Worst compliment you've ever gotten.

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  • powellJulie1
    powellJulie1 Posts: 21 Member
    Your hips are larger then her.....OMG...really...I will stop eating !!! oh yes and well your but is not that big it is your hips...
  • powellJulie1
    powellJulie1 Posts: 21 Member
    Are you tired ? your face is red? what is wrong with your face? ...( I have no makeup).... Oh you look good normally.... (Ok got the point will never get out of the house with no makeup again)...
  • m1ke1984
    m1ke1984 Posts: 15
    haha, sat and read through all these posts (including the 20 page thread before it), and i think i'm a little paranoid. my wife called and was telling me about how she's shopping with her sister for her sister's wedding dress. i immediately was reminded about how beautiful my wife looked in her dress when we got married 4yrs ago, but i couldn't bring myself to tell her because i was paranoid from reading this thread that my compliment would come across like she USED TO BE so beautiful. yikes!
  • ItsMeGee3
    ItsMeGee3 Posts: 13,254 Member
    Good thing I like big butts!
  • Scampimom
    Scampimom Posts: 19 Member
    "It's alright, I *like* big noses"
  • srr728
    srr728 Posts: 549 Member
    "Awww are these your daughters? THey are so pretty."....nope thats my best friend who's older than me, and my neice who is 10 yrs younger. Guess I looked extra rough that day.
  • aprildaguilar
    aprildaguilar Posts: 1,926 Member
    "you have an 8 head not a forehead"
  • jelie3110
    jelie3110 Posts: 433
    You are too damn happy all the time! (came from an 82 year old patient of mine and she was being very serious)
  • Velum_cado
    Velum_cado Posts: 1,608 Member
    The worst? "You look so much better since losing all that weight!" Well hell. I knew I was fat before, but apparently I was ugly too?

    The weirdest was probably when I was helping set up for a gig with my band (I played bass) and a woman said I must be the singer because I "have a bluesy face". I... think that was a compliment? I don't know, so I'm going to believe it was.
  • kaihunter45
    kaihunter45 Posts: 192 Member
    Your post made me giggle because my husband is nine years older than I am and when we were first dating I looked much younger than I was and he looked his age. When we went to the movies he'd always be charged for an adult and a child. It drove him nuts!
  • BrillFit
    BrillFit Posts: 368
    Oh you look like you lost weight! You obviously don't go to the gym though, right?

    I was destroyed. lol.
  • BarbieFromHellx
    BarbieFromHellx Posts: 758 Member
    Probably something patronising like "aww you are such a cutie" like no I am not 8 years old.

    I don't do "cute".
  • Anahita_Swims
    Anahita_Swims Posts: 4,127 Member
    kids i teach

    miss you voice makes me feel like your wraping me up in a warm blanket....


    miss you have nice eyebrows...
  • Tinyfigure
    Tinyfigure Posts: 575 Member
    Who did your boobs? They look great!


    Thanks, and they are also real....
  • sculli123
    sculli123 Posts: 1,221 Member
    You're hot but you look like an *kitten*.
  • Chaotic_Weevil
    Chaotic_Weevil Posts: 199 Member
    Are you foreign? You have a weird face. It's nice. But weird
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    "You look good FOR BEING FIFTY!"

    Can't I just look good at any age??? :ohwell:
  • ronnie39
    ronnie39 Posts: 10 Member
    When I was pregnant, my British mother in law said "There she is, fatty, fatty, fatty"
    Seriously?!! Who says that to a pregnant woman.
  • SrsGainzOnThisGuy
    SrsGainzOnThisGuy Posts: 254
    you have bigger boobs than me is a common one
  • boxfitliftmo
    boxfitliftmo Posts: 261
    "Your hairs getting thicker, but not at the top though."
  • boxfitliftmo
    boxfitliftmo Posts: 261
    you have bigger boobs than me is a common one

    Thats funny though
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  • _JustDG_
    _JustDG_ Posts: 1,584
    You're almost hot enough to f***.
  • Ump78
    Ump78 Posts: 342 Member
    My Grandmother told me that the grey in my beard is "distinguished".




    Thanks, Grandma :angry:
  • cronly
    cronly Posts: 307 Member
    after some change in looks (hair cut, weight loss):

    "You look so much younger!"


    Thanks, you still look old...
  • SrsGainzOnThisGuy
    SrsGainzOnThisGuy Posts: 254
    your muscles look horribly scary :(
  • Maryam2014mfp
    Maryam2014mfp Posts: 174
    Congratulations, when are you due? (When I wasn't pregnant but would have liked to have been)
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  • SusannaBanana5293
    SusannaBanana5293 Posts: 13 Member
    I am 6' tall and have been called an amazon woman quite a few times by different people. AND I have been asked recently by a stranger if I was pregnant. I actually don't carry a lot of weight in my stomach so it was a very strange question.
  • hyg99
    hyg99 Posts: 354 Member
    Asked what hubby thinks of my new bikini, he said "at the end of the day, you've had 3 kids and your in your forties" following it with "they'll be far worse on the beach than you". That good eh?

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