Dieting According to Your Star Sign

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  • Phoenix_Warrior
    Phoenix_Warrior Posts: 1,633 Member
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    Tell ma fortune next plz!
  • Achrya
    Achrya Posts: 16,913 Member
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    I'm an Aries, and I'm supposed to avoid spicy food and alcohol? DAFUQ???


    I practically live off those two items.


    Good health sometimes take sacrifice. And pain. And self flagellation.


    I'm a Scorpio and as such starting my week long juice fast tomorrow. Because steak and potatoes tonight.

    Ah yes a fellow masochist Scorpio. It's no fun if it doesn't hurt.

    Truth
  • redladywitch
    redladywitch Posts: 799 Member
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    *smh*
  • Achrya
    Achrya Posts: 16,913 Member
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    Tell ma fortune next plz!

    You're gonna eat food. And one day you'll die.
  • rduhlir
    rduhlir Posts: 3,550 Member
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    I am a Pisces/Aries crest...so that means I am passionately headstrong at merging with the universe. WOOT!
  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
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    Cancer (June 22-July 22)

    Cancers are emotional eaters, before bedtime snackers, and inveterate food hoarders.

    Best bet: With your love of domesticity, retrain yourself to prepare soothing meals that aren't over-the-top fattening. Tenacious and hardworking, you respond beautifully to any long-term fitness program.
    Eat: Wheat, whole-grain rye, rice, oats, fruits, bananas, steamed vegetables, broccoli, cabbage, cauliflower, tomatoes, beets, pumpkins, cucumbers, seaweed, vegan yogurt, beans, and natural sugars
    Avoid: Oily foods, salt, sweets, and refined sugar

    I was ready to get all offended that Cancer's didn't get a pic, but apparently my school server strikes again.

    Love of domesticity my.....

    Can I switch with my husband? He's a Taurus and I like his food choices better, besides, he won't eat the cranberries OR the asparagus. I can't get him to eat anything but potatoes, cause he's Irish and that fits better with his historical diet....
  • Fullsterkur_woman
    Fullsterkur_woman Posts: 2,712 Member
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    Libra (September 23-October 22)

    You're so flipping awesome - nay, magnificently diplomatic—that mid-diet you're liable to change your mind because who wants to eat the same thing everyday. That gets boring, doesn't it?

    Best bet: A partner to keep you "energized".
    Eat: Alcohol, carbonated beverages, yeasty foods, and refined sugar. Supplement with chicken, beef, pork, fish, shellfish, Whole grains, oats, apples, grapes, strawberries, raisins, steamed vegetables, spinach, tomatoes, peas, carrots, corn, all the cheeses, full fat dairy yogurt, nuts, almonds, cake, and chocolate.
    Avoid: veganism


    Fixed it for me.
    Thanks, babe. [img]http://imorca.net/journalimages/reaction gif/whitelaws thanks babe.gif[/img]
  • Achrya
    Achrya Posts: 16,913 Member
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    Libra (September 23-October 22)

    You're so flipping awesome - nay, magnificently diplomatic—that mid-diet you're liable to change your mind because who wants to eat the same thing everyday. That gets boring, doesn't it?

    Best bet: A partner to keep you "energized".
    Eat: Alcohol, carbonated beverages, yeasty foods, and refined sugar. Supplement with chicken, beef, pork, fish, shellfish, Whole grains, oats, apples, grapes, strawberries, raisins, steamed vegetables, spinach, tomatoes, peas, carrots, corn, all the cheeses, full fat dairy yogurt, nuts, almonds, cake, and chocolate.
    Avoid: veganism


    Fixed it for me.
    Thanks, babe. whitelaws%20thanks%20babe.gif

    Not enough self hate!


    Oh wait, that's just how my sign rolls. Carry on then
  • smudgekat
    smudgekat Posts: 45
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    Lmfao!
  • rockmama72
    rockmama72 Posts: 815 Member
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    I'm a Capricorn and should eat corn, so that's perfectly logical.
  • randrews0407
    randrews0407 Posts: 216 Member
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    As an Aries, I find it lightly hilarious the avoids are actually what I indulge in the most. Go fire sign!

    Me too :drinker:

    Avoid alcohol, salty foods and spicy foods :noway:
  • Achrya
    Achrya Posts: 16,913 Member
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    no

    Yes.
  • TX_Rhon
    TX_Rhon Posts: 1,549 Member
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    So, I should be a vegetarian and avoid chocolate since I am a Virgo??

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  • lynleeg88
    lynleeg88 Posts: 104 Member
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    Nope, spice is my life. I refuse to avoid it.
  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
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    I'm going to have to find you and eat you. Virgo. What is this no chocolate thing?
  • KristinaB83
    KristinaB83 Posts: 440 Member
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    Avoid spicy food and alcohol??? Hell to the no.
  • Francl27
    Francl27 Posts: 26,371 Member
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    Laughing because mine is pretty accurate. I don't really like spicy food and can do very well without alcohol. But the rest? Yeahno.
  • Eleonora91
    Eleonora91 Posts: 688 Member
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    Cancers are emotional, I think we should have at least one carb daily binge allowed. That's just our nature.
  • Achrya
    Achrya Posts: 16,913 Member
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    I'm going to have to find you and eat you. Virgo. What is this no chocolate thing?

    Are you arguing with the stars?

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