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  • EmmieBaby
    EmmieBaby Posts: 1,235 Member
    What is Flan?
  • goforkissy
    goforkissy Posts: 157 Member
    "Taco is really happy to have a friend"
  • Mundame23
    Mundame23 Posts: 4
    "Safely landed in panama"

    Nice.
  • NyxNine
    NyxNine Posts: 67 Member
    "So. Porn, huh?"
    Really.
  • knitapeace
    knitapeace Posts: 1,013 Member
    Well crap. Mine says, "Here I come in my fuzzy slippers."

    I was threatening to come into the school to retrieve my 15yo daughter when she wouldn't come out after I left the house at 9pm to pick her up from a concert*. Oh, the power of embarrassment.

    *Good Mother Disclaimer: She was not performing, otherwise I would have been in the audience.
  • Crimson_Fire
    Crimson_Fire Posts: 2,504 Member
    "His O2 sat is now 91%...have a good weekend!"
  • tmm_0127
    tmm_0127 Posts: 545 Member
    "When is that thing happening this weekend?!"
  • TwirleySlims
    TwirleySlims Posts: 112
    Your Argos order has been dispatched & will be with you in the next 5 days
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    Mine was: "Ok".
  • Corpsebride81
    Corpsebride81 Posts: 1,188 Member
    are you meeting me at home or in Cullen?
  • ncrugbyprop
    ncrugbyprop Posts: 96 Member
    "I have no idea what a 3 year old would want for his birthday and the brewery is open tomorrow".
  • angdpowers
    angdpowers Posts: 311 Member
    "Don't make dessert. Bring the chocolate fountain & goodies"

    So appropriate for a weight-loss site but dang it -- I want to eat some chocolate foundation goodies!!!
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  • mtneerjk81
    mtneerjk81 Posts: 65 Member
    "You have no idea how stiff I feel today."

    Now this is perfect!
  • monkeywizard
    monkeywizard Posts: 222 Member
    Eggs
    Frozen Fruit
    Bananas
    Juice Boxes for party
    Bottle Water
    PB protien Bar
    Broccoli
    Celery
    Hummus
    Milk 4 babies
    Chicken
    Yogurt
    Turkey Sausage
    AJ toothpaste (berry)
  • bannedword
    bannedword Posts: 299 Member
    "Lucky me."
  • Deipneus
    Deipneus Posts: 1,861 Member
    "Call me."
  • CorvusCorax77
    CorvusCorax77 Posts: 2,536 Member
    "You're so awesome"

    ...sent that to my big sis this morning.
  • angdpowers
    angdpowers Posts: 311 Member
    "I have no idea what a 3 year old would want for his birthday and the brewery is open tomorrow".

    Ha! hahaha yes, a 3yr old bday party mixed with alcohol is absolutely NECESSARY!!! Hahaha :drinker:
  • kadamson223
    kadamson223 Posts: 7 Member
    "Don't forget to leave Toby extra food before you leave"

    This would be widly appropriate, lol. I am always reminding my husband of something, and our cat (Toby) is my baby for now.
  • butterfli7o
    butterfli7o Posts: 1,319 Member
    "F*** that."
  • anro86
    anro86 Posts: 790 Member
    "Muy Bien"
  • ThinLizzie0802
    ThinLizzie0802 Posts: 863 Member
    "I feel like I just swallowed a fly"
  • nicca_jb
    nicca_jb Posts: 1,278 Member
    "I failed at crunchwrap"

    ...wow. Foreshadowing?
  • butterfli7o
    butterfli7o Posts: 1,319 Member
    "You have no idea how stiff I feel today."

    Now this is perfect!

    I'm cracking up. :laugh: Very appropriate for the tombstone.
  • monkeywizard
    monkeywizard Posts: 222 Member
    "I have no idea what a 3 year old would want for his birthday and the brewery is open tomorrow".

    Ha! hahaha yes, a 3yr old bday party mixed with alcohol is absolutely NECESSARY!!! Hahaha :drinker:

    We were debating having beer at my son's 1st birthday party.. It was a hit.. and every birthday party we went to afterwards had beer. the adults gotta have their fun too! (responsibly of course)
  • Mello_Rello
    Mello_Rello Posts: 421 Member
    "'I'm extremely constipated. It feels like I'm birthing a baby through my *kitten*.
  • mank32
    mank32 Posts: 1,323 Member
    "What do u want 2 do tonight? i have music practice after work and i may wish 2 go back 2 work to finish project, if i have enough nrg!"
  • MomOfRose
    MomOfRose Posts: 89 Member
    "I can see you...."
  • GorillaNJ
    GorillaNJ Posts: 4,024 Member
    "Wine or Beer"

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