I got hurt feelings

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  • Wooly_I_am
    Wooly_I_am Posts: 109
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    I'm sitting here thinking
    of what I should write
    While being so hungry
    haven't eaten all night
    My tummy it grumbles
    it sound like storm
    Until I eat my oats
    all gluggy and warm
  • Skinnymunkii
    Skinnymunkii Posts: 191 Member
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    And me, I've just eaten.
    No, I didn't share...
    For thanks to my Zumba,
    I've calories to spare.

    I've even had chocolate!
    So naughty am I,
    But if it fits my macros, hell,
    I'll also have pie.
  • RobotZombieNinja
    RobotZombieNinja Posts: 8
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    wtaf?
    wtaf?
    wtaf?
    guise?
    srsly?
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
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    My work is all done,
    so I'm back for some fun
    Where did the OP go, and are her feelings still low?
    I'd like to help her feel merry and happy
    It sounds like she was feeling quite lousy and crappy

    Maybe a song will change her dark mood
    A nice little number so that she won't brood
    I know one of cats, so soft and so furry
    describing in detail how they scamper and scurry
    They're cuter little buggers, especially when young
    they'll nip you and lick you with sandpaper tongue
    But once they grow older they become so aloof
    that whenever I see them I give 'em a hoof.
  • ScottH_200
    ScottH_200 Posts: 377 Member
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    I got hurt feelings while reading this thread
    Because I soon realized it's not what you said
    It seemed you were worried about being fat
    When in truth on this evening
    it is only chit-chat
  • RECowgill
    RECowgill Posts: 881 Member
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    I agree this is complicated, I can't keep up
    I'll go express my rage by kicking a pup
    I got those hurt feels, its the internet you know
    To show up is to play but to get played is the show!
  • Skinnymunkii
    Skinnymunkii Posts: 191 Member
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    Not sure where she went...
    Allow me to vent?
    Or at least post my thoughts
    The opinions I've got
    On these food porn threads
    Or the carbs in my bread
    Or the fat in my food...
    I don't mean to be rude...
    But I'll tell you what,
    It all goes to my butt.
    :laugh:
  • amy32lynn
    amy32lynn Posts: 157 Member
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    best thread ever!!!!!!!:flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou:
  • RECowgill
    RECowgill Posts: 881 Member
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    Not sure where she went...
    Allow me to vent?
    Or at least post my thoughts
    The opinions I've got
    On these food porn threads
    Or the carbs in my bread
    Or the fat in my food...
    I don't mean to be rude...
    But I'll tell you what,
    It all goes to my butt.
    :laugh:

    It's not bad what you've said just now
    It could be worse so don't have a cow
    You can't be rude if the words that you utter
    Aren't directed at me or any other
    And its easy to say that this could all be fine
    But I would just say have some cheese with that wine
    Now that was kinda rude but it wasn't my point
    I'll be kind, rewind... here have a joint!
  • hurricanegirl13
    hurricanegirl13 Posts: 109
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  • RECowgill
    RECowgill Posts: 881 Member
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    Hilarious gifs are the go to when it's said
    That I can't quite express what's rattling in my head
    That man has a funny walk but I hope its not cause he's black
    Because stereotyping like that just sets us all back
    But the chair is unfolded and he's ready to sit
    I don't think this comedy has much deeper wit
    Dis gon b gud is the understatement of the year
    I will be here all night, just to be clear
  • KariBear7
    KariBear7 Posts: 26 Member
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    Freaking LOVE it!!!!! You guys are so awesome and talented!
  • RECowgill
    RECowgill Posts: 881 Member
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    Freaking LOVE it!!!!! You guys are so awesome and talented!

    Thank you.

    I express myself minutely, a phrase at a time
    And if you listen closely you can put a song to the rhyme
    Just do it in baby steps like curling pink weights
    Someday you'll be curling the big boy plates.
  • ScottH_200
    ScottH_200 Posts: 377 Member
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    I got hurt feelings while reading this thread
    Because I soon realized it's not what you said
    It seemed you were worried about being fat
    When in truth on this evening
    it is only chit-chat

    I got hurt feelings rereading my post
    The words I had written
    Were done eating toast
    Without butter or honey
    I felt really lame
    Some things in life are not Fun & Games
    Next time I promise
    I'll be more precise
    Until then I'll close
    And go fight my vice
  • adlace
    adlace Posts: 375 Member
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    speak no ill of the dead
    for one never knows what will necromance this thread
    it seemed to start with hurt feels
    but it brought many smiles and approval seals-- good for even keels
    and as Willy Nelson and the Pet Shop Boys opined
    You were always on my mind, you were always on my mind
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
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    Nay I say, nay! This thread will not go the way
    of the Dodo or the dinosaur, there will me more,
    THERE MUST BE MORE!
    This thread will indeed survive,
    carry on and even thrive
    In spite of all the rate me nonsense
    this thread will not become past tense
    So join with me in this crusade
    and do not let such beauty fade
    into the mire which is so common
    like avarice to wretched Gollum
  • sugarkissprincess
    sugarkissprincess Posts: 2,595 Member
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    :flowerforyou:

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