charliex2202

he was just too hot to handle

PaleoChocolateBearJr

She kept drinking my coconut water

RudeX

He loved his fans more than me

PaleoChocolateBearJr

She recorded over my project runway with the Super Bowl, ugh sooo annoying

Me2FitMe

He wouldn't share his coconut water...

V0lver

She refused to try kegeling even after giving birth to our 6th child

sassypants0923

He refused to take off his suit

bheathfit

She got mad when I joined an outlaw MC gang with errata; and began to run guns to the North Irish...

Itbeginswithyourself

because when I asked if he wanted to go cycle with me he bought this ridiculous motorcycle thinking I wanted to go ride

bheathfit

Her cycle couldn't keep up with mine. (Maybe if we install a motor on hers... Hmmm) :smokin:

TamTastic

He was always on the go!

jjinteso

she wouldn't share her coffee

Tryxxie2013

There was always a string of girls running after him.

JefferyArnold

Whenever we would go dancing in Latin clubs, she wanted to Cha-Cha, but I only knew how to Salsa.

_Calypso_

Made me hungry for Salsa

ScorpionQwean

but forgot the chips

charliex2202

was just too pretty for me

_Terrapin_

She didn't get turtle mentality.

jjinteso

@charlie: She had too many HOT guys wanting her attention!

PaleoChocolateBearJr

Got upset every time I made turtle soup

Tryxxie2013

Didn't make turtle soup the way I wanted it made.

ScorpionQwean

because u killed my turtle !

_Terrapin_

@Paleo...got upset because I had no idea Charlotte was a town.

_Terrapin_

PS--Please stop eating my kin! And turtle pecan caramel clusters are relatives too!

ScorpionQwean

Charlotte is the place I want to move too and you never heard of it? DUMPED