7 day water diet.

mkay so.. this is how gif's work? wut? :ohwell: probably the best gif

Why can't this ever be cool? Like "I'm going to float in my pool for 7 days and will eat whatever they can float out to me. Can somebody tell me how to maximize the buoyancy of pie?"

No. It's always "I don't need food to survive" or "how can I maximize my punishment for feeling out of control?"