Why did you dump the person above you?

Babsie777

He liked the color purple.

littlebutlean

Cause she had a drinking problem and kept spending so much money on Nyquil

Sinisterly

Didn't like my bikini (thread).

Mr_Competitive

She didnt like me eating peanuts in bed

mudknuckles

Borat style swimsuit freaked me out.

EllenKay63

Wouldn't let me have my cake and eat it too.

Init2winIt79

she swore she was the better driver

lmmathis86

She wrecked my car while trying to prove to the OTHER girl she was a better driver.

kimosabe1

she eats tuna-

tlangenfeld

refused to take me fishing

Building_Bulk

Didn't know how to bait her own hook

Init2winIt79

he tried using me as bait :laugh:

bigbarnold

Jail bait..

Init2winIt79

Jail bait..

:laugh: :laugh:

He went to prison and I just couldn't wait 3+years

jtgcm

She as always sending people to jail :bigsmile:

Sinisterly

I tried to call her name, but wasn't sure which letter to yell first and in which order.

Emi1974

she stole my teddy

delmauriac

She loved her teddy more than me

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Emi1974

he was a playboy

darkon

i didnt like her cat

jeets888

He Lied to me .... kept promising me beer and alas, I'm still thirsty :noway: :laugh:

victal

Was always drinknig me under the table :grumble: :noway:

nikki0753

she was a major alcoholic

V0lver

kept a battery operated device modeled after her ex's d!ck:mad:

nikki0753

kept a battery operated device modeled after her ex's d!ck:mad:

haha made me choke on my drink!

gettingsexy94

Was prettier than me

mudknuckles

Too wordy

ChadPRun

Had issues with her looks@gettingsexy
Sorry povertybob

mudknuckles

Can I just point to the parts on the doll where it hurts?