What is the worst thing a woman can say to a man??

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  • jjennyb4
    jjennyb4 Posts: 1,581 Member
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    Is it in yet?

    Love this one!!!

    This was my first thought... lol
  • lilRicki
    lilRicki Posts: 4,555 Member
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    :blushing: I already have a p***y, I don't need another one...man up. I would never say this to my fiance. Or "you're a terrible father"...omg I might as well stab him in the heart with a letter opener.
  • Docmahi
    Docmahi Posts: 1,603 Member
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    we need to talk lol for sure
  • oberon0124
    oberon0124 Posts: 10,527 Member
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    Robert was better. Robert being my best friend!
  • MysteriousMerlin
    MysteriousMerlin Posts: 2,270 Member
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    I no longer love/care about you.
  • MissSarahAllison315
    MissSarahAllison315 Posts: 263 Member
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    man pulls down pants...."oh..:ohwell: or :laugh: "

    OMG THOUGH TRUTH. LOLOL. Definitely had to quickly hide my expression :p One boyfriend......yeesh....
  • 1shauna1
    1shauna1 Posts: 993 Member
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    "Yes! Yes!, Oh God, Jim, Yes!"

    "Woman, my name's Bill!"
    Hahahaha!
  • jessilyn76
    jessilyn76 Posts: 532 Member
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    I don't/won't cook bacon.
  • Rerun201
    Rerun201 Posts: 125 Member
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    "Beige...the ceiling should definitely be beige".

    or

    "Are you through, yet?"
  • DavidCHobby
    DavidCHobby Posts: 53
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    Fine. (AKA, the F-word.) :)
  • nessagrace22
    nessagrace22 Posts: 430 Member
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    NO
  • LoggingForLife
    LoggingForLife Posts: 504 Member
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    I have crabs.
  • catneon
    catneon Posts: 911 Member
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    What is THAT?
  • abheshek
    abheshek Posts: 525 Member
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    I cheated on you with your own brother! Maury! you are not the father! :bigsmile:
  • stephen4232
    stephen4232 Posts: 1,583 Member
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    Does my bum look big in this?
  • oberon0124
    oberon0124 Posts: 10,527 Member
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    The Blue strip says yes!!!!
  • Celtic_Ace
    Celtic_Ace Posts: 62
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    I faked it every time. Every. Time.

    Heads up......we really don't care
  • eric_sg61
    eric_sg61 Posts: 2,925 Member
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    "I NEVER start drama, other women are just jealous of me"
  • FoxBean
    FoxBean Posts: 910 Member
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    "Is it in yet?"
    "I barely feel anything!"
    "Be a man!"
    "Why is your back so hairy!?"
    "I slept with your bestfriend"
    "I slept with your brother"
    "I'm a lesbian and no you can not watch"
    "Your face smells of condoms"
    something about sexual performance being terrible. Yep.
  • MRSpivey
    MRSpivey Posts: 270 Member
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    I no longer love/care about you.

    Add to that: "I love Jim" (family friend). Yep... that hurt!

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