Lie about yourself.

bigbarnold · April 2014

I was a ballerina until I blew my knee out.

4homer · April 2014

Im NOT batman

Health_Temple · April 2014

I'm not obsessed with MFP an log 2 calorie items all day long

JenGemx8x9x · April 2014

my boobs are HUGE!

jaya_lakshmi27 · April 2014

I have green eyes.

lschu4 · April 2014

I'm best friends with Bill Clinton.

I am Bill Clinton

Lil_Northern_Light · April 2014

I don't enjoy waxing men! :0

mrphil86 · April 2014

my boobs are HUGE!

Mine too =/

moya_rargh · April 2014

For a black female, society is quite progressive here in Atlantis.

enchantedgardener · April 2014

I buy wedding magazines all the time and fantasize about the perfect wedding dress.

tmac_cycle · April 2014

I enjoy the theatre.

lbsNirvana · April 2014

I am white..no, seriously..

jenilla1 · April 2014

I didn't step in a gopher hole and sprain my ankle on Monday.

sunman00 · April 2014

i like my feet being tickled

TE76RA · April 2014

I live in antartica

Tabbycat54 · April 2014

Dogs are my favorite animal.

CharleePear · April 2014

I have been on a date and I loved it.

srr728 · April 2014

im so awake right now! i could never fall asleep if i had the chance

ROBOTFOOD · April 2014

I'm not going snowboarding tomorrow!

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