Relationship Poll

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  • Music_is_my_soul
    Music_is_my_soul Posts: 792 Member
    Bagging her on the baggage claim is NOT an option... Considering I am the one picking her up! LOL However, I say 2 then 1 and maybe a 2 again!!! hehe
  • ItsCasey
    ItsCasey Posts: 4,021 Member
    2, eat some food, 1

    Yes.
  • pawnstarNate
    pawnstarNate Posts: 1,728 Member
    6 weeks? :noway: :noway:

    3. Clorox wipes for counter and block the bathroom door at the airport!!!
  • ItsMeGee3
    ItsMeGee3 Posts: 13,254 Member
    Congratulate myself for making it out of the airport.
  • ItsMeGee3
    ItsMeGee3 Posts: 13,254 Member
    6 weeks? :noway: :noway:

    3. Clorox wipes for counter and block the bathroom door at the airport!!!
    ^5
  • 45 minute drive?


    no way...we stop at the No Tell Motel....
  • seltzermint555
    seltzermint555 Posts: 10,740 Member
    2 and then dinner and then 1
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
    whats a relationship?
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    whats a relationship?

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  • BusyRaeNOTBusty
    BusyRaeNOTBusty Posts: 7,166 Member
    I'd skip the car, and probably at least try to make it to the living room.
  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
    Bagging her on the baggage claim is NOT an option... Considering I am the one picking her up! LOL However, I say 2 then 1 and maybe again!!! hehe

    True. Airport action is a no go. And he really doesn't want to explain to his boss why he was banging me in the hospital parking garage so it'll have to wait until we get home.
  • SephiraRose
    SephiraRose Posts: 766 Member
    # 2, then # 1. Cuddle, doze off. Shower then # 1 again. Then some food and wine. Then intimate massages and more # 1. ENJOY.
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
    whats a relationship?

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    Omfg. I spit my coffee. I heart you so hard. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • #2 then #1 then #2 again
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Pull over at the first deserted area you can and commence with #2...





    That sounds like another Odus *kitten* joke, but I swear... it's not.
  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
    Congratulate myself for making it out of the airport.

    If he had a bigger car the airport parking garage would totally be a go.
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  • a_stronger_me13
    a_stronger_me13 Posts: 812 Member
    2, eat some food, 1

    Bingo.
  • cwolfman13
    cwolfman13 Posts: 41,865 Member
    2...then 2 again...then maybe take a breather and eat something...then 2 again...maybe 1 tomorrow or something.
  • mccindy72
    mccindy72 Posts: 7,001 Member
    You haven't seen your SO in 6 weeks. When you get home from the airport do you:

    1. make love - in the bed, foreplay, take it slow and enjoy each other
    2. bang away - make sure the garage door is closed (mostly) before you go at it fast and furious, removal of clothing is optional (remember, the hood of the car is gonna be hot from the 45 minute drive home)

    Aaaannnnnnnd GO!

    Talk all the way home.

    Then 1

    Then talk some more, then dinner.

    Then 1

    then sleep.

    Then 1.
  • You haven't seen your SO in 6 weeks. When you get home from the airport do you:

    1. make love - in the bed, foreplay, take it slow and enjoy each other
    2. bang away - make sure the garage door is closed (mostly) before you go at it fast and furious, removal of clothing is optional (remember, the hood of the car is gonna be hot from the 45 minute drive home)

    Aaaannnnnnnd GO!

    Talk all the way home.

    Then 1

    Then talk some more, then dinner.

    Then 1

    then sleep.

    Then 1.

    talking is for beginners.
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  • mccindy72
    mccindy72 Posts: 7,001 Member
    You haven't seen your SO in 6 weeks. When you get home from the airport do you:

    1. make love - in the bed, foreplay, take it slow and enjoy each other
    2. bang away - make sure the garage door is closed (mostly) before you go at it fast and furious, removal of clothing is optional (remember, the hood of the car is gonna be hot from the 45 minute drive home)

    Aaaannnnnnnd GO!

    Talk all the way home.

    Then 1

    Then talk some more, then dinner.

    Then 1

    then sleep.

    Then 1.

    talking is for beginners.

    talking is for the experienced who've been doing it long enough to enjoy the anticipation.
  • mortyfit
    mortyfit Posts: 354 Member
    Six weeks? Try six months. Or eight or more.... Six weeks is child's play.
  • mortyfit
    mortyfit Posts: 354 Member
    You haven't seen your SO in 6 weeks. When you get home from the airport do you:

    1. make love - in the bed, foreplay, take it slow and enjoy each other
    2. bang away - make sure the garage door is closed (mostly) before you go at it fast and furious, removal of clothing is optional (remember, the hood of the car is gonna be hot from the 45 minute drive home)

    Aaaannnnnnnd GO!

    Talk all the way home.

    Then 1

    Then talk some more, then dinner.

    Then 1

    then sleep.

    Then 1.

    talking is for beginners.

    talking is for the experienced who've been doing it long enough to enjoy the anticipation.
    Spot on.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    After six weeks, I'm a little on the over zealous side.

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    I love this gif!!!
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    You haven't seen your SO in 6 weeks. When you get home from the airport do you:

    1. make love - in the bed, foreplay, take it slow and enjoy each other
    2. bang away - make sure the garage door is closed (mostly) before you go at it fast and furious, removal of clothing is optional (remember, the hood of the car is gonna be hot from the 45 minute drive home)

    Aaaannnnnnnd GO!

    Talk all the way home.

    Then 1

    Then talk some more, then dinner.

    Then 1

    then sleep.

    Then 1.

    talking is for beginners.

    talking is for the experienced who've been doing it long enough to enjoy the anticipation.

    Agreed.
  • NicholePotato
    NicholePotato Posts: 113 Member
    Sex in the car in the airport parking lot (done it)
  • erickirb
    erickirb Posts: 12,294 Member
    Sex in the car in the airport parking lot (done it)

    Me too.

    Have sex either in your car at the airport, or in the family bathroom, one where the door locks. Why wait 'til you get home, unless you live 20 min or less from the airport.
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    You haven't seen your SO in 6 weeks. When you get home from the airport do you:

    1. make love - in the bed, foreplay, take it slow and enjoy each other
    2. bang away - make sure the garage door is closed (mostly) before you go at it fast and furious, removal of clothing is optional (remember, the hood of the car is gonna be hot from the 45 minute drive home)

    Aaaannnnnnnd GO!

    Talk all the way home.

    Then 1

    Then talk some more, then dinner.

    Then 1

    then sleep.

    Then 1.

    talking is for beginners.

    talking is for the experienced who've been doing it long enough to enjoy the anticipation.

    Agreed.

    Meh, anticipating is what OP has been doing for the last six weeks. Strike while the iron is (red) hot I say. There'll be time to put a few more irons in the fire later.