the "Definitive" Eyecandles thread
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Theres nothing funny about it.
The only way it would be funny is if you're in pain and reality hurts. And you need to laugh at things like that.
Its a forced joke. Nothing to make a thread about. Unless you feel like attractive ppl are getting attention and you're threatened.
Theres nothing trivial about insecurity and sadness.
It's so cute when he gets butthurt. Negative rep for you brah
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=143768413
HAHAHAHHAAHHA
omg, 10/10 comedy gold. The misc has really gone downhill since its glory days.0 -
I know I should stop reading this thread and get back to work, but I can't seem to look away...I am fascinated:ohwell:
Like an effing train wreck, right?0 -
The harder you guys "laugh" --after I have pointed out why you laugh... the stubborn sadness of it makes me cringe.
(in b4 someone "laughs" at this post but is secretly crying inside because I hit a nerve)
The mere thought of you cringing makes my soul weep.
O! The tragedy of it all! How my bowels leak to think of the pain - THE PAIN! this all causes you.
CAN'T EVERYONE STOP PARTICIPATING IN THIS PUN-RELATED THREAD TO CONSIDER THE VERY HUMANNESS OF IT ALL!?
Stop trying to hold us back with your puritanical world views! Be thee some feminine hygiene product?
Fie on't! Ah, foe! MFP tis an unweeded garden that grows to seed; thinks rank and gross in nature possess it merely!
How my sinuses drain down the back of my gullet as the shock and dismay fill me. CLEFT FROM BALLS TO BEAK I bleed the very unfairness of your eyeball candles!
WHY! Why must you all torture us so?
Know you naught of philosophy? Sartre said that "hell is people" and you people are proving him RIGHT with every black smudge of thought you smash from your vile, sticky keyboards onto this clean white page!
Et cetera.0 -
The harder you guys "laugh" --after I have pointed out why you laugh... the stubborn sadness of it makes me cringe.
(in b4 someone "laughs" at this post but is secretly crying inside because I hit a nerve)
Can you tell me why I wet the bed until I was 14? Or why the light turns off (or DOES IT) when I close the refrigerator?
If you can't then give me the pick 6 lotto numbers so I can win some money
I guess that was supposed to be clever and witty somehow?????
Your guess was wrong. I am unsure if I wet the bed due to an under-developed bladder from being born early or if it had to do with my inner deep hatred towards beautiful people. And I honestly cannot figure out if the refrigerator light is some placebo effect or aliens taking over my mind.0 -
The harder you guys "laugh" --after I have pointed out why you laugh... the stubborn sadness of it makes me cringe.
(in b4 someone "laughs" at this post but is secretly crying inside because I hit a nerve)
The mere thought of you cringing makes my soul weep.
O! The tragedy of it all! How my bowels leak to think of the pain - THE PAIN! this all causes you.
CAN'T EVERYONE STOP PARTICIPATING IN THIS PUN-RELATED THREAD TO CONSIDER THE VERY HUMANNESS OF IT ALL!?
Stop trying to hold us back with your puritanical world views! Be thee some feminine hygiene product?
Fie on't! Ah, foe! MFP tis an unweeded garden that grows to seed; thinks rank and gross in nature possess it merely!
How my sinuses drain down the back of my gullet as the shock and dismay fill me. CLEFT FROM BALLS TO BEAK I bleed the very unfairness of your eyeball candles!
WHY! Why must you all torture us so?
Know you naught of philosophy? Sartre said that "hell is people" and you people are proving him RIGHT with every black smudge of thought you smash from your vile, sticky keyboards onto this clean white page!
Et cetera.
I think I love you0 -
Generally people who have the underdog mentality, conservative, fear based reasoning based on God-fearing humility and a fear of death.
I don't want to die yet. So I mask the truth. I will live after death. I don't want to feel/be ugly, so I will mask the truth. Looks don't matter.
This is borne of fear.
Someone like me never has these thoughts. I am confident. I will age gracefully, with class and dignity. Bravely facing reality.
The ppl ITT are the former. The ppl in the eye candy threads participating, are the latter.
There are sides. There are also level to this ****.
Speak for yourself. PM sent. 8========D0 -
I've never been more creeped out by a person's words in my life. What a sad, ugly, lonely human being to say such sad and ugly things. I'd feel bad for him except that he isn't even aware of just how ugly he is because of his words.
^^ This.0 -
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The mere thought of you cringing makes my soul weep.
O! The tragedy of it all! How my bowels leak to think of the pain - THE PAIN! this all causes you.
CAN'T EVERYONE STOP PARTICIPATING IN THIS PUN-RELATED THREAD TO CONSIDER THE VERY HUMANNESS OF IT ALL!?
Stop trying to hold us back with your puritanical world views! Be thee some feminine hygiene product?
Fie on't! Ah, foe! MFP tis an unweeded garden that grows to seed; thinks rank and gross in nature possess it merely!
How my sinuses drain down the back of my gullet as the shock and dismay fill me. CLEFT FROM BALLS TO BEAK I bleed the very unfairness of your eyeball candles!
WHY! Why must you all torture us so?
Know you naught of philosophy? Sartre said that "hell is people" and you people are proving him RIGHT with every black smudge of thought you smash from your vile, sticky keyboards onto this clean white page!
Et cetera.
I think I love you
It's because I'm deep, isn't it? And because I take myself very seriously? I have a Morrisey picture on my bedroom wall and every morning I light a candle and play "This Charming Man" until I weep in emotional agony.0 -
I know I should stop reading this thread and get back to work, but I can't seem to look away...I am fascinated:ohwell:
Like an effing train wreck, right?
Yes! I can kinda see where it is going, but I just HAVE TO WATCH!0 -
The harder you guys "laugh" --after I have pointed out why you laugh... the stubborn sadness of it makes me cringe.
(in b4 someone "laughs" at this post but is secretly crying inside because I hit a nerve)
The mere thought of you cringing makes my soul weep.
O! The tragedy of it all! How my bowels leak to think of the pain - THE PAIN! this all causes you.
CAN'T EVERYONE STOP PARTICIPATING IN THIS PUN-RELATED THREAD TO CONSIDER THE VERY HUMANNESS OF IT ALL!?
Stop trying to hold us back with your puritanical world views! Be thee some feminine hygiene product?
Fie on't! Ah, foe! MFP tis an unweeded garden that grows to seed; thinks rank and gross in nature possess it merely!
How my sinuses drain down the back of my gullet as the shock and dismay fill me. CLEFT FROM BALLS TO BEAK I bleed the very unfairness of your eyeball candles!
WHY! Why must you all torture us so?
Know you naught of philosophy? Sartre said that "hell is people" and you people are proving him RIGHT with every black smudge of thought you smash from your vile, sticky keyboards onto this clean white page!
Et cetera.
I'm so glad you showed up0 -
The harder you guys "laugh" --after I have pointed out why you laugh... the stubborn sadness of it makes me cringe.
(in b4 someone "laughs" at this post but is secretly crying inside because I hit a nerve)
The mere thought of you cringing makes my soul weep.
O! The tragedy of it all! How my bowels leak to think of the pain - THE PAIN! this all causes you.
CAN'T EVERYONE STOP PARTICIPATING IN THIS PUN-RELATED THREAD TO CONSIDER THE VERY HUMANNESS OF IT ALL!?
Stop trying to hold us back with your puritanical world views! Be thee some feminine hygiene product?
Fie on't! Ah, foe! MFP tis an unweeded garden that grows to seed; thinks rank and gross in nature possess it merely!
How my sinuses drain down the back of my gullet as the shock and dismay fill me. CLEFT FROM BALLS TO BEAK I bleed the very unfairness of your eyeball candles!
WHY! Why must you all torture us so?
Know you naught of philosophy? Sartre said that "hell is people" and you people are proving him RIGHT with every black smudge of thought you smash from your vile, sticky keyboards onto this clean white page!
Et cetera.0 -
I know I should stop reading this thread and get back to work, but I can't seem to look away...I am fascinated:ohwell:
Another psychology fun-fact: Human beings are biologically attracted to truth.
You are fascinated because I am speaking on things that penetrate into your very identity as a human being, seeing the patterns and reflecting back upon yourself the reality of our sociological relationships with one another and how it affects our inner ID.
Im am speaking deeper than most are comfortable to talk about, dangerous thoughts to some people, but the different ways people react expose the different fears people have and the level of emotional maturity they are capable of.
In the most simplest terms, the people who keep reacting with crazy/hysterical posts are essentially just emotionally immature. --Unable to process such depth and such challenging self reflections so they deal with it the only way they know how.0 -
eta: i'm just emotionally immature. NOT UNIMPRESSED0 -
The mere thought of you cringing makes my soul weep.
O! The tragedy of it all! How my bowels leak to think of the pain - THE PAIN! this all causes you.
CAN'T EVERYONE STOP PARTICIPATING IN THIS PUN-RELATED THREAD TO CONSIDER THE VERY HUMANNESS OF IT ALL!?
Stop trying to hold us back with your puritanical world views! Be thee some feminine hygiene product?
Fie on't! Ah, foe! MFP tis an unweeded garden that grows to seed; thinks rank and gross in nature possess it merely!
How my sinuses drain down the back of my gullet as the shock and dismay fill me. CLEFT FROM BALLS TO BEAK I bleed the very unfairness of your eyeball candles!
WHY! Why must you all torture us so?
Know you naught of philosophy? Sartre said that "hell is people" and you people are proving him RIGHT with every black smudge of thought you smash from your vile, sticky keyboards onto this clean white page!
Et cetera.
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Just give the thread a couple minutes.
It will be filled with jealous alphas making hetero-phobic comments, mindfully confirming my inferiority over the general specific (yet ashamed) alien race of over-secure perfect specimens who never get their ears dry yet know they are losers.
FMi.
Failure is all that matters on Mars. There is nothing worse in life than being ugly. Nothing is more depressing. It is nothing, and nothing else is everything.
You are everything. And in my threads you can really feel it, your perfection, a reminder of it.0 -
I know I should stop reading this thread and get back to work, but I can't seem to look away...I am fascinated:ohwell:
Another psychology fun-fact: Human beings are biologically attracted to truth.
You are fascinated because I am speaking on things that penetrate into your very identity as a human being, seeing the patterns and reflecting back upon yourself the reality of our sociological relationships with one another and how it affects our inner ID.
Im am speaking deeper than most are comfortable to talk about, dangerous thoughts to some people, but the different ways people react expose the different fears people have and the level of emotional maturity they are capable of.
In the most simplest terms, the people who keep reacting with crazy/hysterical posts are essentially just emotionally immature. --Unable to process such depth and such challenging self reflections so they deal with it the only way they know how.0 -
I know I should stop reading this thread and get back to work, but I can't seem to look away...I am fascinated:ohwell:
Another psychology fun-fact: Human beings are biologically attracted to truth.
You are fascinated because I am speaking on things that penetrate into your very identity as a human being, seeing the patterns and reflecting back upon yourself the reality of our sociological relationships with one another and how it affects our inner ID.
Im am speaking deeper than most are comfortable to talk about, dangerous thoughts to some people, but the different ways people react expose the different fears people have and the level of emotional maturity they are capable of.
In the most simplest terms, the people who keep reacting with crazy/hysterical posts are essentially just emotionally immature. --Unable to process such depth and such challenging self reflections so they deal with it the only way they know how.
Hmm...possibly. Mostly I just think it is entertaining to watch the "fight". Also, realizing that everyone has a different reason to be on here and the VAST majority of them are not trying to analyze themselves or anyone else, just feel supported and maybe have a few laughs while they try to get and/or stay healthy.0 -
Just give the thread a couple minutes.
It will be filled with jealous alphas making hetero-phobic comments, mindfully confirming my inferiority over the general specific (yet ashamed) alien race of over-secure perfect specimens who never get their ears dry yet know they are losers.
FMi.
Failure is all that matters on Mars. There is nothing worse in life than being ugly. Nothing is more depressing. It is nothing, and nothing else is everything.
You are everything. And in my threads you can really feel it, your perfection, a reminder of it.
you should probably stay away from dark enchanted forests... just sayin'.0 -
Just give the thread a couple minutes.
It will be filled with jealous alphas making hetero-phobic comments, mindfully confirming my inferiority over the general specific (yet ashamed) alien race of over-secure perfect specimens who never get their ears dry yet know they are losers.
FMi.
Failure is all that matters on Mars. There is nothing worse in life than being ugly. Nothing is more depressing. It is nothing, and nothing else is everything.
You are everything. And in my threads you can really feel it, your perfection, a reminder of it.
In for felching.
Did I misread this?0 -
I know I should stop reading this thread and get back to work, but I can't seem to look away...I am fascinated:ohwell:
Another psychology fun-fact: Human beings are biologically attracted to truth.
You are fascinated because I am speaking on things that penetrate into your very identity as a human being, seeing the patterns and reflecting back upon yourself the reality of our sociological relationships with one another and how it affects our inner ID.
Im am speaking deeper than most are comfortable to talk about, dangerous thoughts to some people, but the different ways people react expose the different fears people have and the level of emotional maturity they are capable of.
In the most simplest terms, the people who keep reacting with crazy/hysterical posts are essentially just emotionally immature. --Unable to process such depth and such challenging self reflections so they deal with it the only way they know how.0 -
I know I should stop reading this thread and get back to work, but I can't seem to look away...I am fascinated:ohwell:
Another psychology fun-fact: Human beings are biologically attracted to truth.
You are fascinated because I am speaking on things that penetrate into your very identity as a human being, seeing the patterns and reflecting back upon yourself the reality of our sociological relationships with one another and how it affects our inner ID.
Im am speaking deeper than most are comfortable to talk about, dangerous thoughts to some people, but the different ways people react expose the different fears people have and the level of emotional maturity they are capable of.
In the most simplest terms, the people who keep reacting with crazy/hysterical posts are essentially just emotionally immature. --Unable to process such depth and such challenging self reflections so they deal with it the only way they know how.
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Generally people who have the underdog mentality, conservative, fear based reasoning based on God-fearing humility and a fear of death.
I don't want to die yet. So I mask the truth. I will live after death. I don't want to feel/be ugly, so I will mask the truth. Looks don't matter.
This is borne of fear.
Someone like me never has these thoughts. I am confident. I will age gracefully, with class and dignity. Bravely facing reality.
The ppl ITT are the former. The ppl in the eye candy threads participating, are the latter.
There are sides. There are also level to this ****.
So are you basically saying that 'ugly insecure people' participtae in this thread... and 'gorgeous ripped people' participate in the 'look at me, rate me, I'm sexy' threads.
And that the ones who strive for sexiness are the ones who have class and dignity? Who face reality?
Um... sorry... I used to participate in your highly esteemed sexy threads, and still do sometimes... cuz yeah, I have a pretty rocking body. But I also have a much better self esteem and don't need anyone to validate how awesome I am.
In my opinion, the ones who can laugh at BOTH threads are the healthiest ones.
Those who get all butthurt and attempt to wax philosophical at the inhumanity of it all are the ones I feel pity for.
But hey... I am so happy that you are confident and facing the world with "class and dignity"
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I know I should stop reading this thread and get back to work, but I can't seem to look away...I am fascinated:ohwell:
Another psychology fun-fact: Human beings are biologically attracted to truth.
You are fascinated because I am speaking on things that penetrate into your very identity as a human being, seeing the patterns and reflecting back upon yourself the reality of our sociological relationships with one another and how it affects our inner ID.
Im am speaking deeper than most are comfortable to talk about, dangerous thoughts to some people, but the different ways people react expose the different fears people have and the level of emotional maturity they are capable of.
In the most simplest terms, the people who keep reacting with crazy/hysterical posts are essentially just emotionally immature. --Unable to process such depth and such challenging self reflections so they deal with it the only way they know how.
but... but... what happened to your thoughts on homophobia and stealing girlfriends and how everyone is a homophobe because you're so pretty?0 -
but...but what's an eyecandle?0
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I watched this episode again the other night, and I keep laughing about the ending scene and felt like posting a gif. It doesn't fit with the conversation at all, but neither does most of the crap being spouted off by what's-his-un****able-face, so I figured, why not? Enjoy.
Edit: gif didn't work. Enjoy the YouTube link instead: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIUy-RXL28U0 -
Just give the thread a couple minutes.
It will be filled with jealous alphas making hetero-phobic comments, mindfully confirming my inferiority over the general specific (yet ashamed) alien race of over-secure perfect specimens who never get their ears dry yet know they are losers.
FMi.
Failure is all that matters on Mars. There is nothing worse in life than being ugly. Nothing is more depressing. It is nothing, and nothing else is everything.
You are everything. And in my threads you can really feel it, your perfection, a reminder of it.
you should probably stay away from dark enchanted forests... just sayin'.
Will there be candy there?! I really want candy. Why are the enchanted forests always dark, why can't they be filled with marshmallows, hershey's dark chocolate, and paleo graham crackers.0 -
I know I should stop reading this thread and get back to work, but I can't seem to look away...I am fascinated:ohwell:
Another psychology fun-fact: Human beings are biologically attracted to truth.
You are fascinated because I am speaking on things that penetrate into your very identity as a human being, seeing the patterns and reflecting back upon yourself the reality of our sociological relationships with one another and how it affects our inner ID.
Im am speaking deeper than most are comfortable to talk about, dangerous thoughts to some people, but the different ways people react expose the different fears people have and the level of emotional maturity they are capable of.
In the most simplest terms, the people who keep reacting with crazy/hysterical posts are essentially just emotionally immature. --Unable to process such depth and such challenging self reflections so they deal with it the only way they know how.
but... but... what happened to your thoughts on homophobia and stealing girlfriends and how everyone is a homophobe because you're so pretty?
He is going to steal girlfriends? It sounded a bit more rapey in the enchanted forest than that.0 -
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I know I should stop reading this thread and get back to work, but I can't seem to look away...I am fascinated:ohwell:
Another psychology fun-fact: Human beings are biologically attracted to truth.
You are fascinated because I am speaking on things that penetrate into your very identity as a human being, seeing the patterns and reflecting back upon yourself the reality of our sociological relationships with one another and how it affects our inner ID.
Im am speaking deeper than most are comfortable to talk about, dangerous thoughts to some people, but the different ways people react expose the different fears people have and the level of emotional maturity they are capable of.
In the most simplest terms, the people who keep reacting with crazy/hysterical posts are essentially just emotionally immature. --Unable to process such depth and such challenging self reflections so they deal with it the only way they know how.
I was just noticing that, for the most part, the people here that are disagreeing with him are generally in their later 30's and up and have lived a bit more than his 27 years. Perhaps he is a Psychology grad student and this is part of his project?0
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