What's the worst thing a man can say to a woman?

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  • ItsMeGee3
    ItsMeGee3 Posts: 13,254 Member
    Looks you up and down and says, "You've put on a little weight."
  • BootCampC
    BootCampC Posts: 689 Member
    the worst is the same as the Best
    I Love you
  • jfcarlson713
    jfcarlson713 Posts: 108 Member
    That's not how MY Mom does it.......
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    "Whoops!"

    This is not good said at ANY time.
  • cjfitnessme
    cjfitnessme Posts: 97 Member
    when is the baby due (and she is not pregnant ).
  • Cre8veLifeR
    Cre8veLifeR Posts: 1,062 Member
    My husband once said to me, and I kid you not:

    "I am so glad I stopped dating hot women and married someone normal like you." :noway:

    I said "Excuse me?" and he said "You know what I meant. Hot like snobby skinny blondes with fake boobs.":huh:

    Jerk. I was SO mad. I think that's the maddest I have ever been at him.
  • harphy
    harphy Posts: 290 Member
    Fat & old & ugly.
  • JoelleAnn78
    JoelleAnn78 Posts: 1,492 Member
    Relax. :mad:

    and

    Did you take your meds? :explode:
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    You're hot as balls.....ICK
    What's wrong with balls?? :angry:
  • CMoeDee
    CMoeDee Posts: 102 Member
    Nothing.

    Silence is the worst.

    Silent.jpg

    I like you.
  • Booksandbeaches
    Booksandbeaches Posts: 1,791 Member
    I never loved you.
    I was never attracted to you.
    I love her more.
    I'm not attracted to you anymore.

    I would think those would hurt a lot more than silence. Silence is golden. :laugh:
  • Cre8veLifeR
    Cre8veLifeR Posts: 1,062 Member
    You're hot as balls.....ICK
    What's wrong with balls?? :angry:

    Ball skin looks like elbow skin.
  • kimbux
    kimbux Posts: 154 Member
    I don't want to be naked with you in your bed!
  • Ainar
    Ainar Posts: 858 Member
    You know how you said you would never do that thing in bed... So, ummm, I kinda slept with your best friend, and she totally does it!!
    What's bad about it? It sounds like a motivation to me!
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    You're hot as balls.....ICK
    What's wrong with balls?? :angry:

    Ball skin looks like elbow skin.
    And how does that mean that there's anything wrong with balls?? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • meltedsno
    meltedsno Posts: 208 Member
    in the middle of sex ask "hows the diet doing?" That's one of the reasons why he is now an ex husband
  • Tony_Von_Stryfe
    Tony_Von_Stryfe Posts: 153 Member
    "You look fine"
  • michellemybelll
    michellemybelll Posts: 2,228 Member
    You're hot as balls.....ICK
    What's wrong with balls?? :angry:

    Ball skin looks like elbow skin.
    wenis
  • DainaLC
    DainaLC Posts: 18,937 Member
    "You're just hormonal!" or

    "Don't you wish you had abs like hers?"
  • _Krys10_
    _Krys10_ Posts: 1,234 Member
    You're hot as balls.....ICK
    What's wrong with balls?? :angry:

    Ball skin looks like elbow skin.
    And how does that mean that there's anything wrong with balls?? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    just the reference of balls and hot...made me think of schwetty balls
  • ascrit
    ascrit Posts: 770 Member
    "you're wearing less make-up than usual."
  • boobeey
    boobeey Posts: 78 Member
    I wish you'd just shut your suck hole sometimes
  • Fitnessaddict90
    Fitnessaddict90 Posts: 17 Member
    'She is the right one for me' talking about another girl / woman
  • TheFisherKing
    TheFisherKing Posts: 935
    Wow, you are really starting to look like your mother!!!
  • shutyourpieholeandsquat
    shutyourpieholeandsquat Posts: 1,394 Member
    yes, that dress does make your *kitten* look big.

    or like my old boss told his wife when she said "Does this make me look fat?"

    "No, your fat *kitten* makes you look fat"
  • FoxBean
    FoxBean Posts: 910 Member
    Wow, you are really starting to look like your mother!!!

    That would be a compliment ! For some...
  • gabbygirl78
    gabbygirl78 Posts: 936 Member
    I love you
  • EmmieBaby
    EmmieBaby Posts: 1,235 Member
    are you pregnant? cause you look bigger then normal (Boss told me this)
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    You guys lack imagination

    how about:

    "yes that's right, your whole family is dead. I killed them one by one just to hear them scream and beg for mercy, then I ate them. Your sister's liver tasted great and your mother's uterus tasted even better. Don't even think about trying to run away, I just had the locks changed, and the phone lines and wifi are dead, so you can't call for help. Now I'm going to torture you to death, then eat you too."

    Or something.

    Maybe I should write horror fiction...
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Are you in a bulking cycle?

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