Why did you dump the person above you?

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

She called my Bacon rotten.

Groovyca2022

She called my Bacon rotten.

Can't handle the truth!

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

Lost touch with the truth.

ChadPRun

She wanted me to go see thunder down under @groovyca

charliex2202

caught him wearing my underwear :laugh:

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

Loved her hair more than me.

Babsie777

Liked to kiss and tell.

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

Sold my work out gear.

Babsie777

Picked his nose on dates.:laugh:

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

Tried to pierce my nose when I was sleeping.

Babsie777

He refused to get a prince albert.

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

She refused to get tattoo of my name.

Babsie777

I got his face tattooed on my *kitten*.

sophayz

she got some dude's face tattooed on her butt

tchell99

She lived too far away.

charliex2202

lived their life in black and white

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

Lived a mysterious life.

Babsie777

Thought my life was strange.

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

She wouldn't jump from the plane with me.

Babsie777

My nipple rings kept getting lodged in his throat.

charliex2202

'fattyman........he couldnt handle my spontaneity

Babsie777

She used big words I couldn't understand.

SweetTrouble_

She wouldn't do it with the lights on.

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

She wouldn't go skinny dipping with me.

Babsie777

He liked to call it chunky dunking.

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

She ate all my chunky monkey ice cream stash.

Babsie777

He did it with a monkey at the zoo, and little kids saw.

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

She kept screaming monkey in the bed.

Babsie777

He didn't like my safe word.

dpwellman

Said my purple hub skewers were, "cute"