Why did you dump the person above you?

Offered me wine out of a paper cup.

Because he had a thing for dainaLC! Haha

We didn't like the same kind of wine

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Not a fan of citrus based humour

too pretty!

Because my husband said I can't have her! :sad:

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I didn't like what she had in her bag

Her Monkeys bit me.
I mean, Who carries monkeys in a bag fgs.

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Because I was apparently really drunk and said something that I shouldn't have... I cannot think of a good reason that I would break up with her... I mean, come on, look. at. her

Because he got mad at me for cashing my Triumph Trophy. I mean Geez! Come on! Cut me some slack. :laugh: :laugh:

he didn't enjoy the Beads I used on him :sad:

Far too hairy in places

Her smile out shone mine