What's the best way to dump my gf?
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Why would anyone ask for relationship advice on MFP? Bad idea.0
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Candygram is the only way to go. And she can burry her sorrow in chocolate.0
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Tell her you're into swinging, and that a few guys and girls you know would love to join you both.
If she says OK, then she's probably a keeper anyway! And if she says no way, well then there's your out.0 -
Either way, just ask her to appreciate that she just doged a bullet.0
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I totally thought you wrote gif.
that is all.0 -
do not text her. do not email her.. do not get a friend to do it.. do not leave it alone
do however meet her in person.. I know its only a month but you owe her that and it can be simple and just explain how you feel .. not only will you in the end feel better but she will have an awful lot more respect for you.. and in the end.. you can both sleep better.. a month is not a long time however if she has feelings for you.. be decent about it0 -
do not text her. do not email her.. do not get a friend to do it.. do not leave it alone
do however meet her in person.. I know its only a month but you owe her that and it can be simple and just explain how you feel .. not only will you in the end feel better but she will have an awful lot more respect for you.. and in the end.. you can both sleep better.. a month is not a long time however if she has feelings for you.. be decent about it
well said TorontoDiane
be a gentleman and tell her face to face0 -
I asked for help not to judge me, pretty sure none of you are perfect.
You're on the MFP forums. Expect to get judged.
The best thing is to communicate to her face, in person. Get straight to the point, she will hurt less in the long run that way (and so will you).0 -
In person in at least a semi-private place...you can only be responsible for YOU! (and your responses/re-actions). IF she goes off then that only makes her look bad, not you (and then point noted).0
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Have a little person dressed in a leprechaun suit do it...nobody can be upset getting news like that.0
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Best day is Valentine's Day but since that's passed you should wait until St Patrick's Day. Get her drunk and tell her. I promise you it'll all go smoothly.0
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How about this?So I've been dating this girl for a month but I don't think she's right for me. Anyway I want to end things with her but idk how. I was thinking about doing it over text. Not sure if I can do it in person. Any ideas of what to text her ?
Seriously though, you haven't been dumped until you've been dumped by this woman:0 -
Uh-oh. This sounds like a fake question. A troll? ;-)
Do what gentlemen do, unless you aren't one.0 -
Do it VIA text.
Explain that you need to dump her because she deserves a real man.
It might hurt but she will appreaciate the honesty.0 -
I asked for help not to judge me, pretty sure none of you are perfect.
You're on the MFP forums. Expect to get judged.
The best thing is to communicate to her face, in person. Get straight to the point, she will hurt less in the long run that way (and so will you).
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Well...considering your un, I'm thinking break-up by text may not be so inappropriate
Go for it, scumbag! Lol
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Yeah doing it by text is the exact wrong way to do it. Unless you enjoy doing things wrong.0
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Did you give her the chicken? If you gave her the chicken, you can't dump her.
ETA that I just finished reading the whole thing. I know my memory's bad, but I'm pretty sure it hasn't been 6 months since you asked how you should ask out this girl you thought was "the one". So, are you fake cheating on your fake girlfriend?! Or do you have a real girlfriend and you were fake asking someone else out? Man, I'm glad I'm not in high school anymore!0 -
Is this whacky Wednesday thread day?0
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Two of the worst ways I've been dump: one: over Myspace, through a bulletin. two: i wasnt dumped. seriously, he just ran away from it, never said anything to me, and refused to talk to me.
you could go FRIENDS style, drink too much expresso, hit her in the eye, than have a friend do it for you XD0 -
Is this whacky Wednesday thread day?
It is! I'll bet he's a handsome one, too. 0 -
Do it in person but make sure you say "It's not you it's me." There will be no scene.
Just kidding.
Who here thinks that no matter what anyone says on here, he will send this poor woman a text??????0 -
Do it in person but make sure you say "It's not you it's me." There will be no scene.
Just kidding.
Who here thinks that no matter what anyone says on here, he will send this poor woman a text??????
Oh yea, she's getting a text... If he doesn't know what to say to break up with someone through text, he certanly isn't going to get the cojones to do it in person.0 -
I'm surprised, with all the protein shakes you consume, that anyone even wants to be in the same room with you. You're a lucky guy, you should hold on to this one!
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I don't know what makes you think breaking up by text is going to avoid drama.0
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Please choose the response most appropriate to your age group:
10-13 years old: Instant Messaging
14-16 years old: Text Message
17-18 years old: Phone Call
18+ : Talk in person0 -
I am thinking singing telegram0
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Sleep with her brother0
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