Lie about yourself.

TX_Rhon

I weigh everything all the time, I am doing a detox cleanse - as you read this - and I am waiting for Keto to set in any moment!!

Wait for it..............wait for it..............

TheRoadDog

I'm hung like a hamster.

asaw00

I have so much motivation I am unstoppable!

bigbarnold

I love not being able to work upper body due to a torn bicep ligament! It's just GREAT!!

s4naz

I was never a fan of Madonna

FindingAmy77

I am 29:drinker:

robinerikson

I don't exercise everyday because it's useless.

kmkgurl

I HATE VIDEO GAMES

Macgeek74

Im great with directions

sdbeachbum

I eat fast food everyday

LucasEVille

I hate ice hockey, it is the worst sport in the world.

EmbraceTheDarkSide

I'm not the devil in disguise

rdennisjr

I'm so going to bed early because I'm smart that way

LucasEVille

I really love gym etiquette threads and complaining about people curling in the squat rack.

MrsPaulSmith

I wear pants.

Nikki_Gerhardt

I have a PHD in awesome

JenniCali1000

I'm an angel, I'm 21, and I always go to bed early.

Mario_Az

I taught Chuck Norris martial arts

Docmahi

i love cardio - just love it

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Timshel_

I am so ever eating big meals or fatty foods and happily satisfied with that grilled chicken salad I made.

Pffttt...who needs burgers and fries anyway.

jdb3388

I hate making money.

bigbarnold

I get my toe nails painted every Friday!

MrsPaulSmith

I love spa's I go nearly every day.

bigbarnold

If you wanted to go everyday I would pay for you.

bigmike069

I lift.

Galatea_Stone

The ladies like ma guns.

grdnr03

I don't like apple pie, or wine

hahaitspriscilla

I am a straight up gangsta that wears apple bottom jeans all day and pops bubble gum

Timshel_

I haven't thought about sex once today and not at all randy, randy, randy.