Pimp Daddy of All Laxatives?

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  • stumblinthrulife
    stumblinthrulife Posts: 2,558 Member
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    Make like an accountant - sit down and work it out with a pencil.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    Make like an accountant - sit down and work it out with a pencil.

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    Totally made this accountants day.
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
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    I think high protein/high fat/low carb > high protein/low fat/low carb for that. I even recommend high fat over high fiber for regularity.


    And inb4 Alli.
  • Mello_Rello
    Mello_Rello Posts: 421 Member
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    Mag Citrate will have you crapping for hour, days even. Wanna know what it's like to have explosive diarrhea? Have 1/2 a bottle of mag citrate, you'll never forget the experience...trust me.
  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
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    I hear fiber is good.
  • sillygoosie
    sillygoosie Posts: 1,109 Member
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    Golytely for the win.

    Used for colonoscopy prep.
  • meglizbo
    meglizbo Posts: 42
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    You should check out reddit, their keto section deals with this kind of stuff allll the time!
  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
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    I'm just here because I really, really needed a giggle today. Any helpful advice I might have offered has already been dispensed.
  • BamaBreezeNSaltAire
    BamaBreezeNSaltAire Posts: 966 Member
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    While we're on the poop topic, from time to time, I'll have an unflushable poop. I flush, and flush, and flush. I've flushed ten times in a row and it won't go away. I'll have to let it soak for a few hours before it will say bye.

    Anyone every experience this? If you're going to suggest it's fat, it isn't...my fat intake is minimal. I've yet to pinpoint why this happens, but it's gone from amusing to perplexing.
    You have to address this issue before you even try to flush. Try pinching off smaller turds ya filthy animal!
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    I can't....the floating ones tend to look more like the Marvel Comics rock man guy...

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    Then maybe you need Thor's hammer. I believe the rock guy fell apart once he slammed the hammer!
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
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    I mean, nothing cleans me out like some good old fashion anal.
  • heatherloveslifting
    heatherloveslifting Posts: 1,428 Member
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    Broccoli. Strawberries. Pineapple. Kiwi, oranges, asparagus, onion, peppers, lettuce, tomato, etc.

    You don't think I eat that stuff because it tastes good do you?! (actually pineapple does)

    ETA and OMG I just read the above post. Would try pineapple first :laugh:
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
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    I mean, nothing cleans me out like some good old fashion anal.

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  • _MG_
    _MG_ Posts: 453 Member
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    I mean, nothing cleans me out like some good old fashion anal.

    O.o
  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
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    Actually, I lied, BWW's mango habenero for dinner and a big mug of coffee first thing in the morning.
  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
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    I mean, nothing cleans me out like some good old fashion anal.

    Dammit woman, I'm at work! How am I supposed to explain to my class why their teacher suddenly has coffee shooting out her nose?!
  • knittnponder
    knittnponder Posts: 1,954 Member
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    Using epsom salts requires a seat belt for your toilet. Imagine the space shuttle on lift off and you have a good idea of how it works.
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
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    I mean, nothing cleans me out like some good old fashion anal.

    Bahahaha....yeah, that's not likely to happen by choice.
  • MercenaryNoetic26
    MercenaryNoetic26 Posts: 2,747 Member
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    Well, yesterday my 2nd Quest bar went thru my intestines like a brick. I mean, I woke up almost five lbs lighter! That was 50% fiber at that point. But I can't be affording 2 Quest bars a day if that was the ticket.

    Of course that could all be a huge COINCIDENCE!
  • brewji
    brewji Posts: 752 Member
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    Having Crohn's, I guess I automatically have tons of experience on this topic...

    Try Dulcolax. It's over-the-counter. Just take it before you go to bed, and make sure to stock up on TP the night before. You should also book the morning off from work.
  • Derpes
    Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
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