I need a new girlfriend

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  • mank32
    mank32 Posts: 1,323 Member
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    Pervy poems

    IN

    ...to be an unrecognized, uninvited creep (with rhyme skillz)
  • The_Enginerd
    The_Enginerd Posts: 3,982 Member
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    My old one isn't working out.

    SHE'S NOT EVEN OLD!!!

    He's done with them once they turn 22. :cry:
    High schools man...

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  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    Pervy poems

    IN

    ...to be an unrecognized, uninvited creep (with rhyme skillz)

    Hi
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
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    My old one isn't working out.

    Perfect. I finally have my chance with her!
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
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    My old one isn't working out.

    SHE'S NOT EVEN OLD!!!

    He's done with them once they turn 22. :cry:
    High schools man...

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  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    This is what happens when you date someone a lot hotter than you. Everyone wants them instead of you. :grumble:
  • BillyJan1992
    BillyJan1992 Posts: 171 Member
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    any of u females want me as a bf?
  • silver_arrow3
    silver_arrow3 Posts: 1,373 Member
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    I also do origami, give thoughtful gifts, and I work with my hands.

    Good. Those soft-handed men give me the willies. And not good willies.
  • suziepoo1984
    suziepoo1984 Posts: 915 Member
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    I am waiting in on this one! Once you get a new one, i am going to take your old one! :heart: her
  • goredguar
    goredguar Posts: 63 Member
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    Do hamsters count?

    I can run around in this hamster wheel and stuff.
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
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    any of u females want me as a bf?


    Wow.... I love an opportunist!
  • Vincentsz
    Vincentsz Posts: 407 Member
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    How do you feel about being apart of threesome? Ahem, I mean. My version of polygamy? :laugh:

    Now you're talkin'! LOL
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
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    This is what happens when you date someone a lot hotter than you. Everyone wants them instead of you. :grumble:

    No no.... you're hotter and smarter.... I'm just easier. :cry:
  • Vincentsz
    Vincentsz Posts: 407 Member
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    I'm looking for a girlfriend!


    FOR MY WIFE! LMFAO!
  • amandakev88
    amandakev88 Posts: 328 Member
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    oh man i still remember your topless pics from the men of mfp thread. you're awesome.

    whats wrong with your gf? is she aware you're taking applications through a fitness website? lol.
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
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    oh man i still remember your topless pics from the men of mfp thread. you're awesome.

    whats wrong with your gf? is she aware you're taking applications through a fitness website? lol.

    OP is pretty awesome. Don't worry, his gf is a dumb slore.
  • BekaBooluvsu
    BekaBooluvsu Posts: 470 Member
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    I've got my popcorn and I'm ready to see where this goes :smile: :drinker: :drinker: :laugh: :wink: :smile:
  • amandakev88
    amandakev88 Posts: 328 Member
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    oh man i still remember your topless pics from the men of mfp thread. you're awesome.

    whats wrong with your gf? is she aware you're taking applications through a fitness website? lol.

    OP is pretty awesome. Don't worry, his gf is a dumb slore.

    ohhh i get it. you're her!

    you have pretty peepers and hair and taught me what a 'slore' was. i like you. OP keep her. i learned a new word! just waiting for the chance to use it. so good.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    oh man i still remember your topless pics from the men of mfp thread. you're awesome.

    whats wrong with your gf? is she aware you're taking applications through a fitness website? lol.

    She wants to date other people. :(
  • Vincentsz
    Vincentsz Posts: 407 Member
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    oh man i still remember your topless pics from the men of mfp thread. you're awesome.

    whats wrong with your gf? is she aware you're taking applications through a fitness website? lol.

    She wants to date other people. :(

    OH Man that's harsh!

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