Wife JUST Sabotaged Me!
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You are a douche! I feel bad for your wife.
Be aware that the mods are cracking down on multiple accounts.0 -
You are a douche! I feel bad for your wife.
Wow, that seems like a personal attack. You his wife?0 -
Dude. 200 calories is A LOT of Oreos. Have some.
Not that many. :frown: A little less than 4 regular or a little less than 3 double stuffed. I have done this math before.0 -
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Dude. 200 calories is A LOT of Oreos. Have some.
On what planet is 4 a lot? Because I need to be on that planet.0 -
Have you asked her not to?0
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You know, one day your wife may get curious and check your MFP. It keeps a track of the forums you post in. Wouldn't it be sad if she came across this forum topic YOU posted?
You can change the original text BUT you can't change everything the users who responded decided to quote
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You know, one day your wife may get curious and check your MFP. It keeps a track of the forums you post in. Wouldn't it be sad if she came across this forum topic YOU posted?
You can change the original text BUT you can't change everything the users who responded decided to quote
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You know, one day your wife may get curious and check your MFP. It keeps a track of the forums you post in. Wouldn't it be sad if she came across this forum topic YOU posted?
You can change the original text BUT you can't change everything the users who responded decided to quote
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Nope, THIS wins the thread.
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I am doing homework and I only have two hundred calories left for the day, probably less and my wife just said from the kitchen "There are Oreos."
Why would she even do that? She knows that I am counting calories. I think she is insecure and wants me to fail so that I can never cheat on her.
Sometimes people do sabotage intentionally, some times its not intentional, sometimes they just know you like something and want to share. You know your wife better than anyone on this forum does, so you probably know if she is the type of person to intentionally sabotage your efforts.
I once posted about my husband continually sabotaging me and got blasted for being ungrateful and a horrible wife basically, so I tend to avoid the subject now.
In the end though, it is your responsibility, just say, "No thanks, I don't want them, I'm trying to lose weight." Or, if you have the calories for them, say, "sure, I'll take one. Thanks".
Its not that hard.0 -
Nope, THIS wins the thread.
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Can I help it if I love you more when you're fluffy?!?
I prefer my husband a little fluffy as well. I add tablespoons of bacon fat to all his meals without telling him. He wonders why he isn't losing.
Mwhahahaha.
HERO!0 -
I would work out so hard to eat some lol.
But that's not the point! She's basically force-feeding me and the madness has to STOP. Sure it sounds like three simple words, "There are Oreos," but you know what? "We find the defendant guilty" is also three words and that doesn't mean it's no big deal!
She's "force-feeding" you? Really? Does she have a gun to your head? Are you duct taped to a chair & she's forcing them into your mouth while pinching your nose shut to make you open your mouth to breathe? JUST SAY NO!!!!!! Try saying, "Thanks, Honey, not tonight" & if you really feel the need to eat Oreos plan tomorrow around leaving enough calories to have them. If you're really committed to this thing then force yourself to resist the temptation but don't blame her if you don't. If she's really doing it with evil intent (I'm betting she's probably not, more likely it's ingrained habits that are playing out) then don't let her win by you caving in - be stronger than that............0 -
Does she have a gun to your head? Are you duct taped to a chair & she's forcing them into your mouth while pinching your nose shut to make you open your mouth to breathe?
Have you been checking my browser history?!Try saying, "Thanks, Honey, not tonight"
Ugh, if I have to hear that just ONE more time . . . .0 -
My bf does it too....
And he gets mad at me whenever I say I don't want to eat his Pasta/meatballs/lasagna/mac&cheese, I don't want to eat French fires/giant juicy pizzas, accusing me of "hating everything he loves"..... Then he said I was "mentally not strong enough to enjoy them just in moderation" and that was why I feel like I need to avoid them.
We've had this fight 10 times already. There's no "moderate" amount of mac&cheese, or giant thick crust pizzas....
But it's all about compromises isn't it. I've been nagging enough about healthy eating and cooking delicious enough healthy food that he actually doesn't think it's a bad idea to eat healthy anymore
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My bf does it too....
And he gets mad at me whenever I say I don't want to eat his Pasta/meatballs/lasagna/mac&cheese, I don't want to eat French fires/giant juicy pizzas, accusing me of "hating everything he loves"..... Then he said I was "mentally not strong enough to enjoy them just in moderation" and that was why I feel like I need to avoid them.
We've had this fight 10 times already. There's no "moderate" amount of mac&cheese, or giant thick crust pizzas....
But it's all about compromises isn't it. I've been nagging enough about healthy eating and cooking delicious enough healthy food that he actually doesn't think it's a bad idea to eat healthy anymore
Compromise= One person nags the other until they give in and eat what the other person tells them to eat.0 -
Does she have a gun to your head? Are you duct taped to a chair & she's forcing them into your mouth while pinching your nose shut to make you open your mouth to breathe?
Have you been checking my browser history?!Try saying, "Thanks, Honey, not tonight"
Ugh, if I have to hear that just ONE more time . . . .
Rut roh. Look who just rolled in.0 -
My bf does it too....
And he gets mad at me whenever I say I don't want to eat his Pasta/meatballs/lasagna/mac&cheese, I don't want to eat French fires/giant juicy pizzas, accusing me of "hating everything he loves"..... Then he said I was "mentally not strong enough to enjoy them just in moderation" and that was why I feel like I need to avoid them.
We've had this fight 10 times already. There's no "moderate" amount of mac&cheese, or giant thick crust pizzas....
But it's all about compromises isn't it. I've been nagging enough about healthy eating and cooking delicious enough healthy food that he actually doesn't think it's a bad idea to eat healthy anymore
Compromise= One person nags the other until they give in and eat what the other person tells them to eat.
Why is pizza unhealthy? Or mac & cheese?0 -
Does she have a gun to your head? Are you duct taped to a chair & she's forcing them into your mouth while pinching your nose shut to make you open your mouth to breathe?
Have you been checking my browser history?!
Well Nancy Drew is on the case...0 -
lol such a delicate flower.
If I was your wife Id be offering a teaspoon of concrete rather than the oreos.0 -
You know, one day your wife may get curious and check your MFP. It keeps a track of the forums you post in. Wouldn't it be sad if she came across this forum topic YOU posted?
You can change the original text BUT you can't change everything the users who responded decided to quote
Ooooh no. We can't have that, can we?0 -
My bf does it too....
And he gets mad at me whenever I say I don't want to eat his Pasta/meatballs/lasagna/mac&cheese, I don't want to eat French fires/giant juicy pizzas, accusing me of "hating everything he loves"..... Then he said I was "mentally not strong enough to enjoy them just in moderation" and that was why I feel like I need to avoid them.
We've had this fight 10 times already. There's no "moderate" amount of mac&cheese, or giant thick crust pizzas....
But it's all about compromises isn't it. I've been nagging enough about healthy eating and cooking delicious enough healthy food that he actually doesn't think it's a bad idea to eat healthy anymore
Compromise= One person nags the other until they give in and eat what the other person tells them to eat.
Why is pizza unhealthy? Or mac & cheese?
FYI I still eat all that, just waaayyy less often than he wanted to.
Pizzas aren't necessarily unhealthy, but thick crust huge pizzas are just too much for me. 1 slice of those could easily be 600kcal, and that's over 1/3 of my daily calorie goal, not to mention the sodium. And mac&cheese is also very calorie-dense and usually high in saturated fat.0 -
Does she have a gun to your head? Are you duct taped to a chair & she's forcing them into your mouth while pinching your nose shut to make you open your mouth to breathe?
Have you been checking my browser history?!Try saying, "Thanks, Honey, not tonight"
Ugh, if I have to hear that just ONE more time . . . .
THIS is the thread win! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
Does she have a gun to your head? Are you duct taped to a chair & she's forcing them into your mouth while pinching your nose shut to make you open your mouth to breathe?
Have you been checking my browser history?!Try saying, "Thanks, Honey, not tonight"
Ugh, if I have to hear that just ONE more time . . . .
Rut roh. Look who just rolled in.
She's been in since the first page. :laugh:0 -
My bf does it too....
And he gets mad at me whenever I say I don't want to eat his Pasta/meatballs/lasagna/mac&cheese, I don't want to eat French fires/giant juicy pizzas, accusing me of "hating everything he loves"..... Then he said I was "mentally not strong enough to enjoy them just in moderation" and that was why I feel like I need to avoid them.
We've had this fight 10 times already. There's no "moderate" amount of mac&cheese, or giant thick crust pizzas....
But it's all about compromises isn't it. I've been nagging enough about healthy eating and cooking delicious enough healthy food that he actually doesn't think it's a bad idea to eat healthy anymore
Compromise= One person nags the other until they give in and eat what the other person tells them to eat.
Why is pizza unhealthy? Or mac & cheese?
FYI I still eat all that, just waaayyy less often than he wanted to.
Pizzas aren't necessarily unhealthy, but thick crust huge pizzas are just too much for me. 1 slice of those could easily be 600kcal, and that's over 1/3 of my daily calorie goal, not to mention the sodium. And mac&cheese is also very calorie-dense and usually high in saturated fat.
But your ticker says you need to gain weight. Pizza is perfect for that. And ice cream!0 -
D'oh!!!
Does she have a gun to your head? Are you duct taped to a chair & she's forcing them into your mouth while pinching your nose shut to make you open your mouth to breathe?
Have you been checking my browser history?!Try saying, "Thanks, Honey, not tonight"
Ugh, if I have to hear that just ONE more time . . . .
Rut roh. Look who just rolled in.
She's been in since the first page. :laugh:0 -
My bf does it too....
And he gets mad at me whenever I say I don't want to eat his Pasta/meatballs/lasagna/mac&cheese, I don't want to eat French fires/giant juicy pizzas, accusing me of "hating everything he loves"..... Then he said I was "mentally not strong enough to enjoy them just in moderation" and that was why I feel like I need to avoid them.
We've had this fight 10 times already. There's no "moderate" amount of mac&cheese, or giant thick crust pizzas....
But it's all about compromises isn't it. I've been nagging enough about healthy eating and cooking delicious enough healthy food that he actually doesn't think it's a bad idea to eat healthy anymore
Compromise= One person nags the other until they give in and eat what the other person tells them to eat.
Why is pizza unhealthy? Or mac & cheese?
FYI I still eat all that, just waaayyy less often than he wanted to.
Pizzas aren't necessarily unhealthy, but thick crust huge pizzas are just too much for me. 1 slice of those could easily be 600kcal, and that's over 1/3 of my daily calorie goal, not to mention the sodium. And mac&cheese is also very calorie-dense and usually high in saturated fat.
But your ticker says you need to gain weight. Pizza is perfect for that. And ice cream!
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I am not sure that being told there are some biscuits in the kitchen can be deemed sabotage, you alone are responsible for your own actions from there on in, and that includes cheating on your wife.
Since you called them biscuits you are probably British as was Benedict Arnold and thus your opinion on matters of fidelity and loyalty is one I will take with the gravest of reservations.
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Can I help it if I love you more when you're fluffy?!?
I prefer my husband a little fluffy as well. I add tablespoons of bacon fat to all his meals without telling him. He wonders why he isn't losing.
Mwhahahaha.
:laugh: So evil. I love it.0 -
my husband just dropped a bag of pretzels in my lap, seriously. I took a modest few and said - please put them over on the other side of you. So instead of eating handful after handful, I only had one handful. Victory in my book, be glad the oreos were in the kitchen and not dropped in your lap.0
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