Why did you dump the person above you?

solarpower03

for being prejudiced

Groovyca2022

Doesn't like waffles

charliex2202

He insisted he wore a shirt when i would much prefer him shirtless all the time

Hermit_Girl

Cause she didn't feed me

darkon

It was a mistake

charliex2202

no way!! id never do that to Darkon!:noway: :noway: :noway:

BeingFatSucksss

Cuz he always makes mistakes :P

dpwellman

Liked the shower hotter than me.

Hermit_Girl

Was always looking at other girls in front of me

BeingFatSucksss

Too prettty for me!
*insecurity*

solarpower03

she went with a woman

mudknuckles

Finally looked up and realized she didn't have a head.

BarbellBlondieRuns

I discovered that he was wearing my yoga pants when I wasn't around.

ChadPRun

Had some weird stains in her yoga pants

Hermit_Girl

Smoked too much weed

ChadPRun

Blamed her drug problem on me

tlangenfeld

i did what :sad:

stacshelb

She kept staring at me.

sunshinesquared

She was too young.

Hermit_Girl

Didn't want to come out of the closet and kept me a secret :sad:

devilday1805

she was way to pretty for me

Babsie777

He liked to say hoorah too much.

mudknuckles

Kept belching my name during climax

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

Didn't share steak with me.

dpwellman

:laugh:

He liked to say hoorah too much.

:laugh:

281Danielle

I didn't want to get my a** kicked

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

She wanted to kick my *kitten*.

Babsie777

He kept kissing his his muscles and calling them "guns".

ChadPRun

She wouldn't let me keep my guns

Groovyca2022

He kicked me out of bed