What's the best way to dump my gf?
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I have felt clingy before, after some soul searching I realized I wasn't into her. If its all out on facebook, break up in person. She will ask, is there someone else...what did I do, etc. Tell her no its just me, I'm not interested in a relationship at this point in my life. If you backdoor her or sleep with her friend it will end up on FB
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My best ever breakup strategy? (used this just a few weeks, worked like a charm) Went to his home, waited for him to arrive home from work. Told him the news. Talked. Cried. Banged. Watched a movie. Banged. Got dinner. Banged. Banged. Went to sleep. Woke up. Banged in the back door. Banged. Slept some more. Woke up. Banged. Ate breakfast. Banged. Watched the first quarter of the superbowl. Banged. Ate dinner. Banged. Banged. Slept. Woke up. Left.
Best. Breakup. Ever.0 -
Next time you guys get on the phone let her know you need to talk to her about something. She will of course want to know what it is right away rather then get together in person first. But do it over the phone at the very least, she might want to know why you don't want to see her, which is legitimate, wouldn't you want to know why someone you really liked stopped wanting to be around you? If you are afraid she will start crying, don't get hung up on it. She will get over it and move on with her life too and you will both be better off for having been forward and honest. If she gets cray cray, and nothing you say is helping, just say you're really sorry to have hurt her, tell her you have to go and hang up. That's all you can do, over and done with.0
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Ugh, chivalry is clearly dead....Such terrible advice here. Clearly a telegram or Morris code is the only respectable way.0
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My best ever breakup strategy? (used this just a few weeks, worked like a charm) Went to his home, waited for him to arrive home from work. Told him the news. Talked. Cried. Banged. Watched a movie. Banged. Got dinner. Banged. Banged. Went to sleep. Woke up. Banged in the back door. Banged. Slept some more. Woke up. Banged. Ate breakfast. Banged. Watched the first quarter of the superbowl. Banged. Ate dinner. Banged. Banged. Slept. Woke up. Left.
Best. Breakup. Ever.
Ohmygawd. Absolutely the best breakup strategy advice ever. Seriously. I'd break up with you anytime.0 -
My best ever breakup strategy? (used this just a few weeks, worked like a charm) Went to his home, waited for him to arrive home from work. Told him the news. Talked. Cried. Banged. Watched a movie. Banged. Got dinner. Banged. Banged. Went to sleep. Woke up. Banged in the back door. Banged. Slept some more. Woke up. Banged. Ate breakfast. Banged. Watched the first quarter of the superbowl. Banged. Ate dinner. Banged. Banged. Slept. Woke up. Left.
Best. Breakup. Ever.
I'm not even upset. In the least little bit. Sure I missed the second half of the Super Bowl, and i no longer have a "girl friend" but it felt like I won.0 -
Just be honest and tell her she is too clingy and you do not want to stay in this relationship. End of discussion.
Don't text, that is tacky. If she makes a scene, walk away but whatever you do, don't lead her on.
Rip the band-aid off quickly.0 -
There fixed it for you as I am not a football fan or a fan of tears.My best ever breakup strategy? (used this just a few weeks, worked like a charm) Went to his home, waited for him to arrive home from work. Told him the news. Talked. Banged. Banged. Got dinner. Banged. Banged. Went to sleep. Woke up. Banged in the back door. Banged. Slept some more. Woke up. Banged. Ate breakfast. Banged. Banged. Ate dinner. Banged. Banged. Slept. Woke up. Left.
Best. Breakup. Ever.
Solid plan!!0 -
Well...considering your un, I'm thinking break-up by text may not be so inappropriate
Go for it, scumbag! Lol
Exactly what I was thinking! LOL
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Perhaps send her a few adult toys. Just right a message something like, "I'm not man enough, I hope these will do in the meantime".0
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Face to face in a public place. Man up.0
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Face to face in a public place. Man up.
Well hopefully she's nothing like me and doesn't carry pepper spray in her purse.
Good luck OP. I still vote telegram or Morris code, but whatever.0 -
****tard........ douche magnifico.........0
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Sleep with her best friend0
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Sleep with her best friend
Sleep with her mother. That'll do it.0 -
Sleep with her best friend
Sleep with her mother. That'll do it.
Only if her mother is 19-35, otherwise, well, cougar . . .0 -
Sleep with her best friend
Sleep with her mother. That'll do it.
Only if her mother is 19-35, otherwise, well, cougar . . .
If her mother is 19, you must be a jailed catholic priest.0 -
Face to face in a public place. Man up.
Well hopefully she's nothing like me and doesn't carry pepper spray in her purse.
Good luck OP. I still vote telegram or Morris code, but whatever.
You would pepper spray someone for breaking up with you??0 -
There fixed it for you as I am not a football fan or a fan of tears.My best ever breakup strategy? (used this just a few weeks, worked like a charm) Went to his home, waited for him to arrive home from work. Told him the news. Talked. Banged. Banged. Got dinner. Banged. Banged. Went to sleep. Woke up. Banged in the back door. Banged. Slept some more. Woke up. Banged. Ate breakfast. Banged. Banged. Ate dinner. Banged. Banged. Slept. Woke up. Left.
Best. Breakup. Ever.
Solid plan!!
You're not a football fan? I'd NEVER beak up with you. EVER.
Because I wouldn't date you. Seriously, I don't understand...0 -
Three words
Change Facebook status. It sends a clear message to your friends and family that you have broken up and ready to move on with your life. She will appreciate the candor and directness. If not, it isn't really your problem how she handles it.0 -
This isn't a serious question, is it? o_O
If you're not gonna man up and do it in person, then you weren't man enough for a "clingy" girl anyway. Just so you know, clingy just means that she's probably been hurt a lot and thought that you wouldn't *kitten* her over like other men have. Guess you proved her wrong! 0 -
Your profile picture looks like a huge penis wearing headphones and a shirt.
That is all.0 -
Face to face.
When I broke up with my ex I ended up doing it over the phone, I intended on doing it in person but we'd had a conversation a couple of days before where she said that if I was going to finish it she'd rather it done over the phone as couldn't cope with it face to face. Was I happy with this, no but I didn't want to hurt her any further so there you are. Bumped into her since and she was cool about it.0 -
+1Doing it by text just because you want to avoid a scene is selfish and cowardly. Do it in person. You owe it to her.0 -
flaming bag of poo on the front porch always sends a good message.0
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Wait till her birthday then dump her for the lulz0
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Well the new trend I am seeing lately is the guy the guy telling the girl he is not ready for a relationship right now.
Its the new "its not you its me" solution.0 -
My fiance and partner of 3 years left me by text. He just left our house one day and never came back. I ended up having to just give all his stuff to his friends for them to pass on. What a wimp!
Be a man and tell her in person. I know it's not the same situation, but even so, sending a text is so impersonal and harsh.0 -
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Judging by how angry mine would be...make sure her guns aren't loaded before you dump her lol0
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