Lie about yourself.

librawi

I sneak into my ex's house just to smell his shoes

kikif617

I want more kids

Armyguy744

I have a full head of hair.....

runnergirl0721

I'm not awkward....At all...

berriboobear

I definitely do not stalk runnergirl AT ALL.

:flowerforyou:

Woodspoon

I am the banana Ray "the banana man" Comfort used in his "Atheist's nightmare video"
He told me he loved me, I feel used and dirty
I am now pressing charges of sexual abuse to a fruit.

http://youtu.be/Y4yBvvGi_2A

Jenjenthejetplane1

I have the nicest body anyone has ever seen

Woodspoon

I have the nicest body anyone has ever seen

The idea is to lie, I'm not sure that is a lie

TattooedNici

I went back into the 80's in a hot tub while vacationing at Kodak Mountain Lodge.

DainaLC

I can see in the dark as well as my cat.

Thewatcher_66

I never correct people's grammar. I never try to run my little sister's life even though she's 41. lol.

thatonegirlwiththestuff

They are 100 real....my highlights. Totally natural.

lucille_heather

I hate makeup and all things beauty related

TheFisherKing

I toured with Pantera when they were still a glam band!!!

DainaLC

My parents forgot my 16th birthday because of my sisters wedding.

tworthen79

I spent a day in detention on a Saturday, with an athlete, basket case, brain, and criminal.

noobletmcnugget

I'm not socially awkward.

aaron2735

i hate working out

tamarawheaton

I hate football

ken_hogan

I finished in the top 25 in the Chicago marathon 4 years running!

Mrsallypants

I care about the all the people on this forum.

kelsue35

my natural hair color is pink

idnac74

I shot the sheriff.

mrowrmeowmrowr

I hate cats.

sdbeachbum

I'm an uptight B****

TripZeros

I hate cupcakes.

srr728

i love cooked vegetables

mrphil86

A gang once tried to recruit me because of my bo staff skills.

TitanGM

(I get this asked often somehow.) Person on my profile pic is not me.

_xXJennXx_

my tattoos are fake