Has anyone done the meat cleanse?

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  • guardian419
    guardian419 Posts: 391 Member
    Is that similar to a meat enema?
  • IslandRider
    IslandRider Posts: 244
    I'm on the alcohol cleanse. Nothing but 80 proof or above alcohol. Nothing flavored or with added sugar. As much as you want. Water is allowed, but not mixed in the same glass as the alcohol. Maybe I'll try the meat thing next week.

    I drink mine out of a bacon beer mug.
  • alaskagirl5
    alaskagirl5 Posts: 95 Member
    Be careful about overdoing it on the protein. It can really kill your kidneys if you keep it up too long.
  • Nix143
    Nix143 Posts: 522 Member
    Wellbert, if you couple your cleanse with wrapping your upper thighs in multiple rashers of bacon you will have an awesome thigh gap in only 7 days. The bacon acts like a fat magnet on any cellulite and draws it all out. Couple this with body brushing with pork rinds and you'll be rocking that mankini in no time. Fact.
  • Espressocycle
    Espressocycle Posts: 2,245 Member
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  • TrailRunner61
    TrailRunner61 Posts: 2,505 Member
    Could I just eat bacon? I could do that.:drinker:
  • AngryDiet
    AngryDiet Posts: 1,349 Member
    I'll schedule it for right after my Pringles cleanse.
  • Treece68
    Treece68 Posts: 780 Member
    Just be careful you don't get scurvy ... you can eat horse meat if you do and you will be ok
  • Wenchilada
    Wenchilada Posts: 472 Member
    I hear you can combine it with the booze cleanse for better results. No water, just booze.

    Juice 10 oz. of raw pork with a nice wheaty beer. That'll clean ya right out.
  • AngryDiet
    AngryDiet Posts: 1,349 Member
    I hear you can combine it with the booze cleanse for better results. No water, just booze.

    Juice 10 oz. of raw pork with a nice wheaty beer. That'll clean ya right out.

    Did I die and go to heaven?
  • Wenchilada
    Wenchilada Posts: 472 Member
    I hear you can combine it with the booze cleanse for better results. No water, just booze.

    Juice 10 oz. of raw pork with a nice wheaty beer. That'll clean ya right out.

    Did I die and go to heaven?

    Depending on how fast the trichinosis gets to business, it's possible.
  • vytamindi
    vytamindi Posts: 845 Member
    Couple this with body brushing with pork rinds and you'll be rocking that mankini in no time. Fact.

    I exfoliate with chiccharones. This is true.
  • LollipopPsyco
    LollipopPsyco Posts: 22
    I use a t bone steak as a loofah in the shower...does that count
  • 3laine75
    3laine75 Posts: 3,069 Member
    lol. i'm in :D
  • KadeshFlow
    KadeshFlow Posts: 1 Member
    This is actually legit. There are trainers and companies like Slim for Life who do these as part of their programs. I have friends who have lost 5-10 pounds in a week or less on these. So what happens is (from my understanding) you eat nothing but lean meat (really heavy, lean proteins) and acidic fruits for I think 3-5 days. Mostly lean meat, like 3 lbs or more per day. What this does is put your body into shock mode because it suddenly has to work WAY harder to break down all that heavy stuff, and the acid is to aid that process. This blasts your metabolism through the roof. But unlike most cleanses where you, say drink broth and juice for a week, you're highly unlikely to gain the wait back, as you were actually eating a lot, so resuming a regular diet only continues the process.

    It's like a more intense microcosm of going paleo.
  • dbmata
    dbmata Posts: 12,950 Member
    You mean you're not supposed to eat like that normally?

    ...I've been doing it wrong this entire time.

    Damn, same here.
  • Meggles63
    Meggles63 Posts: 916 Member
    In for the total awesomeness of this thread!
  • 195to135
    195to135 Posts: 33 Member
    You mean you're not supposed to eat like that normally?

    ...I've been doing it wrong this entire time.

    Damn, same here.

    Me too :noway:
  • aquiva33
    aquiva33 Posts: 85 Member
    Meat Cleanse. I think that should be a band name.

    :laugh:
  • Muddy_Yogi
    Muddy_Yogi Posts: 1,459 Member
    Can I eat all the bacon? Yes? I'm in!
  • eddiesmith1
    eddiesmith1 Posts: 1,550 Member
    Meat Cleanse. I think that should be a band name.

    Ahaha, yep and there #1 album Bacon a go go
  • redheaddee
    redheaddee Posts: 2,005 Member
    Meat Cleanse. I think that should be a band name.

    ^^^ YES. So m uch YES.

    In my house, we call this breakfast, lunch, and dinner. =)
  • extra_medium
    extra_medium Posts: 1,525 Member
    This is actually legit. There are trainers and companies like Slim for Life who do these as part of their programs. I have friends who have lost 5-10 pounds in a week or less on these. So what happens is (from my understanding) you eat nothing but lean meat (really heavy, lean proteins) and acidic fruits for I think 3-5 days. Mostly lean meat, like 3 lbs or more per day. What this does is put your body into shock mode because it suddenly has to work WAY harder to break down all that heavy stuff, and the acid is to aid that process. This blasts your metabolism through the roof. But unlike most cleanses where you, say drink broth and juice for a week, you're highly unlikely to gain the wait back, as you were actually eating a lot, so resuming a regular diet only continues the process.

    It's like a more intense microcosm of going paleo.

    That is not the meat cleanse though. I'm sure there will be a book or two on the market here in the next couple weeks. Stay tuned.
  • sevencallmemom
    sevencallmemom Posts: 505 Member
    You mean you're not supposed to eat like that normally?

    ...I've been doing it wrong this entire time.

    Damn, same here.

    Me too :noway:

    Me too...for 3 years now...shame that it only gets rid of water weight. Lol

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