I accidentaly ate a carb..Am I going to die soon?

HuggyBeahr
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  • owenmhartley
    owenmhartley Posts: 220 Member
    Yes death becons
  • sentaruu
    sentaruu Posts: 2,206 Member
    was this a carb from a cheerio?
  • Joannesmith2818
    Joannesmith2818 Posts: 438 Member
    One whole carb??? You are doomed....sorry
  • justbecause2014
    justbecause2014 Posts: 371 Member
    yes.
  • greeneyes0809
    greeneyes0809 Posts: 422 Member
    Better start saying your goodbyes now, I hear you start going downhill fast.
  • oldy76
    oldy76 Posts: 185 Member
    This just made me choke on my coffee! Too funny :laugh:
  • HuggyBeahr
    HuggyBeahr Posts: 259
    was this a carb from a cheerio?

    No, I had A splenda packet with my coffee...those net at 1g carbs...I feel tightness in my chest, help!!!

    Will the carb go-away if I sit in the sauna while eating cabbage soup and reading the south beach diet book?
  • kckBxer396
    kckBxer396 Posts: 460 Member
    There goes any of your progress...out the window.
  • twelker878
    twelker878 Posts: 146 Member
    FORCE VOMIT NOW
  • Sharon_C
    Sharon_C Posts: 2,132 Member
    You might as well give up and quit. You're never going to make it with this weight loss thing. Not with so little will power.
  • Marcia315
    Marcia315 Posts: 460 Member
    Was the carb clean and Paleo? If so, you're ok.
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    nvm...
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
    FORCE VOMIT NOW

    triggering & unfunny
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    depends, was it a good carb or bad carb..

    if it is a bad carb, then yes you are dead..

    if it was a good carb, then those are negative calories and you will be fine...
  • zyxst
    zyxst Posts: 9,149 Member
    Net carbs are totally safe.
  • somafreak
    somafreak Posts: 1
    No, I had A splenda packet with my coffee...those net at 1g carbs...I feel tightness in my chest, help!!!

    Will the carb go-away if I sit in the sauna while eating cabbage soup and reading the south beach diet book?


    Cabbage has 6g of carb per hundred so I don't know that that would really help your predicament :)
  • HuggyBeahr
    HuggyBeahr Posts: 259
    It was a splenda packet, but the coffee I put it in wasn't organic,and the water wasn't from FIJI. I can literally feel my kidneys falling off. HALP!
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    They wouldn't be falling off, they'd be petrified! That's not a disciprine!!
  • sandi117
    sandi117 Posts: 445 Member
    Yes death becons


    Don't you mean death BACONS???
  • JimiB73
    JimiB73 Posts: 34
    Do 1 jumping jack to get the carb out of your system!
  • Marcia315
    Marcia315 Posts: 460 Member
    Net carbs are totally safe.

    What size net do you need to catch a carb.
  • darrensurrey
    darrensurrey Posts: 3,942 Member
    Might as well eat all your Easter eggs now. You won't be here for Easter.
  • farway
    farway Posts: 1,264 Member
    It was a splenda packet, but the coffee I put it in wasn't organic,and the water wasn't from FIJI. I can literally feel my kidneys falling off. HALP!

    Watch out for starvation mode
  • NightWriteMermaid
    NightWriteMermaid Posts: 43
    Net carbs are totally safe.

    What size net do you need to catch a carb.

    Yes.
  • SunKissed1989
    SunKissed1989 Posts: 1,314 Member
    You must go to confession right now and beg for forgiveness...it's not about what happens now, but what will happen to you after you die...which you will, because you ate a carb!
  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,064 Member
    Yes, yes you are :sad:
  • rowlandsw
    rowlandsw Posts: 1,166 Member
    Better get the priest in for last rights, that carb's a fast acting poison.
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  • 6Vampire6Kitten6
    6Vampire6Kitten6 Posts: 3 Member
    Oh my gods! YOU ATE A CARB!!!How could you do this?AN ENTIRE CARB???Now it will take years to burn it-if you survive.Why did you do this?You are putting your life in great danger!WHYYYYYYY?????
  • Lemonshake
    Lemonshake Posts: 223 Member
    As an ex nurse I'm not afraid to tell you what the doctors won't.
    They just keep saying slim chance you will survive right.

    Well in the extremely slim chance you diont die from a horrible painful drawn out death. You will be left maimed and Permanently disfigured. Your brain will still be the same. It it will be stuck inside the body of a hideously bloated frozen body.

    Wish for death my friend.

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