My wife can be such a jerk sometimes

TheRoadDog
TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
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There's a Strip Club right down the street and the strippers are starting a walking club for the strippers and patrons.

My wife doesn't want me to join. I think she may be insecure about my weight loss and is sabotaging me.
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  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    Ridiculous. I hope she joins you on your journey soon. :flowerforyou:
  • Celtic_Ace
    Celtic_Ace Posts: 62
    kick her to the curb and break up
  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,064 Member
    Are you going to wear a leopard-print pickle pouch when you go out for your walks?
  • The_Aly_Wei
    The_Aly_Wei Posts: 844 Member
    BREAK UP! She sounds like a biach.





    I think a stripper/patron walking club would be fantastic actually. I would much appreciate one of those coming to my area.
  • NZ61RL
    NZ61RL Posts: 69
    Are you going to wear a leopard-print pickle pouch when you go out for your walks?


    Hahaha!!
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
    Just break up.
  • RunWinterGarden
    RunWinterGarden Posts: 428 Member
    She's just jealous of your vigor for weight loss and fitness. Tell her to shape up or ship her *kitten* out.
  • nm212
    nm212 Posts: 570 Member
    Ummm pardon me, but, would you want your wife joining a walking group with male strippers? Maybe it's just me, but I wouldn't want my man spending time with anyone whose job requires dancing naked on a pole. There are alot of different groups you could join for walking. Why not try meetup.com? I don't think she is sabotaging your weight loss. I think she just doesn't want you spending time with strippers. Completely sounds reasonable to me... Have you asked her to join you? Maybe that would make it better.
  • arrseegee
    arrseegee Posts: 575 Member
    Just do it anyway, she's obviously malicious and trying to hold you back.
    If you want to be a hit with the strippers there's this great supplement I can recommend, it works wonders, melted all my fat away in just 10 days...
  • RunWinterGarden
    RunWinterGarden Posts: 428 Member
    Ummm pardon me, but, would you want your wife joining a walking group with male strippers? Maybe it's just me, but I wouldn't want my man spending time with anyone whose job requires dancing naked on a pole. There are alot of different groups you could join for walking. Why not try meetup.com? I don't think she is sabotaging your weight loss. I think she just doesn't want you spending time with strippers. Completely sounds reasonable to me... Have you asked her to join you? Maybe that would make it better.

    IDk I trust my wife, I'd hope she would trust me, really why would she want to interfere with my getting healthy?
  • bloominheck
    bloominheck Posts: 869 Member
    Just remind her how much money you all will be saving if you could walk with them versus all those nights at the club with them.:bigsmile:
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    There's a Strip Club right down the street and the strippers are starting a walking club for the strippers and patrons.

    My wife doesn't want me to join. I think she may be insecure about my weight loss and is sabotaging me.
    Obviously.
  • lsorci919
    lsorci919 Posts: 772 Member
    Are you going to wear a leopard-print pickle pouch when you go out for your walks?

    OMG LMFAO! Almost spit my coffee all over the computer!
  • burlingtongrl
    burlingtongrl Posts: 327 Member
    I think the problem isn't that she is jealous of you weight loss, but rather the strippers you'd be walking with. Why not start walking with her instead? Or start another walking club that wouldn't wreck your marriage.
  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    She's just jealous. She should join too
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Take a pole dancing class....the walk won't seem like a big deal at that point....
  • sheermomentum
    sheermomentum Posts: 827 Member
    Well-played, sir. Well-played.
  • shutyourpieholeandsquat
    shutyourpieholeandsquat Posts: 1,394 Member
    The cluelessness around here kills me lol :laugh:
  • JuzDuIt
    JuzDuIt Posts: 222 Member
    You can walk right to the nearest lawyer....
  • laurentaylor503092
    laurentaylor503092 Posts: 1
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  • TX_Rhon
    TX_Rhon Posts: 1,549 Member
    She sounds horrid!! You poor thing :flowerforyou:

    ::inserts stripper pole gif here but I'm at work and it's probably not a good idea to google that::

    Hang in there!!
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,271 Member
    Clearly she wants to control you. You should definitely go and send her some texts of you and the group finishing together! <---take that how you want.
  • AmykinsCatfood
    AmykinsCatfood Posts: 599 Member
    Ummm pardon me, but, would you want your wife joining a walking group with male strippers? Maybe it's just me, but I wouldn't want my man spending time with anyone whose job requires dancing naked on a pole. There are alot of different groups you could join for walking. Why not try meetup.com? I don't think she is sabotaging your weight loss. I think she just doesn't want you spending time with strippers. Completely sounds reasonable to me... Have you asked her to join you? Maybe that would make it better.

    Someone doesn't get it.
  • TX_Rhon
    TX_Rhon Posts: 1,549 Member
    fWSHCVJ.gif?1


    FIFY........but strong first post :happy:

    ETS I kinda FIFY........need a smaller pic but cannot fix at work. Still a strong post :)
  • gabbygirl78
    gabbygirl78 Posts: 936 Member
    Well just tell her if she don't like it then learn to swing her *kitten* around a pole and look good doing it :laugh: :drinker:
  • lise_anne
    lise_anne Posts: 27
    Sounds like somebody doesn't want to be married anymore...but I think she will be better off without you.
  • MaryJane_8810002
    MaryJane_8810002 Posts: 2,082 Member
    Tell me the name of the club.
  • FaylinaMeir
    FaylinaMeir Posts: 661 Member
    well for starters I'm going to assume that your wife is a larger lady?
    Personally I know what it feels like to be insecure in those situations but at the same time if you truely feel she is holding you back from weight loss you need to sit down with her and talk about it. Don't yell or anything and that will give you a big clue on the real situation. It could end with you both doing the walking club? I dunno. All I know is, I sat down with my husband and had a similar conversation and now we're great :)
    I wish you luck !
  • BeckyMBisMe
    BeckyMBisMe Posts: 215 Member
    maybe there should be a requirement to actually read what category something is posted in before people are allowed to reply.:wink:
    wait, that wouldn't work either. Because I know some people that humor has to be explained to on a daily basis.:huh:
  • kayofyesterday
    kayofyesterday Posts: 2
    .....no. She's not insecure about your weight loss, she just doesn't want you hanging around strippers. Why not instead you and your wife go for walks together? Without strippers?

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