What's the worst thing a man can say to a woman?

1235

Replies

  • Posts: 386 Member
    what was your name?
  • Posts: 1,527 Member
    It's YOUR fault....ALL your fault that I cheated, with HIM!!!
  • Posts: 1,527 Member
    Baby, you got NO azz!
  • Posts: 1,053 Member
    "I have AIDS/STDs."


    "I like you a lot, I'm just not looking for a relationship right now."
  • Posts: 1,527 Member
    YES! I said Finger Condoms! Bytch
  • Posts: 1,527 Member
    If you love me, you will f**k my friend...I owe him $50.
  • Posts: 1,527 Member
    I forgot to mention when we were married that I believe in Polygamy...and I intend to exercise my religious rights.
  • Posts: 10,913 Member
    "I don't want you to be quiet... I just want you to SHUT UP a little..."
  • Posts: 1,527 Member
    HEY...Incest runs in my family!
  • Posts: 1,527 Member
    WE are NOT our genetics! So what my grand dad was an abusive alcoholic and so was my dad...I can handle a few beers and 3 or 5 Jack Blacks with the fellas...so go cook my dinner you dumb bytch!
  • Posts: 29,136 Member
    are you sure you weight 120#, I thought you were more like 140#…

    or, you are 25, really? I thought you were like 40 ….
  • Posts: 823 Member
    Apparently anything.
  • Posts: 4,899 Member
    So I noticed on my trip to Bangkok that I have this itch
  • Posts: 1,541 Member
    ''You should really eat more Special K cereal''.

    im going to be honest. that cereal is good
  • Posts: 329 Member
    She is so much hotter than you. How come you don't look like that? bgehfwu ghyerwuiq Agghh!!

    You can't understand that last bit coz thats when I decided to insert my foot in his face!!

    God I am feeling violent today!! lol. Obviously I must be coming on!!! Only possible explanation!! :laugh:
  • Posts: 4,676 Member
    My now ex-wife asked me the question, a day after going off on me at the baseball park, "does this dress make me look big" me - "No, the fact that you have an *kitten* the size of a mack truck does. Paint color really doesn't matter". Somehow she tool offense to that...I think she was a little sensative...
  • i love you Becky and your name is Susan.
  • Posts: 751 Member
    "Does this smell like chloroform to you?"
  • Posts: 378 Member
    "You're making a big deal out of nothing"
  • Posts: 3,687 Member
    Uhhh.. Silence is bliss, what are you talking about???


    I never get the silent treatment DAMM what am I doing wrong!!!
  • Posts: 505 Member
    Did you stop doing your Keegal exercises?
  • Posts: 1,541 Member

    Yep. This is it. Got me more than one face-slap in my time!

    slow learner huh?
  • Posts: 10,913 Member
    Did you stop doing your Keegal exercises?

    Ohhhh, love this one!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Posts: 192 Member
    Wow after reading some of these I am even more thankful for my husband. Even though he does tend to stick his foot in his mouth sometimes he would never say some of most of the things posted here.

    But men, if a woman is upset, never tell her it must be her time of the month. Even if its true lol!
  • Posts: 10,913 Member
    Wow after reading some of these I am even more thankful for my husband. Even thoufh he does tend to stick his foot in his mouth sometimes he would never say some of most of the things posted here.

    But men, if a woman is upset, never tell her it must be her time of the month. Even if its true lol!

    To be honest... I'd much rather be reminded.
    I must be strange.
  • Posts: 1,541 Member
    like a hot dog down a hallway....
  • I promise I'll only put the tip in
    11t8q36.gif
    2925umd.gif
    35c2xrr.gif
    r0yyyb.gif
  • Posts: 1,364 Member
    Is it in yet ........
  • Posts: 29,136 Member
    11t8q36.gif
    2925umd.gif
    35c2xrr.gif
    r0yyyb.gif


    lol
  • Posts: 29,136 Member
    so I was banging your sister last night and she said….

Welcome!

It looks like you're new here. Sign in or register to get started.