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    Your last text will be put on your grave stone...

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    • Posts: 864 Member
      I don't need a lot, they are for when i'm desperate.
    • Posts: 2,303 Member
      Sent: "Also, Ben and Melyssa (LOTR game) went to SCA heavy armor combat and had a bad experience. They were wondering if you would teach them. Two men & two ladies sounds like a perfect start up group. :-)"

      Received: I'm happy for your second job. The sword stuff looks like synchronicity.
    • Posts: 1,329 Member
      Lol I can't even pass this up

      My last text was from my SO at 11:20 Pm (I was asleep)

      "Too bad I'm partying solo"

      :laugh: :laugh: :glasses:
    • Posts: 144 Member
      My last text is completely inappropriate for this thread...but it was soooo good LOL
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    • Posts: 2,038 Member
      Last time I was honest and posted what it was and I got a strike...NOT TODAY!

      I.C.E. Cream Official Tester
      IKEA Professional Put Together-er
      Kickboxing Class Attender
      Been in fitness for about 2 years and have studied kitty-gif-ology, nutrition and Dinosaurs
    • Posts: 733 Member
      Turd.
    • Posts: 1,573 Member
      Sent to my hubby:

      "I just saw the most AH-MAZING set of b00bs EVER!!!! Wish you coulda seen the magic in person!"

      Hubby's response:

      "Have I told you today that I love you?" :bigsmile:
    • Posts: 253 Member
      My most recent text:

      "Pancakes or die"
      i guess there were no pancakes..
    • Posts: 336 Member
      "I'm going to the 19 again tonight."

      Am I gonna die in a gay bar, or IS heaven a gay bar? I hope the latter.
    • Posts: 445 Member
      What time do you want me tomorrow?
    • Posts: 413 Member
      "I hate it when you actually make a good choice and it comes back to bite you :sad: Hopefully this passes soon."
    • Posts: 1,700 Member
      "Yeah, but what would happen?"

      LMFAO, so appropriate...I guess what would happen is I would die!
    • Posts: 1,137 Member
      Lol next week!
    • Posts: 6 Member
      "Baaaahahahahah. I love it!"
    • Posts: 65 Member
      Weird.



      Accurate, I guess? lol
    • Posts: 1,546 Member
      THERES A CHIPOTLE IN HAMDEN

      LMAO!!
    • Posts: 76
      "Take the plastic wrap off of it before you put it in the oven dummy! :-P"
    • Posts: 776 Member
      LOL.....



      "Agreed! And good boy! Fuk dem hos."

      Terrible. My mother would not be proud! HAHA. :glasses:
    • Posts: 446 Member
      "A website called Hot Shots Bangkok."
    • Posts: 954 Member
      can you give me a little info on the france job i need and update on what is going on there because the WO is messed up..
    • Posts: 842 Member
      Oh ok good luck
    • Posts: 9
      "I'm the one with the vagina but you don't see me throwing a hissy fit. "
    • Posts: 450
      "Lovely. I'll just drop a card off for her or something..."

      Sassy even in death! :laugh:
    • Posts: 1,172 Member
      Okie Dokie Artichokie
    • Posts: 596 Member
      My last text is literally "*kitten*"

      where #=u
    • Posts: 182 Member
      We should meet up.
    • Posts: 67 Member
      My last text reads, "The Army is full of them." That would be a terrible thing on my grave stone. :(
    • Posts: 912 Member
      "Oh and the dog finally pooped"
    • Posts: 460 Member
      "Dave said he dropped it off to you"
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