What's the worst thing a man can say to a woman?

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  • PRMinx
    PRMinx Posts: 4,585 Member
    1. I was only with you for an ego boost.

    2. See that girl over there (in hot shorts, fishnets and a bra)? Why don't you ever dress like that?

    3. This one time, I video taped a girl without her knowing...and my (now) ex found it.
  • p4ulmiller
    p4ulmiller Posts: 588 Member
    Are you on your period?

    Yep. This is it. Got me more than one face-slap in my time!
  • MissDLynnR
    MissDLynnR Posts: 91 Member
    You have such a pretty face if you'd just lose weight you'd be a great girlfriend
  • p1xyn1xy
    p1xyn1xy Posts: 461 Member
    Your Mom's so hot... what happened? lol!

    This was one of my coworkers " Don't take this the wrong way" (of course I will now take this the wrong way!) " I have an uncle even bigger than you, what size should I get him?" So flipping funny.
  • walterm852
    walterm852 Posts: 409 Member
    "whoa, that really wreaks"
  • MityMax96
    MityMax96 Posts: 5,778 Member
    Recently my boyfriend said "How much weight would you have to lose to look like Lisa?" (my best friend) UGH!

    Damn :noway: :noway: :noway: :huh: :huh: :huh:

    Dude has an IQ the same as his shoe size, don't he?? :laugh: :laugh:
  • Dubby83
    Dubby83 Posts: 21
    Yeah I agree with everyone on this one-

    "So when is the baby due?"

    ...and she's not pregnant.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Condom broke!:sad:

    Condom?
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Recently my boyfriend said "How much weight would you have to lose to look like Lisa?" (my best friend) UGH!

    Well? How much?
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Are you on your period?

    Yep. This is it. Got me more than one face-slap in my time!

    They sure are pissy like that when they are.
  • beernpizza2
    beernpizza2 Posts: 553 Member
    "What did you spend 75 dollars on at Target??"

    I f*cking hate that. I was at Target! I spent 75 dollars on nothing! Deal with it!
  • PaulaKro
    PaulaKro Posts: 5,775 Member
    Nothing.

    Silence is the worst.

    Silent.jpg

    Oh my god, I love you so much for this. So, so much. Doctor Who FTW!
    That's odd, I can't remember what I was going to say...
  • PaulaKro
    PaulaKro Posts: 5,775 Member
    Recently my boyfriend said "How much weight would you have to lose to look like Lisa?" (my best friend) UGH!
    i think your keyboard is broke, it left off the letters ex there
    Like! :laugh:
  • leannabseven
    leannabseven Posts: 395 Member
    I wish you'd just shut your suck hole sometimes

    Yeah...that would do it.
  • tlcarolinagirl
    tlcarolinagirl Posts: 1,700 Member
    "What did you spend 75 dollars on at Target??"

    I f*cking hate that. I was at Target! I spent 75 dollars on nothing! Deal with it!

    ^^ This...followed by "calm down". Them's fightin' words!
  • leannabseven
    leannabseven Posts: 395 Member
    Recently my boyfriend said "How much weight would you have to lose to look like Lisa?" (my best friend) UGH!

    i think your keyboard is broke, it left off the letters ex there

    LOL Yep!
  • TattooedNici
    TattooedNici Posts: 2,141 Member
    "It's not mine", knowing damn well the child is theirs.
  • gojodster
    gojodster Posts: 38 Member
    For me: "You're just like your mother!"

    If we weren't already fighting, we would be after that.

    I soooo agree or like your father, for me thats just as bad.

    also How old are you? you act like you are 15! Grow up! anything along those lines lol
  • mxmkenney
    mxmkenney Posts: 486 Member
    "Is it that time of the month?" - That one always is bound to start a fire...

    "Didn't you already have some dessert?" - AND????

    Or most recently, my husband's brilliant commented that me and my mom look EXACTLY the same from behind... #1 - WHY are you looking at my mom's butt? #2 - What the hell is that supposed to mean?! #3 - Even if it IS true, did you really have to say it?!

    GRRRRR... jerk!
  • TattooedNici
    TattooedNici Posts: 2,141 Member
    "Are you on birth control?" I was asked by a male co-worker a long time ago if I was on it. Unless you're sleeping with me or you're my doctor, you have NO business asking me that.
  • gojodster
    gojodster Posts: 38 Member
    That's not how MY Mom does it.......

    yep this one or along the same lines my EX was the best at ____!
  • xcmtnracer
    xcmtnracer Posts: 426 Member
    Sorry honey, I was drunk.
  • thatonegirlwiththestuff
    thatonegirlwiththestuff Posts: 1,171 Member
    ''You should really eat more Special K cereal''.
  • strunch
    strunch Posts: 66 Member
    I told a women she needed to go to finishing school and it really pissed her off......and she liked it at the same time.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    ''You should really eat more Special K cereal''.
    Guess he didn't read the * on the box.
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    "Will you be my rebound hookup?"

    Lolwut? Eff you! I think that was the angriest I have ever been with someone I really liked. :huh:
  • softncudly
    softncudly Posts: 722 Member
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  • MN_Nice
    MN_Nice Posts: 19
    "Can I use your thighs as ear muffs?"

    But I seriously laughed because it was funny :)
  • HDHogger
    HDHogger Posts: 764
    that dress make you @ss look too big
  • EDesq
    EDesq Posts: 1,527 Member
    I don't believe in promoting the blood trade. Children die so that you can have those shiny things... (Diamonds)


    ONLY if She is STUPID and He is CHEAP!

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