Why did you dump the person above you?
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She called my Bacon rotten.0
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She called my Bacon rotten.
Can't handle the truth!0 -
Lost touch with the truth.0
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caught him wearing my underwear
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Loved her hair more than me.0
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Liked to kiss and tell.0
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Sold my work out gear.0
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Picked his nose on dates.:laugh:0
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Tried to pierce my nose when I was sleeping.0
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He refused to get a prince albert.0
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She refused to get tattoo of my name.0
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I got his face tattooed on my *kitten*.0
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she got some dude's face tattooed on her butt0
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She lived too far away.0
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lived their life in black and white0
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Lived a mysterious life.0
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Thought my life was strange.0
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She wouldn't jump from the plane with me.0
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My nipple rings kept getting lodged in his throat.0
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'fattyman........he couldnt handle my spontaneity0
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She used big words I couldn't understand.0
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She wouldn't do it with the lights on.0
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She wouldn't go skinny dipping with me.0
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He liked to call it chunky dunking.0
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She ate all my chunky monkey ice cream stash.0
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He did it with a monkey at the zoo, and little kids saw.0
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She kept screaming monkey in the bed.0
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He didn't like my safe word.0
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Said my purple hub skewers were, "cute"0
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