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  • Posts: 4,899 Member
    Right now, i get a lot of, "Oh my God, I love Fat Tire!"

    Back off b!tches! I'm not in a sharing mood!

    ^ mean drunk. Watch out!
  • Posts: 2,403 Member
    I heard that there were pervs and creeps here.

    Sounds like a fun crowd.
  • Posts: 7,963 Member
    Brb, putting up a butt shot so I can complain about being objectified.
  • Posts: 319 Member
    Thought I got one... turned out I did not get one... :laugh:
  • Posts: 37 Member
    fact....pervs HATE broccoli :drinker:
  • Posts: 752 Member
    Brb, putting up a butt shot so I can complain about being objectified.

    lol, so true
  • Posts: 102 Member
    *Pouts* :sad: I never get pervy PMs anymore.

    Also, for those who are curious, I could provide you with a list of the perviest pervs here. I've got lots of experience in that department...
  • Posts: 719 Member
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    change your profile pic to a 300 pound obese woman = problem solved.

    Yeah, got to kinda agree. I'm not excusing anyone's creepy behavior, but at the same time, it isn't difficult to predict the outcome of some decisions.
  • Posts: 138 Member
    Brb, putting up a butt shot so I can complain about being objectified.

    :laugh:
  • Posts: 1,490 Member
    I am here to learn the tricks to turn my body into something worthy of objectification.
  • Posts: 1,395 Member
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    Answers:
    No
    Here
    Same as picture
    Yes
    Scrubs

    hehehe

    So... you are... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bar_Refaeli ?
  • Posts: 4,885 Member
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    So... you are... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bar_Refaeli ?

    OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH the irony
  • Posts: 7,963 Member
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    OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH the irony

    Delicous.
  • Posts: 1,395 Member
    Hahahaha!
  • Posts: 5,778 Member
    What is your kik?

    Where do you live?

    What color is your hair?

    Do you shave?

    What are you wearing now??

    I need to write those down. :smile:
  • Posts: 11,786 Member
    What is your kik?

    Where do you live?

    What color is your hair?

    Do you shave?

    What are you wearing now??

    What is it that puts you in this mood? The personal part or the PMS part?
  • Posts: 221 Member
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    What is it that puts you in this mood? The personal part or the PMS part?

    I'm not in a mood!! :angry:
  • Posts: 7,963 Member
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    I'm not in a mood!! :angry:

    Lies.
  • Posts: 8,927 Member
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    What is it that puts you in this mood? The personal part or the PMS part?

    :laugh: :flowerforyou:
  • Posts: 1,728 Member
    What is your kik?

    Where do you live?

    What color is your hair?

    Do you shave?

    What are you wearing now??

    pfft...I never asked you about shaving. I asked if you waxed. Sheesh!
  • Posts: 9,420 Member
    http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-things-i-learned-from-worst-online-dating-profile-ever/

    As a child of the Internet and confirmed weirdo, imagine my relief when they finally took that last bastion of in-person awkwardness -- dating -- to my laptop instead. I've been using one of the major dating sites, OkCupid, on and off for about five years now. While it has its perks, being a woman on a dating site means immersing yourself in a disgusting cesspool of exposed nerves, unfiltered testosterone, and daily propositions to engage in sex acts so horrifying, I hadn't even heard of them before, and I'm from the Internet.

    I got the feeling that a lot of men on that site would message literally any woman who had a profile, but the optimist in me wanted to believe that there was a limit. Maybe there was a woman so awful, so toxic, so irredeemably unlikeable that no one would message her, or if they did, at least they would realize they never, ever wanted to meet her. So I made the OkCupid profile of the Worst Woman on Earth, hoping to prove that there exists an online dating profile so loathsome that no man would message it.

    I did not accomplish my goal.
  • Posts: 98 Member
    http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-things-i-learned-from-worst-online-dating-profile-ever/

    As a child of the Internet and confirmed weirdo, imagine my relief when they finally took that last bastion of in-person awkwardness -- dating -- to my laptop instead. I've been using one of the major dating sites, OkCupid, on and off for about five years now. While it has its perks, being a woman on a dating site means immersing yourself in a disgusting cesspool of exposed nerves, unfiltered testosterone, and daily propositions to engage in sex acts so horrifying, I hadn't even heard of them before, and I'm from the Internet.

    I got the feeling that a lot of men on that site would message literally any woman who had a profile, but the optimist in me wanted to believe that there was a limit. Maybe there was a woman so awful, so toxic, so irredeemably unlikeable that no one would message her, or if they did, at least they would realize they never, ever wanted to meet her. So I made the OkCupid profile of the Worst Woman on Earth, hoping to prove that there exists an online dating profile so loathsome that no man would message it.

    I did not accomplish my goal.

    WINNING!
  • Posts: 221 Member
    http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-things-i-learned-from-worst-online-dating-profile-ever/

    As a child of the Internet and confirmed weirdo, imagine my relief when they finally took that last bastion of in-person awkwardness -- dating -- to my laptop instead. I've been using one of the major dating sites, OkCupid, on and off for about five years now. While it has its perks, being a woman on a dating site means immersing yourself in a disgusting cesspool of exposed nerves, unfiltered testosterone, and daily propositions to engage in sex acts so horrifying, I hadn't even heard of them before, and I'm from the Internet.

    I got the feeling that a lot of men on that site would message literally any woman who had a profile, but the optimist in me wanted to believe that there was a limit. Maybe there was a woman so awful, so toxic, so irredeemably unlikeable that no one would message her, or if they did, at least they would realize they never, ever wanted to meet her. So I made the OkCupid profile of the Worst Woman on Earth, hoping to prove that there exists an online dating profile so loathsome that no man would message it.

    I did not accomplish my goal.

    That's crazy. It's true you attract bad guys when you're that way yourself… but good girls attract the bad ones also.
  • Posts: 5,585 Member
    I never get pms like this on here

    probably because I am not hot , barely lift & am not in one of the cool cliques
  • Posts: 1,456 Member
    I never get pms like this on here

    probably because I am not hot , barely lift & am not in one of the cool cliques

    I find smiling does wonders for my popularity.
  • Posts: 7,188 Member
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    I find smiling does wonders for my popularity.

    Noooo.. It's your @ss...
  • Posts: 221 Member
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    Noooo.. It's your @ss...

    I see neither. haha
  • Posts: 55 Member
    Nope. This may be linked to the fact that my profile picture is a drawing of a bug.
  • Posts: 9,420 Member
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    That's crazy. It's true you attract bad guys when you're that way yourself… but good girls attract the bad ones also.

    No. Using a dating site while female subjects you to a barrage of stupid.
  • Posts: 4,317 Member
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    Noooo.. It's your @ss...

    QFT! Derp's milkshake brings them ALL to the yard. :smile:
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