Why did you dump the person above you?

RobinAlexader · February 2014

He would never take his armor off.

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus · February 2014

She stopped smiling.

Groovyca2022 · February 2014

He thought his "bacon" was the best.

djxil · February 2014

Because she just had a heart on!

ashleyblossom1 · February 2014

He had a pun for everything

WoodChuckNorris · February 2014

I woke up to her staring at me like that

SaBh93 · February 2014

Cuz he never took it off ='(

PghPensFan69 · February 2014

She had three arms

Brazilll · February 2014

Only called me when my juices were needed.

WoodChuckNorris · February 2014

Spent my tax return on under armour

RobinAlexader · February 2014

Because he let Brazilll spend all his money.

V0lver · February 2014

cuz my time machine broke and i couldnt date both of them together anymore

AshleyM71 · February 2014

His scary metal musculature caused me to have an early heart attack out of fear

coretemp · February 2014

Her Austin Powers Bra Gun accidentally almost killed me, LOL

TheyCallMeMISTERChace · February 2014

My heterosexuality kicked in....

sunshinesquared · February 2014

I couldn't keep up with him.

ChadPRun · February 2014

Too HOTT for me

SweetTrouble_ · February 2014

Didn't share.

ChadPRun · February 2014

Was impatient!

PghPensFan69 · February 2014

I've got nothing!

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