How to not start a juice cleanse
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http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1234119-30-day-gelato-ice-cream-cleanse-diet
This is an excellent cleanse for beginners.0 -
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For popcorn, pizza, chocolate, pie, ice cream. Let's see, what did I miss?0 -
Do not drink juice reconstituted with contaminated water.0
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Ok I'm so confused, I bought the juicer but now what do I do?
I can tell ya NOT to put your wang in it... but that's all I know.
too late, wang stuck in juicer. wat do??!!?
First, relax...
Second, ice water...
Shrinkage is key here.
Then get an appointment at one of those gender reassignment clinics. Cause you ain't any use to us anymore doll.0 -
God you people are so mean. All I want o do is not juice things and you're telling me things to juice. GAWD
Your totally right, because looking out for your health is mean. May I apologise on behalf of the MFP community as an official representitive of teh interwebs.0 -
Recent forum topics actually had 'how to start a juice cleanse' and 'how not to start a juice cleanse' one after the other!
Well played mate!!0 -
WHY WOULD YOU NOT CLEANSE??? It detoxifies and does stuff like...like...cleans things.0
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Hey guys, I'm trying to not start a juice cleanse, how do I go about doing that?? So confused here.0
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Wait, so you want to do something other than what Dr. Oz promotes! Your not going to be "healthy" if you go against the great and all-knowing Oz!0
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Hey guys, I'm trying to not start a juice cleanse, how do I go about doing that?? So confused here.
Anyone else strangely aroused?0 -
Hey guys, I'm trying to not start a juice cleanse, how do I go about doing that?? So confused here.
Vegans don't get heart disease?
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Go to macdonalds and order anything but juice. Repeat until not on a juice cleanse.0
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Hey guys, I'm trying to not start a juice cleanse, how do I go about doing that?? So confused here.
Anyone else strangely aroused?0 -
Go to macdonalds and order anything but juice. Repeat until not on a juice cleanse.
The sugar will all immediately turn to fat and lodge itself in your throat and choke you to death. Unless you're eating before 7pm, in which case you're fine.0 -
Hey guys, I'm trying to not start a juice cleanse, how do I go about doing that?? So confused here.
That actually sounds like a fantastic meal....0 -
Hey guys, I'm trying to not start a juice cleanse, how do I go about doing that?? So confused here.
Anyone else strangely aroused?
Yes... but I don't find it so strange. Different strokes.0 -
Ok I'm so confused, I bought the juicer but now what do I do?
instructions unclear...stuck **** in juicer.0 -
Hey guys, I'm trying to not start a juice cleanse, how do I go about doing that?? So confused here.
Anyone else strangely aroused?
Yes... but I don't find it so strange. Different strokes.
I think he was referring to a coronary infarction, but a stroke could be possible too! Meat and oils have a myriad of fantastical ways to kill us... That's why all meat eaters drop dead at 35!0
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