Worst compliment you've ever gotten.

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  • mmm_drop
    mmm_drop Posts: 1,126 Member
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    No way you're 34! You look so young!

    Um, since when is 34 *not* young, but thanks.
  • ButterPecanBaby
    ButterPecanBaby Posts: 21 Member
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    "Wow! You don't look like a feminist!"

    "You remind me of a deer, like a sexy Bambi"
  • piejin
    piejin Posts: 41 Member
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    "You look like a runner! You've got a great build for it."

    I'm not a runner, and this horrified me because given what the stereotype of a "runner's build" is, I'm guessing it means I look like I have no muscles or strength whatsoever, stick thin chicken legs and arms. Great! :|
  • EternalDecadence
    EternalDecadence Posts: 445 Member
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    When I first met you I thought you were kind of pretty, but now that I know you, you're gorgeous.
  • curvygirl77
    curvygirl77 Posts: 769 Member
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    You are pretty for a dark girl
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    You are pretty for a dark girl
    You're not even dark O.o
    dafk
  • PatheticNoetic
    PatheticNoetic Posts: 905 Member
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    My best feature is my nose.
  • MissLCWolff
    MissLCWolff Posts: 69 Member
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    "I appreciate how hard you worked during that dance workshop because I know exercise isn't really your thing."-my old high school music teacher. Worst of all, the dance workshop she was talking about was a class lesson from a professional Broadway actor--as if she thought I'd pass up that once-in-a-lifetime opportunity just because I'm fat!
  • arcana7609
    arcana7609 Posts: 212 Member
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    "I like fat girls...they bruise easy!"
  • Spewze72
    Spewze72 Posts: 82 Member
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    From my mother: "You don't look VERY fat."

    Random loser at work: "I'd fancy you if you lost a stone."

    And being constantly told I remind people of Victoria Wood/Dawn French/Ruth Jones. All clever comedic British writers....all big girls.
  • evilpixiegrrr
    evilpixiegrrr Posts: 103
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    You look great...FOR YOUR AGE.
  • thatonegirlwiththestuff
    thatonegirlwiththestuff Posts: 1,171 Member
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    ''Some girls just have big *kitten*. There's nothing wrong with your *kitten* being big.''
    All I said to the guy was that I had increased my workout days recently. Evidently he needed to tell me my *kitten* was big. :grumble:
  • AmelieMustLoseWeight
    AmelieMustLoseWeight Posts: 180 Member
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    "If you were in porn... I'd watch it."
    "you would be gorgeous Id you were thin."


    yupp...

    fml
  • Fiery_Vixen
    Fiery_Vixen Posts: 795 Member
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    Once, right after having sex with this guy, he turned to me, brushed the hair back from my face, looked into my eyes and said "you know, you actually ARE kind of pretty". I was in shock...he just now realized I was pretty...AFTER f**king me?!?
  • BonnieandClyde29
    BonnieandClyde29 Posts: 1,026 Member
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    I had a guy try to convince me to sleep with him, and yes he was skinny and shorter than me, but he just says "If you're feeling self conscious don't worry I've slept with bigger girls than you",

    um thanks asshat, you're really convincing me. not.
  • RhysWill_I_Ams
    RhysWill_I_Ams Posts: 246
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    I got asked if I was James Corden. That was pretty bad considering at the time he weighed 140 lbs more than me!!
  • ashleyblossom1
    ashleyblossom1 Posts: 699 Member
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    "Awww I haven't seen you in forever. You used to be so beautiful."

    Totally different person, "Bigger girls are usually gross but at least you're pretty and carry it well." Still not sure how to feel about that.

    Another person, "You aren't bad looking for a black chick."
  • Cath_Taylor
    Cath_Taylor Posts: 104 Member
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    I'm trying to think of the worst but nothing beats the triathlon training one of "you'd go much faster if you were skinnier". Yeah thanks for that, isn't training for half ironman after cancer enough for you..?! Jeez. Idiot.
  • Wiseandcurious
    Wiseandcurious Posts: 730 Member
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    "Wow! You don't look like a feminist

    Lol lol lol kill me please.... Rolling on the floor.... My all -time favorite :laugh: oh the poor silly bugger....

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