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Looking for young impressionable fitness friends

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  • Posts: 5,797 Member
    OMG! inorite? Im misunderstood just like you. Im sending you a fr because we are so old and similar. And for your sloppy seconds.

    This is an excitement for me! We could friendswap!
  • Posts: 450 Member

    This is an excitement for me! We could friendswap!

    I'd swap!! swap me away!! I swear! it's ok!!!
  • Posts: 91 Member

    Well *kitten*! I thought I didn't qualify anymore! This is a relief!

    Lets see, i will start off by telling you a little about myself: I have extremely low self esteem and will hang around no matter what is said or done. I have always coveted with every fiber of my being the thigh gap, and will take an aftermarket one if that means having one at all. I will tailor every word, and even my personality, to fit your needs. I am so desperately lonely that I will take all kinds of mental torment and abuse to say that I have friends.

    Please please PLEASE CHOOSE ME!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! I just want someone to like me, even if it is only as someone to torment :sad: :sad: :sad: :cry: :cry: :cry:

    We have a winner!!!
  • Posts: 752 Member

    Wait, there's catfish here? Is it fried? Because I love fried catfish.

    In for catfish!!!!! Where is it???
  • Posts: 223
    Look, I get it.

    I'm old.

    :angry:

    You can stop rubbing it in now.

    But but I thought that was the point!
  • Posts: 811 Member

    But but I thought that was the point!

    Nope..I believe rubbing it OUT was the point...
  • Posts: 450 Member

    We have a winner!!!


    YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'VE NEVER BEEN CALLED A WINNER BEFORE!!! I AM INDEBTED TO YOU FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Posts: 6,109 Member
    In for swapping.

    Or swinging.

    I also have gap. And look good for my age.

    Do I qualify?
  • Posts: 91 Member

    Nope..I believe rubbing it OUT was the point...

    Just meet in the middle. He just likes rubbing it. Period.
  • Posts: 91 Member


    YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'VE NEVER BEEN CALLED A WINNER BEFORE!!! I AM INDEBTED TO YOU FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Fetch me a beer.
  • Posts: 5,797 Member
    Nope..I believe rubbing it OUT was the point...

    Oh, hello.
    In for swapping.

    Oh! Hello!!


    Do either of you wish to come back to my duplex and watch the Music Television Real World/Road Rules? I taped it so no one tell me how it ends. I have zimas and can pop some jiffypop!
  • Posts: 28,072 Member
    Cr@p....SOL as usual.

    *sigh*
  • Posts: 1,893 Member

    This is an excitement for me! We could friendswap!

    OMFG I am in too. We can be like the Wolfpack........
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  • Posts: 6,129 Member
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  • Posts: 5,797 Member
    I'm not very impressionable and I'm not a chick. I guess I'm out.

    This a website for support. If you don't wish to be supportive you don't have to reply to the thread.

    Ugh. I don't know why some people are so mean.
  • Posts: 811 Member

    Oh, hello.

    Oh! Hello!!


    Do either of you wish to come back to my duplex and watch the Music Television Real World/Road Rules? I taped it so no one tell me how it ends. I have zimas and can pop some jiffypop!

    Zima's??? If you throw in some Jolly Ranchers I'm in!
  • Posts: 91 Member
    Cr@p....SOL as usual.

    *sigh*

    :ohwell: Don't be discouraged, I think he'll let you in. LOL
  • Posts: 2,303 Member
    He's selling Advo-care and now reported.
  • Posts: 650 Member
    Feel free to add me :)
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  • Posts: 450 Member

    Fetch me a beer.

    Yes sir!! On it sir!!! :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:

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  • This a website for support. If you don't wish to be supportive you don't have to reply to the thread.

    Ugh. I don't know why some people are so mean.

    Because they just don't understand you like I do. I understand you, really, you're the funniest most awesome man in the entire world and, like, you are just sooooo cute.

    (please love me)
  • Posts: 811 Member

    Yes sir!! On it sir!!! :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:

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    *kitten* just got real...
  • Posts: 4,123 Member
    what counts as "young"? ;)
  • Posts: 91 Member
    He's selling Advo-care and now reported.

    Viking women rock. Quick, friend her before she escapes to Valhalla.
  • Posts: 1,012 Member
    I fear you're going about this all wrong ... everyone knows it's the women over 40 (like me) who are the most desperate for someone to love them ... you're missing out on a whole demographic of sad and lonely women who want nothing more than to be used and taken advantage of ...
  • Posts: 91 Member

    *kitten* just got real...

    WOW! :blushing: Thank you. You can friend me anytime. Like right now! Hurry up! Then get me another beer.
  • Posts: 357 Member

    OMFG I am in too. We can be like the Wolfpack........

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