I got hurt feelings

Too early
I'm surly
I fell
Oh well
My fat
Go splat

eat a burger!

Belgium?

I won I won, I am truly the winner!
I'll give you five words and then I'll have dinner
Yoga, shoehorn, mouse, ham and kaleidoscope
I'll await your fine prose full of chicken and hope

The OP is back, and this makes me smile
Sit back, relax, and stay a while...
The words are plenty, wine, women and song,
And each moment a chance to "write" a wrong.

So thank you for starting this wonderful thread,
I've truly enjoyed every word that's been said
Some rhymes were better, and some rhymes were worse,
But there's just nothing like spontaneous verse.

I like your free spirit, miss skinnymunkii,
but your username remains a mystery to me.
Please shed us some light on that wonderful find.
(at least if it's PG13, so the mods they wont mind)

It's rather most innocent, I must admit
Don't worry, the mods won't be having a fit,
For munkiis are monkeys, and those I collect,
I have quite a few, as you might suspect...

The Skinny is just what I want to be...
well, maybe not skinny, but healthy, you see.
Put them together and you have my name,
a rather dull story, and really quite tame.

The OP finally returns and is ready to fight,
those opposing opinions about what's wrong and what's right.
I must admit that I lured you all in,
but without bad intentions, is that really a sin?

I'm not a Dali or a Vincent Van Gogh,
but I do like creations with the words that I know.
Words in a language so foreign to me.
But all languages are equal, and so it should be.

But where do I come from, what tongue do I speak?
Can anyone guess without having a peek?
I'll give you a clue, there's much chocolate and beer.
(Probably reasons why I signed in on here).

The first one to guess right,
may give me 5 words.
I'll use them to write,
you a wonderful verse.

I didn't realize this was a fight, you need to bring all your might
To stand a chance at competing against this dude with foresight
My rhymes I must boast are better than most
I'll spread you like jelly all over my toast
Or give you a roast from coast-to-coast
The host can't take the weight of my post

It's silly and ludicrous to think things are fine
This fight is over already is what I'll opine
I have no bad intentions either, I'm really quite sweet
All the more shameful since you'll be begging at my feet
And look out, here it comes, I'm changing the pace again!
Spacing the words out my controls are set to 10
10? I don't think so, my skills go to 11!
I'm going to send all 9 lives of this cat up to heaven

There you can greet your star it's not very far
Drowning in the tears at your own cloudy minibar
Have a drink on me they're practically free
The cost is 1 ticket I will punch it with glee

Your parents decide where you came from, I decide where you're goin
If you make it back here there's just no way of knowin
What I do you know is the words that are used on MFP
Need to be clean lest I like the banhammer falling on me

This could be an opening salvo or maybe not quite
I'll let others decide how to characterize the nature of this fight
And for those keeping score many numbers were used
1, 9, 10 and 11 is 31 for the easily amused
Which I know you are cause you're here and not somewhere else
I'm done feelin feelings that haz already been felts

I like you OP,
you with your words flowing like the sea.
I admire your dedication,
to an art that has seen much degradation.
Those children you teach,
using facebook and tweets,
they don't know their words hold the power,
in a world full of social media so sour.
Teach them how to use words to succeed
and this world will be a better place indeed.

I like you OP,
you with your words flowing like the sea.
I admire your dedication,
to an art that has seen much degradation.
Those children you teach,
using facebook and tweets,
they don't know their words hold the power,
in a world full of social media so sour.
Teach them how to use words to succeed
and this world will be a better place indeed.

But just don’t teach them that words can help them succeed
They need to know that the wrong ones can impede
Because every Instagram and facebook comment, every tweet
Is out there forever for anyone to see and to repeat
What may be innocent, or said in the moment or out of frustration
can lead to suspension, expulsion or even incarceration!
Funny things these words can be
Misconstrued and twisted so easily…
Just today I said to what I thought was a friend
who was questioning when her weightloss rollercoaster would end
"Let’s have a girls night out, maybe we need to get some liqueur."
What did that b*tch do but call me a saboteur!

Unmmmmmm.......
Roses are red
Violets are blue.......

F...u....c......k......


Oh, I know......
Here's a flower for you!!!:flowerforyou: