Who is the biggest perv on MFP??

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  • TattooedNici
    TattooedNici Posts: 2,141 Member
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    Sorry...I just got here....I was too busy sounding myself and getting a prostate massage....the can of corn finally worked its magic.



    What did i miss?

    this dude, right here ^....

    he's not even on my FL and i know it's him.

    *standing ovation for scotty*

    I :heart: Scotty so hard!! :blushing:


    I wanna give my hard loving to someone. :love:
  • tfleischer
    tfleischer Posts: 199 Member
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    Well...A few days ago I got a FR, then a nice mail, then a sexually explicit mail, and then a mail in which this guy who I've talked to for like 5 minutes wanted to be my BF, wanted to move in with me and said "if we get married". I freaked out and blocked the creep. Does that still count as pervy?

    On your part, absolutely! How pervy of you to block a guy who wants to move in with you and have your babies. That is like the conversation between the sadist and the masochist.
    "Spank me" -- masochist
    "No" -- sadist
  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,954 Member
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    ScottyNoHotty. No competition

    I still have the rest of the thread to go through, but I'm with ya on that. He's gotta be number one. I'm only pervy when I'm ovulating. Which happens to be today! :drinker:


    Hey mother, want another?? Or I can just give you a "baby shower"......hair, chin, chest...wherever
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,375 Member
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    ScottyNoHotty. No competition

    I still have the rest of the thread to go through, but I'm with ya on that. He's gotta be number one. I'm only pervy when I'm ovulating. Which happens to be today! :drinker:


    Hey mother, want another?? Or I can just give you a "baby shower"......hair, chin, chest...wherever

    Just don't get it in my hair and I won't hurt you. :wink:
  • owenmhartley
    owenmhartley Posts: 220 Member
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    Won't say I haven't perved a fair few times haha
  • FTF2014
    FTF2014 Posts: 257 Member
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    pervy bump
  • ywalchle
    ywalchle Posts: 101 Member
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    no both are rather sad, be more descriptive
  • Snow__White
    Snow__White Posts: 1,650 Member
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    i'll never tell
  • 6ronXtreme9
    6ronXtreme9 Posts: 416 Member
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    I'm surprised nobody took my name.
  • EternalDecadence
    EternalDecadence Posts: 445 Member
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    I'm surprised nobody took my name.
    I bit my tongue...lol
  • addictedtosweat
    addictedtosweat Posts: 68
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    lmaooo great question. I can't say o.o
  • MileHighFitness
    MileHighFitness Posts: 2,298 Member
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    I'm to shy to be a perv...
  • Mobilemuscle
    Mobilemuscle Posts: 945 Member
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    define "perv" please
  • TattooedNici
    TattooedNici Posts: 2,141 Member
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    I'm here to collect some nudies, then I'll decide who's the biggest perv. :wink:
  • tlcarolinagirl
    tlcarolinagirl Posts: 1,700 Member
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    Every single one of my friends are in the running and you know who you are. As for me, nope, I'm not even a little bit pervy.
  • TattooedNici
    TattooedNici Posts: 2,141 Member
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    Dammit, you broke my streak. That's it, I'm perverting it up, Nici style. :tongue:
  • HunterKiller_deleted
    HunterKiller_deleted Posts: 458
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    Hello
  • Mrsallypants
    Mrsallypants Posts: 887 Member
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    such a perv i bought an obgyn chair instead of a squat rack.
  • mockchoc
    mockchoc Posts: 6,573 Member
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    I have half of them locked up in my dungeon. Just trying to keep the riff raff down around here. No need to thank me.
  • mineboy
    mineboy Posts: 2,478 Member
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    Think i it might be me..
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