Lie about yourself.

zoquo

I am scared of water

Inner_Goddess

I'm really a man

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

i don't like my bed

TripZeros

I killed a shark with my bare hands, while blindfolded. :smokin:

lwagnitz

I'm great at time management

kershaann

I did twirls in my pink tutu today!

lilaak007

I am an alien from outerspace

RaggedyPond

I ran someone over with my car.

MysteriousMerlin

I soft porn

liftsforchocolate

No!!! of course I'm not eating a block of sea salt dark chocolate at 1am in the morning lol

bweck33

I MILEY CYRUS

PS. I AM ALSO A BELIEBER.

whitebalance

That hula hoop thing tonight? Totally didn't do it for the pretzels and cheese. Because I know you can't out-train a bad diet.

gotfatincollege89

I'm a neurosurgeon, an astronaut (only on the weekends), aaaand I have a six pack.

Crimson__Phoenix

I don't have any tattoos

srr728

i feel soooo healthy and i'm going to exercise before i goto sleep today

CharlotteAnneUK

I'm a Ceroc dancing champion..... :laugh:

MissMCassidy

My belly is flat

MissMCassidy

I'm a good dancer

srr728

im a great sober dancer

June_Bride

I love running and I dont miss chocolate at all..

MissMCassidy

I'm ashamed that I have runners toe

srr728

i hate buying new shoes

HunterKiller_deleted

Have got a pony tail

MissMCassidy

Justin Timberlake thinks im sexy

MissMCassidy

i hate buying new shoes

That too

siport

i dont fart when i sneeze

V0lver

Last night in bed, Margot Robbie told me i had ruined her for other men

srr728

yep i was there too

liftsforchocolate

Ughh I hate working out.

ROBOTFOOD

I don't snowboard.