What's the best way to dump my gf?

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  • wanna_b_there
    wanna_b_there Posts: 295 Member
    Just mention you really interested in back door.

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    Hey OP, now that you're single, want my #?
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
    I would just delete and block her from your FB... she will get the hint.
  • angdpowers
    angdpowers Posts: 311 Member
    Yep, no text!

    You're better than that aren't you?? If something was important, wouldn't you want someone to be an adult about it.

    Meet her somewhere -- not a restaurant. Like a coffee shop, drink place ... whatever.

    Decide the reason you want to end the relationship and then just start by telling her "this has been weighing on my heart and I feel like you need to know the truth so that we can carry on with our lives" etc. Make it short and sweet but HONEST!

    Just do it!
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    change ur facebook status to single then wait for the phonecall..

    Be sure to tweet it as well.
  • drangonfly2323
    drangonfly2323 Posts: 197 Member
    If she's not right for you then its best to end it. But man up. Do it in person.
  • KristinaB83
    KristinaB83 Posts: 440 Member
    Jerry Springer. Any other way is just lazy.

    I lol'd so hard.
  • Collier78
    Collier78 Posts: 811 Member
    Meet up with her..maybe a park or her house..and tell her in person..the more private the place the less of a scene..but for the love of all that is holy..do it in person..
  • Heditw
    Heditw Posts: 21
    I understand you want to avoid a scene since she is clingy but I really think the best way is talk to her face to face than text her. Texting may cause a greater scene and I dont think you will avoid it anyway.
    Just tell her what you feel and since you dont love her is fair to let her know.
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
    While you're at it, since you're really thinking about yourself, just go radio silent, stop picking up her calls and responding to calls and texts. It might take a couple of weeks, but evenutally she'll get the point.
  • JuliRamone
    JuliRamone Posts: 365 Member
    I would grow some balls and tell her. It's just fair.

    If you want to make it "as easy as possible", text her / write her on facebook. But you might hurt her more than you should.
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    I SAID I WAS SORRY.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    I SAID I WAS SORRY.
    How dare he!!!
    Jules is too pweedy to be dumped >:(
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    I SAID I WAS SORRY.
    How dare he!!!
    Jules is too pweedy to be dumped >:(
    hold me
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    I SAID I WAS SORRY.
    How dare he!!!
    Jules is too pweedy to be dumped >:(
    hold me
    I SHALL NAWT EVARR LET GO -squishes Jules-
    He sent the text, didn't he :angry: :angry: :angry:
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    :sad: :sad: :sad:
  • eric_sg61
    eric_sg61 Posts: 2,925 Member
    With a screen name like Scumbag_Gil, I suspect you're just trolling us...:wink:
    Thank you, Catherine Obvious
  • Ripcode
    Ripcode Posts: 142 Member
    Assume a new identity and leave the country.....
  • erickirb
    erickirb Posts: 12,294 Member
    It's only been a month, I don't think it needs to be in person, though phone call much better than text.

    Or shag her and don't contact her and ignore her contacts, women love having things end that way.
  • ZimberOne
    ZimberOne Posts: 11 Member
    It's only been a month, I don't think it needs to be in person, though phone call much better than text.

    Or shag her and don't contact her and ignore her contacts, women love having things end that way.

    No, we don't. Men should grow up, talk in person and be honest.
  • Slacker16
    Slacker16 Posts: 1,184 Member
    I want to end things with her but idk how. I was thinking about doing it over text. Not sure if I can do it in person. Any ideas of what to text her ?
    "Sorry for the pump & run on friday Jade. Could you please tell Silky to back off. I don't want no trouble. Honest. I'll get him his money, just need a little time. You're the best."
  • MissKim78
    MissKim78 Posts: 426 Member
    In Person=Man with balls
    Phone Call=Man....but with small balls
    Text=Man with NO balls
    Facebook/Social Media=COWARD, LOSER, DOUCHE

    Take your pick....who cares what anyone else thinks
  • ItsMeGee3
    ItsMeGee3 Posts: 13,254 Member
    In Person=Man with balls
    Phone Call=Man....but with small balls
    Text=Man with NO balls
    Facebook/Social Media=COWARD, LOSER, DOUCHE

    Take your pick....who cares what anyone else thinks
    ^This^
  • thevoice1973
    thevoice1973 Posts: 55 Member
    Act like a DB and wait for her to dump you. She will feel better about it if it's because of you and not her.

    You mean he's not acting like a DB now?
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,042 Member
    So I've been dating this girl for a month but I don't think she's right for me. Anyway I want to end things with her but idk how. I was thinking about doing it over text. Not sure if I can do it in person. Any ideas of what to text her ?
    Man up. This is nothing. Wait till you get married and have to talk everyday.

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  • mank32
    mank32 Posts: 1,323 Member
    isn't this the same guy who was *quite a bit less than 5 months ago* asking how to ask a out girl for the first time? fakely?
    :noway:
  • rowlandsw
    rowlandsw Posts: 1,166 Member
    Since when has dumping someone via email/text become so acceptable in society. If anything you should sit down with her and talk about it and try and make it work.
  • LassoOfTruth
    LassoOfTruth Posts: 735 Member
    Just change your status to Single on FB, she'll get the message.

    :P
  • Galatea_Stone
    Galatea_Stone Posts: 2,037 Member
    Who cares? It's a break up. No matter how you do it, you're going to be the jerk in her mind, so text her, email her, call her, or ignore her. It really doesn't matter. Here's the complete and total truth: you don't owe her anything. You only owe someone more than a text if you cohabit, are engaged, or are married. If you don't share any assets or a dog, dump her any way you choose.

    There's no manning up necessary in a break-up. It's a break-up. You don't want to be friends after, you don't care if she bad-mouths you after (because she will regardless of how you do it), and you want to never see her again. It isn't rocket science or something magical. It sucks no matter what you do.
  • kung_fu_red
    kung_fu_red Posts: 35
    Just move. Don't mention it to her, or call her. She'll get the idea.
  • TFaustino67
    TFaustino67 Posts: 551 Member
    In Person=Man with balls
    Phone Call=Man....but with small balls
    Text=Man with NO balls
    Facebook/Social Media=COWARD, LOSER, DOUCHE

    Take your pick....who cares what anyone else thinks

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