Your last text will be put on your grave stone...

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  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    FML
  • Booksandbeaches
    Booksandbeaches Posts: 1,791 Member
    "please make sure the oven is off"
  • fuzilojak
    fuzilojak Posts: 269 Member
    "It's not about me being happy."
  • kharral86
    kharral86 Posts: 63
    "Done and gone"
  • BusyRaeNOTBusty
    BusyRaeNOTBusty Posts: 7,166 Member
    "Didn't get started on my ride until late. Sorry. On my way home now."

    Sent at 5:30 when I was supposed to be home at 5:30 so that the husband could also go for a bike ride.
  • Galatea_Stone
    Galatea_Stone Posts: 2,037 Member
    "Some guy is shrugging in the squat rack."
  • ttknowles01
    ttknowles01 Posts: 255 Member
    "He blew it off"
  • white__wizard
    white__wizard Posts: 22 Member
    "OK, I have a few minutes and an idea. Call me very quick."
  • KristaPerseveres
    KristaPerseveres Posts: 87 Member
    Why aren't we in Vegas this weekend? (text to my bestie)
  • _lyndseybrooke_
    _lyndseybrooke_ Posts: 2,561 Member
    "FYI - Dry toys aren't much fun."

    That's the one. Because it's so very true. :)
  • cowgirlqueen
    cowgirlqueen Posts: 466 Member
    oh lord im going to hell for this :sick:
    (inside info first or everyone will take it the wrong way not that the way I meant it is any better :embarassed: )

    (**photo text** **my mans friend really believes the Gatorade commercial the ones where they sweat the color of the Gatorade they drank**:laugh: :laugh: so with that said heres my last sent message :embarassed: :laugh:)



    I finished my workout woohoo.....!!! see my sweat?!?!...guess what color of Gatorade I drank today LMAO!!

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  • _lyndseybrooke_
    _lyndseybrooke_ Posts: 2,561 Member
    oh lord im going to hell for this :sick:
    (inside info first or everyone will take it the wrong way not that the way I meant it is any better :embarassed: )

    (**photo text** **my mans friend really believes the Gatorade commercial the ones where they sweat the color of the Gatorade they drank**:laugh: :laugh: so with that said heres my last sent message :embarassed: :laugh:)



    I finished my workout woohoo.....!!! see my sweat?!?!...guess what color of Gatorade I drank today LMAO!!

    b3e103a6-1894-4771-8341-fab2b3eeec1a_zpsdd4ad468.jpg

    I can't imagine what kind of look I'd get from my husband if I sent his friend a picture of my cleavage. And I can't imagine what look he'd give me if I told him it was because of a Gatorade commercial. Ha. Go you for having a really REALLY secure boyfriend.
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  • JesRuizz
    JesRuizz Posts: 215
    "jerk face"




    bahahaa LOL
  • bigbadbubz
    bigbadbubz Posts: 64
    I enjoyed the ride!
  • Modern_Warrior
    Modern_Warrior Posts: 163
    D630 (Dell)
  • cowgirlqueen
    cowgirlqueen Posts: 466 Member
    oh lord im going to hell for this :sick:
    (inside info first or everyone will take it the wrong way not that the way I meant it is any better :embarassed: )

    (**photo text** **my mans friend really believes the Gatorade commercial the ones where they sweat the color of the Gatorade they drank**:laugh: :laugh: so with that said heres my last sent message :embarassed: :laugh:)



    I finished my workout woohoo.....!!! see my sweat?!?!...guess what color of Gatorade I drank today LMAO!!

    b3e103a6-1894-4771-8341-fab2b3eeec1a_zpsdd4ad468.jpg

    I can't imagine what kind of look I'd get from my husband if I sent his friend a picture of my cleavage. And I can't imagine what look he'd give me if I told him it was because of a Gatorade commercial. Ha. Go you for having a really REALLY secure boyfriend.

    WOHA WOHA........NO NO I sent it to my man it's a inside joke about his friend!!! guess I should of been more clear
  • climbing_trees
    climbing_trees Posts: 726 Member
    "I like ice cream and money"
  • mank32
    mank32 Posts: 1,323 Member
    "Done and gone"

    winner
  • kharral86
    kharral86 Posts: 63
    "Done and gone"

    winner


    Lol my husband asked me if the garage door people were here yet. That was my answer.
  • JamericanBoy
    JamericanBoy Posts: 484 Member
    The path of the righteous man. Ezekiel 25:17.
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    Mine was: "Ok".

    I have two different ways of "texting". So my last official "text" was, "I hope so! Sometimes they extend it. Thanks for the info!"
  • BigBellyGoAway
    BigBellyGoAway Posts: 781 Member
    Gotta change mine thanks to my 14yo asking for more money.

    "This is why I tell you not to spend your entire allowance as soon as you get it."
  • chelso0o
    chelso0o Posts: 366 Member
    "So, should I buy a mirror?"
  • DizzieLittleLifter
    DizzieLittleLifter Posts: 1,020 Member
    "Ucsc the school where losers appear to be successful... She's smart if not for her dumb choices"....
  • Platform_Heels
    Platform_Heels Posts: 388 Member
    oh lord im going to hell for this :sick:
    (inside info first or everyone will take it the wrong way not that the way I meant it is any better :embarassed: )

    (**photo text** **my mans friend really believes the Gatorade commercial the ones where they sweat the color of the Gatorade they drank**:laugh: :laugh: so with that said heres my last sent message :embarassed: :laugh:)



    I finished my workout woohoo.....!!! see my sweat?!?!...guess what color of Gatorade I drank today LMAO!!

    b3e103a6-1894-4771-8341-fab2b3eeec1a_zpsdd4ad468.jpg

    I can't imagine what kind of look I'd get from my husband if I sent his friend a picture of my cleavage. And I can't imagine what look he'd give me if I told him it was because of a Gatorade commercial. Ha. Go you for having a really REALLY secure boyfriend.

    WOHA WOHA........NO NO I sent it to my man it's a inside joke about his friend!!! guess I should of been more clear

    Which he immediately forwarded to his friend.

    Just sayin'.
  • greenmonstergirl
    greenmonstergirl Posts: 619 Member
    :* xoxo
  • BigBellyGoAway
    BigBellyGoAway Posts: 781 Member
    oh lord im going to hell for this :sick:
    (inside info first or everyone will take it the wrong way not that the way I meant it is any better :embarassed: )

    (**photo text** **my mans friend really believes the Gatorade commercial the ones where they sweat the color of the Gatorade they drank**:laugh: :laugh: so with that said heres my last sent message :embarassed: :laugh:)



    I finished my workout woohoo.....!!! see my sweat?!?!...guess what color of Gatorade I drank today LMAO!!

    b3e103a6-1894-4771-8341-fab2b3eeec1a_zpsdd4ad468.jpg

    I can't imagine what kind of look I'd get from my husband if I sent his friend a picture of my cleavage. And I can't imagine what look he'd give me if I told him it was because of a Gatorade commercial. Ha. Go you for having a really REALLY secure boyfriend.

    WOHA WOHA........NO NO I sent it to my man it's a inside joke about his friend!!! guess I should of been more clear

    Which he immediately forwarded to his friend.

    Just sayin'.

    Then he forwarded to two friends, who forwarded to two friends, who forwarded to two friends....

    My phone should go off any minute now. :laugh:
  • Bikini_Bound150
    Bikini_Bound150 Posts: 461 Member
    "Don't do the guilt trip thing, I'm not looking to make enemies"

    Haha ummm, I'm fighting with someone:frown:
  • MapleFlavouredMaiden
    MapleFlavouredMaiden Posts: 595 Member
    Ooooh I'm excited!

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