Terrible Dates
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I had a pretty bad one a couple weeks ago.....
We went out bowling. I met him there, and when he walked in, he wouldn't hardly even look at me. We had to wait about 15 minutes for a lane, so we went to the bar to have a beer. He was pretty quiet and seemed shy, which I could work with, but it only went downhill.
We bowled and there was no conversation for almost 2 hours. He would high 5 me if I got a strike or we would make jokes if we were horrible, but nothing any deeper than that. After the games were done, he suggested we go have another drink and talk. At this point I had already had 2 beers and being a light weight didn't want to drive home drunk. I told him I would have one more. He then orders a shot along with the beer. Ok....whatever....I took it and told him no more.
We then get to talking and he tells me how women shouldn't lift heavy weights because it makes them bulky. Then he made fun of me for lifting anything more than 10lbs because "women are a weak species". Then he says that I should use the cable machines because they are better for me, and that if he had the choice of sleeping with a "cut chick" or a "fat chick" he would chose the "fat chick" I said "So what you're saying is, you're not getting laid tonight?"
He quickly changes the subject and somehow brings up homosexuality. He knows that my sons dad is not present at all in his life. He has a son the same age as mine and says "That's why little boys need their dads in their lives, to teach them how not to be gay" I has floored! I said "My son is going to grow up and be who he is going to be and I will love him regardless". Then he says "Well I want my son to have a family" to which I responded "Well, I want my son to not be ignorant"
That pretty much ended the date. Then he had the balls to text me when he got home and tell me he had a good time and that we should go out again. :noway:0 -
I had a pretty bad one a couple weeks ago.....
OMG brutal. What an ignorant *kitten* he is. Sounds like the type I usually end up out with. Isn't being single fun?0 -
I went on a date a couple weeks ago now. He asked if he could pick me up, because he felt that was appropriate. I agreed to it because I thought it seemed like a nice gesture. He pulls into my drive, doesn't leave the car, and my phone goes off. It's a text. I open the text and it reads "I'm here turd"........
this was a first date, and he not only doesn't come to the door, but he refers to me as turd?
It was pretty much over before it started.
However, at the end he went in for a kiss, totally unexpected as I was putting on medicated lip balm at the time, while in mid conversation. He just "went for it" and it was comparable to what you would think kissing a cats *kitten* would be like. He was so tight lipped and puckered. He had on the stereotypical 12 year old girl, over exaggerated kissy/pucker face......and went for it.......like that.
I never went out with him again.0 -
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Kissing a cat *kitten*!!! That is horrible, but hilarious!0
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Well I was at a goth club (don't judge lol it was many a year ago) with this guy is was "seeing" . Well I go to go home and didn't know he had decided to come over. I left my purse in the trunk of my car and went in to bed. I wake up and his is sitting on my floor dripping wet! My roommates had let him in. Turns out he had driven his car off the side of the turnpike into a canal got out of the car. He walked from the accident site to my house. No one would pick him up because he was all gothed out with fishnets on and everything. He sat on my floor cause he didn't want to wake me lol......... Neeedless to say I got over my emo period rather quickly0
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I've had a few interesting ones from online dating websites.
Here's the worst one:
We texted back and forth for a few days, then he called me and asks me out for a date. He was super awkward on the phone, but I chalked it up to nerves. I agreed to meet him for a drink a couple nights later. We met outside the restaurant and he immediately tried to kiss me on the lips. I dodged it and he grazed my cheek instead.
We head inside and are sitting across from one another and he grabs both my hands and tries to use them to caress his face. Umm..no. I pulled my hands back and kept them in my lap. He then launches into a story about his evil ex girlfriend, about how all women are intrinsically evil, and how all he wants is a woman to marry him and carry his babies and not care about anything other than making him happy.
We've had one drink by this point, and I ask for the check. I pay for my drink and head for the door. He runs after me and wants to walk me to my car. I said no, thanks, that's fine. He follows me and says how he thinks we're the perfect match, how he loves me and wants to marry me, and if we can move to Colorado together in a few months.
At this point I'm convinced he's actually crazy and I don't want him to know what my car looks like. I stop by a random car and tell him I don't think this will work and to enjoy his evening. He tries to kiss me again and then I've had it. I tell him to leave me alone and he finally wanders away. I get home and he starts calling and texting so I blocked his number.
Ahhh, the fun of online dating.0 -
OMG, which one should we discuss now.... well let's talk about the guy who had absolutely nothing original to say. In the 2 hours we were together he told me the same story about his daughter and ex-wife at least 4 times! Showed me the same picture of his house in Maine at least twice, and talked about how he was getting ready to leave the Navy (retirement time) and get a job where he currently worked at least a dozen times!
He ate half my dinner, drank my glass of water... and then when we were getting ready to leave (thank God we drove separately I never let someone know where I live if I'm unsure of them), he made his move.... mouth wide open and tongue half out of his mouth! It is exactly how I imagine a St. Bernard would kiss!!!!
As I'm pulling out, I noticed that it looked like he was following me.... (according to what he'd said earlier, he lived in the opposite direction from me). I pulled into the Sheetz along the way, and so did he.... I got gas, he just sat there in his parked car. So I then stopped at my fav local watering hole to talk to a friend of mine (the bouncer there) because I just didn't like the feeling I was getting.... by the time I got to my friend I had a text from this guy asking why I wasn't going home! Needless to say, I stayed there with my friend for a bit, then he followed me home to make sure the guy was gone! Holy hell!
I hadn't seen this guy since that night... then this past weekend he showed up at my watering hole and tried to spark up a conversation. Thank God my friend was working and "escorted" the guy out the door
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I had a pretty bad one a couple weeks ago.....
We went out bowling. I met him there, and when he walked in, he wouldn't hardly even look at me. We had to wait about 15 minutes for a lane, so we went to the bar to have a beer. He was pretty quiet and seemed shy, which I could work with, but it only went downhill.
We bowled and there was no conversation for almost 2 hours. He would high 5 me if I got a strike or we would make jokes if we were horrible, but nothing any deeper than that. After the games were done, he suggested we go have another drink and talk. At this point I had already had 2 beers and being a light weight didn't want to drive home drunk. I told him I would have one more. He then orders a shot along with the beer. Ok....whatever....I took it and told him no more.
We then get to talking and he tells me how women shouldn't lift heavy weights because it makes them bulky. Then he made fun of me for lifting anything more than 10lbs because "women are a weak species". Then he says that I should use the cable machines because they are better for me, and that if he had the choice of sleeping with a "cut chick" or a "fat chick" he would chose the "fat chick" I said "So what you're saying is, you're not getting laid tonight?"
He quickly changes the subject and somehow brings up homosexuality. He knows that my sons dad is not present at all in his life. He has a son the same age as mine and says "That's why little boys need their dads in their lives, to teach them how not to be gay" I has floored! I said "My son is going to grow up and be who he is going to be and I will love him regardless". Then he says "Well I want my son to have a family" to which I responded "Well, I want my son to not be ignorant"
That pretty much ended the date. Then he had the balls to text me when he got home and tell me he had a good time and that we should go out again. :noway:
i'm a little surprised you were still even considering it at that point.0 -
Oh boy where to start. Well I met this guy at a happy hour one night and he asked if we could go out sometime and I agreed. I thought it would be promising because he was funny and had job as a social worker, so I thought surely he must be mentally stable and all that jazz lol. Well we meet at a restauraunt for drinks and apps and I could tell he had already had a few drinks. He starts giving me this long speach about how honesty and trust are important. And tells me he isnt talking to anyone else and so on and so forth. I was like it's only date one I dont expect you to not talk to other women yet, thats what dating it. Then his phone goes off and it was a naked picture of a woman. He tried to tell me it was his cousin. I was like wow kissing cousins ehh? lol. Anyways I was ready to leave and he begged me to have one drink with him to redeem himself so I stupidly did. He was pretty drunk and asked me if I masterbait!!?!?!?!?!? I was like "I'm a lady and I wont discuss this. Bye" So I left and he tried to contact me and I finally had to just explain to him how badly our date was so that he would stop.0
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Oh boy where to start. Well I met this guy at a happy hour one night and he asked if we could go out sometime and I agreed. I thought it would be promising because he was funny and had job as a social worker, so I thought surely he must be mentally stable and all that jazz lol. Well we meet at a restauraunt for drinks and apps and I could tell he had already had a few drinks. He starts giving me this long speach about how honesty and trust are important. And tells me he isnt talking to anyone else and so on and so forth. I was like it's only date one I dont expect you to not talk to other women yet, thats what dating it. Then his phone goes off and it was a naked picture of a woman. He tried to tell me it was his cousin. I was like wow kissing cousins ehh? lol. Anyways I was ready to leave and he begged me to have one drink with him to redeem himself so I stupidly did. He was pretty drunk and asked me if I masterbait!!?!?!?!?!? I was like "I'm a lady and I wont discuss this. Bye" So I left and he tried to contact me and I finally had to just explain to him how badly our date was so that he would stop.
how was he supposed to know you were so secretive about your bass fishing?0 -
OMG, which one should we discuss now.... well let's talk about the guy who had absolutely nothing original to say. In the 2 hours we were together he told me the same story about his daughter and ex-wife at least 4 times! Showed me the same picture of his house in Maine at least twice, and talked about how he was getting ready to leave the Navy (retirement time) and get a job where he currently worked at least a dozen times!
He ate half my dinner, drank my glass of water... and then when we were getting ready to leave (thank God we drove separately I never let someone know where I live if I'm unsure of them), he made his move.... mouth wide open and tongue half out of his mouth! It is exactly how I imagine a St. Bernard would kiss!!!!
As I'm pulling out, I noticed that it looked like he was following me.... (according to what he'd said earlier, he lived in the opposite direction from me). I pulled into the Sheetz along the way, and so did he.... I got gas, he just sat there in his parked car. So I then stopped at my fav local watering hole to talk to a friend of mine (the bouncer there) because I just didn't like the feeling I was getting.... by the time I got to my friend I had a text from this guy asking why I wasn't going home! Needless to say, I stayed there with my friend for a bit, then he followed me home to make sure the guy was gone! Holy hell!
I hadn't seen this guy since that night... then this past weekend he showed up at my watering hole and tried to spark up a conversation. Thank God my friend was working and "escorted" the guy out the door UGH.
Yikes! What a creep!0 -
Oh boy where to start. Well I met this guy at a happy hour one night and he asked if we could go out sometime and I agreed. I thought it would be promising because he was funny and had job as a social worker, so I thought surely he must be mentally stable and all that jazz lol. Well we meet at a restauraunt for drinks and apps and I could tell he had already had a few drinks. He starts giving me this long speach about how honesty and trust are important. And tells me he isnt talking to anyone else and so on and so forth. I was like it's only date one I dont expect you to not talk to other women yet, thats what dating it. Then his phone goes off and it was a naked picture of a woman. He tried to tell me it was his cousin. I was like wow kissing cousins ehh? lol. Anyways I was ready to leave and he begged me to have one drink with him to redeem himself so I stupidly did. He was pretty drunk and asked me if I masterbait!!?!?!?!?!? I was like "I'm a lady and I wont discuss this. Bye" So I left and he tried to contact me and I finally had to just explain to him how badly our date was so that he would stop.
how was he supposed to know you were so secretive about your bass fishing?
I just really feel like that's more of a second date type of question 0 -
I had a pretty bad one a couple weeks ago.....
We went out bowling. I met him there, and when he walked in, he wouldn't hardly even look at me. We had to wait about 15 minutes for a lane, so we went to the bar to have a beer. He was pretty quiet and seemed shy, which I could work with, but it only went downhill.
We bowled and there was no conversation for almost 2 hours. He would high 5 me if I got a strike or we would make jokes if we were horrible, but nothing any deeper than that. After the games were done, he suggested we go have another drink and talk. At this point I had already had 2 beers and being a light weight didn't want to drive home drunk. I told him I would have one more. He then orders a shot along with the beer. Ok....whatever....I took it and told him no more.
We then get to talking and he tells me how women shouldn't lift heavy weights because it makes them bulky. Then he made fun of me for lifting anything more than 10lbs because "women are a weak species". Then he says that I should use the cable machines because they are better for me, and that if he had the choice of sleeping with a "cut chick" or a "fat chick" he would chose the "fat chick" I said "So what you're saying is, you're not getting laid tonight?"
He quickly changes the subject and somehow brings up homosexuality. He knows that my sons dad is not present at all in his life. He has a son the same age as mine and says "That's why little boys need their dads in their lives, to teach them how not to be gay" I has floored! I said "My son is going to grow up and be who he is going to be and I will love him regardless". Then he says "Well I want my son to have a family" to which I responded "Well, I want my son to not be ignorant"
That pretty much ended the date. Then he had the balls to text me when he got home and tell me he had a good time and that we should go out again. :noway:
What are you doing out of the kitchen? :bigsmile:0 -
A couple of years ago after my divorce I met a few new guys prior to meeting my now-husband...probably the worst of that bunch was the guy who wanted to meet for coffee at a bookstore and then spent almost two hours talking endlessly about his hobbies and grilling me on my finances "in case it worked out with us" (WHA!? First date).
After telling me online that he was militantly childfree by choice (like me) he admitted that he had recently had a baby with a "friend with benefits" and was in the process of signing away his legal rights to the child. He was also about 80 lb heavier than in his online photos and several inches shorter than he claimed, and while that did not bother me that much it clearly bugged him because he kept bringing it up. The next day he texted me several times and when I wasn't too responsive he said that I wasn't his type because I didn't seem to have a bad girl/kinky side. We never even broached any topic along those lines. What a weirdo. Oh...he also tried to "sext" me multiple times in the following couple of weeks (which I ignored). He was only about 3 years older than me but he spoke to me in a condescending way like I was a decade younger...which is one of my pet peeves anyway, and a big reason I usually go for younger men.
When I looked up his facebook months later to show a friend (she knew him in high school) it was tons of photos of him with his daughter (he had since married the FWB, or lied to me about everything). When I met him, he was dressed extremely businesslike and normally groomed, and in the recent photos he looked straight from Duck Dynasty.
So glad I was not interested in that one LOL0 -
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Kissing a cat *kitten*!!! That is horrible, but hilarious!
I dont even know what to say...
but, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!0 -
Firday the 13th, I hate it, scares the crap out of me
oh sorry..........0 -
I got clocked in the face a couple weeks ago.
(it was an accident. I think)0 -
I had a pretty bad one a couple weeks ago.....
We went out bowling. I met him there, and when he walked in, he wouldn't hardly even look at me. We had to wait about 15 minutes for a lane, so we went to the bar to have a beer. He was pretty quiet and seemed shy, which I could work with, but it only went downhill.
We bowled and there was no conversation for almost 2 hours. He would high 5 me if I got a strike or we would make jokes if we were horrible, but nothing any deeper than that. After the games were done, he suggested we go have another drink and talk. At this point I had already had 2 beers and being a light weight didn't want to drive home drunk. I told him I would have one more. He then orders a shot along with the beer. Ok....whatever....I took it and told him no more.
We then get to talking and he tells me how women shouldn't lift heavy weights because it makes them bulky. Then he made fun of me for lifting anything more than 10lbs because "women are a weak species". Then he says that I should use the cable machines because they are better for me, and that if he had the choice of sleeping with a "cut chick" or a "fat chick" he would chose the "fat chick" I said "So what you're saying is, you're not getting laid tonight?"
He quickly changes the subject and somehow brings up homosexuality. He knows that my sons dad is not present at all in his life. He has a son the same age as mine and says "That's why little boys need their dads in their lives, to teach them how not to be gay" I has floored! I said "My son is going to grow up and be who he is going to be and I will love him regardless". Then he says "Well I want my son to have a family" to which I responded "Well, I want my son to not be ignorant"
That pretty much ended the date. Then he had the balls to text me when he got home and tell me he had a good time and that we should go out again. :noway:
i'm a little surprised you were still even considering it at that point.
Who said I was ever considering it? I just wanted to be clear with him that it wasn't going to happen. He made it easy to avoid the entire discussion at the end of the night.0 -
I only really have three. I have never been much of a dater. I tend to meet someone and then we move in together. lolI am single, and have been for a LONG time. I am just getting interested in dating again but seem to have nothing but BAD dates.
I can't be the only one?
Tell me your bad date stories
Anyway, first there was the guy I met online who was adorable in his photo, smart, funny -- we were SO compatible and I really liked him and thought things would go really well. Then we met. And, still, personality-wise he was fine. But he smelled. Like SERIOUSLY smelled. And it wasn't BO. I don't know what it was. It was like he just didn't wash his clothes or hair for years and years or something. I couldn't breathe through my nose the entire time.
Then there was the guy I met speed dating who seemed really normal. I went to his house. He'd just had it built and he showed me around, then we went to the video store (tells you how long ago this was) and ran into people he knew. He was polite, introduced me. We got a movie and went back to his house. He sat really far away from me on his huge sectional couch and turned the sound up super loud. When the movie was over, he turned on regular TV and tuned it up even louder and wouldn't look at me or talk to me until I finally just left. To this day, I have no idea what happened.
And then there was the short period where my current SO and I broke up. I was devastated and I thought the easiest way to get over it was to do some recreational online dating just to get out of the house. I went on one date. I refer to him as "Octopus Man." Would not keep his hands off of me, kept trying to convince me to go up to his hotel room (he was a pilot and didn't live here) and when I finally said I had to go home to my daughter, he tried to talk me into coming back "after she goes to bed."
TAKE A FREAKING HINT!!!
Ugh. So that's it. lol0 -
I had a pretty bad one a couple weeks ago.....
We went out bowling. I met him there, and when he walked in, he wouldn't hardly even look at me. We had to wait about 15 minutes for a lane, so we went to the bar to have a beer. He was pretty quiet and seemed shy, which I could work with, but it only went downhill.
We bowled and there was no conversation for almost 2 hours. He would high 5 me if I got a strike or we would make jokes if we were horrible, but nothing any deeper than that. After the games were done, he suggested we go have another drink and talk. At this point I had already had 2 beers and being a light weight didn't want to drive home drunk. I told him I would have one more. He then orders a shot along with the beer. Ok....whatever....I took it and told him no more.
We then get to talking and he tells me how women shouldn't lift heavy weights because it makes them bulky. Then he made fun of me for lifting anything more than 10lbs because "women are a weak species". Then he says that I should use the cable machines because they are better for me, and that if he had the choice of sleeping with a "cut chick" or a "fat chick" he would chose the "fat chick" I said "So what you're saying is, you're not getting laid tonight?"
He quickly changes the subject and somehow brings up homosexuality. He knows that my sons dad is not present at all in his life. He has a son the same age as mine and says "That's why little boys need their dads in their lives, to teach them how not to be gay" I has floored! I said "My son is going to grow up and be who he is going to be and I will love him regardless". Then he says "Well I want my son to have a family" to which I responded "Well, I want my son to not be ignorant"
That pretty much ended the date. Then he had the balls to text me when he got home and tell me he had a good time and that we should go out again. :noway:
What are you doing out of the kitchen? :bigsmile:
I threw your sammich at you.....my bulky arms must've caused me to throw harder than a woman should. You know, since I lift more than a sammich weighs....0 -
I threw your sammich at you.....my bulky arms must've caused me to throw harder than a woman should. You know, since I lift more than a sammich weighs....
See, your date was right. :laugh:0 -
I threw your sammich at you.....my bulky arms must've caused me to throw harder than a woman should. You know, since I lift more than a sammich weighs....
See, your date was right. :laugh:
Perhaps, but I wouldn't want to live in the hay bale he crawled out from under
His ego takes up too much room. 0 -
Well I was at a goth club (don't judge lol it was many a year ago) with this guy is was "seeing" . Well I go to go home and didn't know he had decided to come over. I left my purse in the trunk of my car and went in to bed. I wake up and his is sitting on my floor dripping wet! My roommates had let him in. Turns out he had driven his car off the side of the turnpike into a canal got out of the car. He walked from the accident site to my house. No one would pick him up because he was all gothed out with fishnets on and everything. He sat on my floor cause he didn't want to wake me lol......... Neeedless to say I got over my emo period rather quickly
LOL awesome story!!!
When we were fresh out of high school (1996-ish) one of my good friends had a thing for Brandon Lee in The Crow and would date guys who looked somewhat like him. They had to have the goth style, guyliner, etc. But they were usually freaks...I am not saying all guys with that style are freaks...but it was quite entertaining! One of them wrote her the worst poems including one about how without her he would be a "dog without a bone", and another one flushed a baggie of McCormick's basil down the toilet telling her he was giving up drugs for her if she let him move in...she knew it wasn't drugs in the baggie, and the spice container was in her kitchen trash. That particular guy she paid me $20 to drive back home to his grandmother's house 30 miles away.0 -
OMG, which one should we discuss now.... well let's talk about the guy who had absolutely nothing original to say. In the 2 hours we were together he told me the same story about his daughter and ex-wife at least 4 times! Showed me the same picture of his house in Maine at least twice, and talked about how he was getting ready to leave the Navy (retirement time) and get a job where he currently worked at least a dozen times!
He ate half my dinner, drank my glass of water... and then when we were getting ready to leave (thank God we drove separately I never let someone know where I live if I'm unsure of them), he made his move.... mouth wide open and tongue half out of his mouth! It is exactly how I imagine a St. Bernard would kiss!!!!
As I'm pulling out, I noticed that it looked like he was following me.... (according to what he'd said earlier, he lived in the opposite direction from me). I pulled into the Sheetz along the way, and so did he.... I got gas, he just sat there in his parked car. So I then stopped at my fav local watering hole to talk to a friend of mine (the bouncer there) because I just didn't like the feeling I was getting.... by the time I got to my friend I had a text from this guy asking why I wasn't going home! Needless to say, I stayed there with my friend for a bit, then he followed me home to make sure the guy was gone! Holy hell!
I hadn't seen this guy since that night... then this past weekend he showed up at my watering hole and tried to spark up a conversation. Thank God my friend was working and "escorted" the guy out the door UGH.
My mother always taught me to drive straight to the police station if something like that happens.0 -
Well I was at a goth club (don't judge lol it was many a year ago) with this guy is was "seeing" . Well I go to go home and didn't know he had decided to come over. I left my purse in the trunk of my car and went in to bed. I wake up and his is sitting on my floor dripping wet! My roommates had let him in. Turns out he had driven his car off the side of the turnpike into a canal got out of the car. He walked from the accident site to my house. No one would pick him up because he was all gothed out with fishnets on and everything. He sat on my floor cause he didn't want to wake me lol......... Neeedless to say I got over my emo period rather quickly
LOL awesome story!!!
When we were fresh out of high school (1996-ish) one of my good friends had a thing for Brandon Lee in The Crow and would date guys who looked somewhat like him. They had to have the goth style, guyliner, etc. But they were usually freaks...I am not saying all guys with that style are freaks...but it was quite entertaining! One of them wrote her the worst poems including one about how without her he would be a "dog without a bone", and another one flushed a baggie of McCormick's basil down the toilet telling her he was giving up drugs for her if she let him move in...she knew it wasn't drugs in the baggie, and the spice container was in her kitchen trash. That particular guy she paid me $20 to drive back home to his grandmother's house 30 miles away.
That is hilarious and totally brought me back to childhood for a moment. The community center used to have dances every Friday night for middle school and high school kids. One guy used to dress like The Crow, make up and all. My best friend had such a thing for him. I had forgotten all about that. I will have to give her a hard time lol
And seriously, basil? What a tool!0 -
I find the worst date ever happens yearly, usually in June. When the kid is out of school for the summer.
Worst. Date. Ever.0 -
Oh boy where to start. Well I met this guy at a happy hour one night and he asked if we could go out sometime and I agreed. I thought it would be promising because he was funny and had job as a social worker, so I thought surely he must be mentally stable and all that jazz lol. Well we meet at a restauraunt for drinks and apps and I could tell he had already had a few drinks. He starts giving me this long speach about how honesty and trust are important. And tells me he isnt talking to anyone else and so on and so forth. I was like it's only date one I dont expect you to not talk to other women yet, thats what dating it. Then his phone goes off and it was a naked picture of a woman. He tried to tell me it was his cousin. I was like wow kissing cousins ehh? lol. Anyways I was ready to leave and he begged me to have one drink with him to redeem himself so I stupidly did. He was pretty drunk and asked me if I masterbait!!?!?!?!?!? I was like "I'm a lady and I wont discuss this. Bye" So I left and he tried to contact me and I finally had to just explain to him how badly our date was so that he would stop.
how was he supposed to know you were so secretive about your bass fishing?
Yes, this place exists.0 -
I'll try to keep this short:
I was young, 23 I think, and met this gal out at a club in downtown Jacksonville, FL. Turns out she is from my home state, she's hot, and she likes to dance with me. Also revealed, is that she's 34. Even though she fit description of "cougar," she honestly didn't have that demeanor about her. I got her number, and told her I'd like to take her out...
The next week, we go out to dinner. She looks amazing. I'm feeling pretty good about myself, taking this much older woman out. We get seated at our table, and out of nowhere, this random dude sits down beside her and starts talking to her like I'm not even there...
"Why are you doing this to me? Who is this guy? How old is he? Does he know we're married?"
Um, DA *kitten*? :huh:
He starts making her cry, and I tell him I don't know who he is, but he can kindly excuse himself or I'm going to have to remove him from the situation. He abides, and she is a wreck. I calm her down, and she explains that he is her psycho soon-to-be-ex-husband, and the divorce was still going through (he was contesting it). Apparently he had been stalking her for weeks.
I don't blame her, but told her I wasn't in for the drama. Told her to call me once she legally got things in order, if she cared to. As I'm leaving, she says, "Be sure to be careful who is following you home. He might try to follow you."
I slept with a baseball bat for the next week. :laugh:0 -
Well I was at a goth club (don't judge lol it was many a year ago) with this guy is was "seeing" . Well I go to go home and didn't know he had decided to come over. I left my purse in the trunk of my car and went in to bed. I wake up and his is sitting on my floor dripping wet! My roommates had let him in. Turns out he had driven his car off the side of the turnpike into a canal got out of the car. He walked from the accident site to my house. No one would pick him up because he was all gothed out with fishnets on and everything. He sat on my floor cause he didn't want to wake me lol......... Neeedless to say I got over my emo period rather quickly
LOL awesome story!!!
When we were fresh out of high school (1996-ish) one of my good friends had a thing for Brandon Lee in The Crow and would date guys who looked somewhat like him. They had to have the goth style, guyliner, etc. But they were usually freaks...I am not saying all guys with that style are freaks...but it was quite entertaining! One of them wrote her the worst poems including one about how without her he would be a "dog without a bone", and another one flushed a baggie of McCormick's basil down the toilet telling her he was giving up drugs for her if she let him move in...she knew it wasn't drugs in the baggie, and the spice container was in her kitchen trash. That particular guy she paid me $20 to drive back home to his grandmother's house 30 miles away.
That is hilarious and totally brought me back to childhood for a moment. The community center used to have dances every Friday night for middle school and high school kids. One guy used to dress like The Crow, make up and all. My best friend had such a thing for him. I had forgotten all about that. I will have to give her a hard time lol
And seriously, basil? What a tool!
hahaha nice.
Not gonna lie...when I was 14 yrs old I used to dress up like Robert Smith from The Cure. Not just for Halloween, but randomly when hanging out with my friends. One of my friends did it too, but she was a tiny redhead and she was SO obsessed with Robert Smith that she admitted decades later she was a little jealous of me because I could look more like him. Nooooo. So funny.0 -
Oh boy where to start. Well I met this guy at a happy hour one night and he asked if we could go out sometime and I agreed. I thought it would be promising because he was funny and had job as a social worker, so I thought surely he must be mentally stable and all that jazz lol. Well we meet at a restauraunt for drinks and apps and I could tell he had already had a few drinks. He starts giving me this long speach about how honesty and trust are important. And tells me he isnt talking to anyone else and so on and so forth. I was like it's only date one I dont expect you to not talk to other women yet, thats what dating it. Then his phone goes off and it was a naked picture of a woman. He tried to tell me it was his cousin. I was like wow kissing cousins ehh? lol. Anyways I was ready to leave and he begged me to have one drink with him to redeem himself so I stupidly did. He was pretty drunk and asked me if I masterbait!!?!?!?!?!? I was like "I'm a lady and I wont discuss this. Bye" So I left and he tried to contact me and I finally had to just explain to him how badly our date was so that he would stop.
how was he supposed to know you were so secretive about your bass fishing?
Yes, this place exists.
They have a shop like that in the Outer Banks! I used to laugh every time we would vacation out there. They also have a place called Dirty ****s Crabs :laugh:0
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