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Why did you dump the person above you?
1PatientBear
Men, women....we all suck. Tell us why.
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Groovyca2022
Fuk...He has spoiled bacon!
Sinisterly
Did not enjoy the tickling sessions
Leonidas_meets_Spartacus
She stole all my good bacon and replaced it with bad one.
Sinisterly
Did not like the turkey bacon I gave him
ashleyblossom1
Actually likes turkey bacon!
Sinisterly
Tried to convince me I liked something I could not stand >.<
ashleyblossom1
Tried to convince me I liked something I could not stand >.<
Nevermind we can make up
:flowerforyou:
V0lver
always kept her other eye hidden from me. Even went as far as to wear an eye patch
Caterpillar_17
Went off to war all the time and left me by myself.
V0lver
spent too much money on fresh batteries while i was gone
RobinAlexader
He would never take his armor off.
Leonidas_meets_Spartacus
She stopped smiling.
Groovyca2022
He thought his "bacon" was the best.
djxil
Because she just had a heart on!
ashleyblossom1
He had a pun for everything
WoodChuckNorris
I woke up to her staring at me like that
SaBh93
Cuz he never took it off ='(
PghPensFan69
She had three arms
Brazilll
Only called me when my juices were needed.
WoodChuckNorris
Spent my tax return on under armour
RobinAlexader
Because he let Brazilll spend all his money.
V0lver
cuz my time machine broke and i couldnt date both of them together anymore
AshleyM71
His scary metal musculature caused me to have an early heart attack out of fear
coretemp
Her Austin Powers Bra Gun accidentally almost killed me, LOL
TheyCallMeMISTERChace
My heterosexuality kicked in....
sunshinesquared
I couldn't keep up with him.
ChadPRun
Too HOTT for me
SweetTrouble_
Didn't share.
ChadPRun
Was impatient!
PghPensFan69
I've got nothing!
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