I got hurt feelings

greetstrz
greetstrz Posts: 25 Member
in Chit-Chat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zI3_pnUU3k&feature=kp

I make a meal for my friends, try to make it delicious
Try to keep it nutritious, create wonderful dishes
Not one of them thinks about the way I feel
Nobody compliments the meal

I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
I feel like a prized ***hole, no one even mentions my casserole
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
You could've said something nice about my profiteroles
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  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    So sad for your feels, but that's just the deal
    when cooking for others, be it sisters or brothers
    The rewards in the making, it's there for the taking
    Nevermind the damn ingrates, starvation's their fate.
  • greetstrz
    greetstrz Posts: 25 Member
    Have you even been told that your *kitten* is too big?
    Have you ever been asked if your hair is a wig?
    Have you ever been told you're mediocre in bed?
    Have you ever been told you've got a weird shaped head?
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    I've never been told that my *kitten* is too big
    but then again it's the size of a fig
    as for my hair, I am not really aware
    since that tragic mistake with that bottle of Nair
    I'm told that in bed I am better than most
    of the denizens that live on the Ivory coast
    As for my head and it's unusual shape
    the only one to comment was a silver backed ape
    and due to his size and his rather large frame
    my answer was meek and really quite tame.
  • goldthistime
    goldthistime Posts: 3,213 Member
    I've never been told that my *kitten* is too big
    but then again it's the size of a fig
    as for my hair, I am not really aware
    since that tragic mistake with that bottle of Nair
    I'm told that in bed I am better than most
    of the denizens that live on the Ivory coast
    As for my head and it's unusual shape
    the only one to comment was a silver backed ape
    and due to his size and his rather large frame
    my answer was meek and really quite tame.

    Well done, and in 10 minutes tops.
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    I've never been told that my *kitten* is too big
    but then again it's the size of a fig
    as for my hair, I am not really aware
    since that tragic mistake with that bottle of Nair
    I'm told that in bed I am better than most
    of the denizens that live on the Ivory coast
    As for my head and it's unusual shape
    the only one to comment was a silver backed ape
    and due to his size and his rather large frame
    my answer was meek and really quite tame.

    Well done, and in 10 minutes tops.

    *bows* One of my many useless talents.
  • greetstrz
    greetstrz Posts: 25 Member
    Not useless at all,
    don't ever dismiss,
    your wicked fast replies,
    when they try to diss.

    Your words, they'll be punches,
    that hit them so hard.
    Keep doing your crunches,
    but use words are your guard.
  • Lynzigzagzay
    Lynzigzagzay Posts: 75 Member
    Amazing. :flowerforyou:
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    Not useless at all,
    don't ever dismiss,
    your wicked fast replies,
    when they try to diss.

    Your words, they'll be punches,
    that hit them so hard.
    Keep doing your crunches,
    but use words are your guard

    Thanks for your prose
    But now I must work
    so that one day soon
    I shall be able to twerk
  • greetstrz
    greetstrz Posts: 25 Member
    Sweet Linzigzagzay,
    why don't you join in?
    For laughs and for play,
    one word to begin.
    Then think of a second
    that sounds just like that.
    Simple I reckon,
    your rhyme is a fact.
  • tapirfrog
    tapirfrog Posts: 616 Member
    keep twerkin dem buns
    'cause they shine like some suns
    my eyeballs be bleedin'
    'cause the sight I am needin'
    of some sweet manly beef
    that will suit me for breedin'.

    Don't want me no attitude
    and likewise no talk
    what I'd take with some gratitude
    is a nice sexy walk

    Like 'em big
    like 'em dumb
    like 'em under my thumb
    and I can't believe I'm writing this because it's completely the opposite of what I really think.
  • greetstrz
    greetstrz Posts: 25 Member

    Thanks for your prose
    But now I must work
    so that one day soon
    I shall be able to twerk

    If that day arrives,
    I'll be cheering you on.
    Not cause I like twerking
    (perhaps I do like your bum).

    The reason for cheering
    is simple and plain.
    I find play endearing
    and a comfort in pain.
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
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    Word to your moms, I came to drop bombs
    I got more rhymes than the Bible's got Psalms
  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
    I've never been told that my *kitten* is too big
    but then again it's the size of a fig
    as for my hair, I am not really aware
    since that tragic mistake with that bottle of Nair
    I'm told that in bed I am better than most
    of the denizens that live on the Ivory coast
    As for my head and it's unusual shape
    the only one to comment was a silver backed ape
    and due to his size and his rather large frame
    my answer was meek and really quite tame.

    Well done, and in 10 minutes tops.

    *bows* One of my many useless talents.

    Finishing fast
    It's not such a blast
    It leads to sadness
    Caused by badness

    Take your time
    To complete the rhyme
    Give the girl a moment
    And you shall own it
  • tomaspetro
    tomaspetro Posts: 1,508 Member
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zI3_pnUU3k&feature=kp

    I make a meal for my friends, try to make it delicious
    Try to keep it nutritious, create wonderful dishes
    Not one of them thinks about the way I feel
    Nobody compliments the meal

    I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
    I feel like a prized ***hole, no one even mentions my casserole
    I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
    You could've said something nice about my profiteroles

    Cook gladly, my dear, and quit your *****in
    You're not, after all, a stooge in Hell's Kitchen
    Ramsey, for one, wouldn't care how you feel
    though you might try to propose a heartfelt appeal
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    This is my last, I promise to you
    My boss is a calling, I assure you it's true
    For abs and muscles might give you some thrills
    Sadly yet they do not pay the bills.
  • pittbullgirl
    pittbullgirl Posts: 341 Member
    This is my last, I promise to you
    My boss is a calling, I assure you it's true
    For abs and muscles might give you some thrills
    Sadly yet they do not pay the bills.

    They could indeed pay the bill,
    if you had the strongest of wills
    Shake your *kitten*
    while I drop it right fast
  • Cali_Chica
    Cali_Chica Posts: 895 Member
    I love this thread
    I'm reading it in bed
  • greetstrz
    greetstrz Posts: 25 Member

    Cook gladly, my dear, and quit your *****in
    You're not, after all, a stooge in Hell's Kitchen
    Ramsey, for one, wouldn't care how you feel
    though you might try to propose a heartfelt appeal

    That Ramsey dude,
    he's got nothing on me.
    He might be all rude,
    when you burn the odd curry.
    But when he loses a star,
    there's no longer a shout.
    Way better by far,
    to see him crying out loud.
  • nicolabarratt267
    nicolabarratt267 Posts: 64
    My calves ache.
    I like cake.

    Lyrical genius right here...
  • TrevNiel22
    TrevNiel22 Posts: 182
    i'm very confused. :laugh:
  • Wooly_I_am
    Wooly_I_am Posts: 109
    I'm sitting here thinking
    of what I should write
    While being so hungry
    haven't eaten all night
    My tummy it grumbles
    it sound like storm
    Until I eat my oats
    all gluggy and warm
  • Skinnymunkii
    Skinnymunkii Posts: 191 Member
    And me, I've just eaten.
    No, I didn't share...
    For thanks to my Zumba,
    I've calories to spare.

    I've even had chocolate!
    So naughty am I,
    But if it fits my macros, hell,
    I'll also have pie.
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  • RobotZombieNinja
    RobotZombieNinja Posts: 8
    wtaf?
    wtaf?
    wtaf?
    guise?
    srsly?
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    My work is all done,
    so I'm back for some fun
    Where did the OP go, and are her feelings still low?
    I'd like to help her feel merry and happy
    It sounds like she was feeling quite lousy and crappy

    Maybe a song will change her dark mood
    A nice little number so that she won't brood
    I know one of cats, so soft and so furry
    describing in detail how they scamper and scurry
    They're cuter little buggers, especially when young
    they'll nip you and lick you with sandpaper tongue
    But once they grow older they become so aloof
    that whenever I see them I give 'em a hoof.
  • ScottH_200
    ScottH_200 Posts: 377 Member
    I got hurt feelings while reading this thread
    Because I soon realized it's not what you said
    It seemed you were worried about being fat
    When in truth on this evening
    it is only chit-chat
  • RECowgill
    RECowgill Posts: 881 Member
    I agree this is complicated, I can't keep up
    I'll go express my rage by kicking a pup
    I got those hurt feels, its the internet you know
    To show up is to play but to get played is the show!
  • Skinnymunkii
    Skinnymunkii Posts: 191 Member
    Not sure where she went...
    Allow me to vent?
    Or at least post my thoughts
    The opinions I've got
    On these food porn threads
    Or the carbs in my bread
    Or the fat in my food...
    I don't mean to be rude...
    But I'll tell you what,
    It all goes to my butt.
    :laugh:
  • amy32lynn
    amy32lynn Posts: 157 Member
    best thread ever!!!!!!!:flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou:
  • RECowgill
    RECowgill Posts: 881 Member
    Not sure where she went...
    Allow me to vent?
    Or at least post my thoughts
    The opinions I've got
    On these food porn threads
    Or the carbs in my bread
    Or the fat in my food...
    I don't mean to be rude...
    But I'll tell you what,
    It all goes to my butt.
    :laugh:

    It's not bad what you've said just now
    It could be worse so don't have a cow
    You can't be rude if the words that you utter
    Aren't directed at me or any other
    And its easy to say that this could all be fine
    But I would just say have some cheese with that wine
    Now that was kinda rude but it wasn't my point
    I'll be kind, rewind... here have a joint!

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