Women Don't Fart.

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  • xLexa
    xLexa Posts: 482 Member
    Why yes they do, we ALL do and anyone who says otherwise must be holding them in, better let them go ladies before you implode! And, if it is a good one, don't forget to claim it!! haha
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
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  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Why yes they do, we ALL do and anyone who says otherwise must be holding them in, better let them go ladies before you implode! And, if it is a good one, don't forget to claim it!! haha

    I always claim it, or I laugh, which is basically the same as saying "I farted!"
  • BigBellyGoAway
    BigBellyGoAway Posts: 781 Member
    Why yes they do, we ALL do and anyone who says otherwise must be holding them in, better let them go ladies before you implode! And, if it is a good one, don't forget to claim it!! haha

    I always claim it, or I laugh, which is basically the same as saying "I farted!"

    :drinker:
  • Monkey_Business
    Monkey_Business Posts: 1,800 Member
    Having been married for an extended period of time (4 decades +), I must state women fart. My wife's farts will send the dogs running. Trust me on this one.

    Anyone claiming otherwise is living in an altered reality.

    Just one old man's opinion.......
  • Najay
    Najay Posts: 273 Member
    Best Topic of the Day.
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  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    My 10 year old was just going on about this...
  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,064 Member
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  • BigBellyGoAway
    BigBellyGoAway Posts: 781 Member
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    That's pretty slorish.
  • Losing75byDecember
    Losing75byDecember Posts: 104 Member
    My hubby loves to sniff mine as they come out. So hot!!!
  • cakebatter07
    cakebatter07 Posts: 814 Member
    My hubby loves to sniff mine as they come out. So hot!!!

    yikes.
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    I not understand americas ok with farting in front of family and other friends.

    Yes, EVERYONE in America walks around farting around each other.
  • Lilly_the_Hillbilly
    Lilly_the_Hillbilly Posts: 914 Member
    It's not just Americans.
  • Fullsterkur_woman
    Fullsterkur_woman Posts: 2,712 Member
    Sorry, babe. Friend or no, I fart.
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  • mmm_drop
    mmm_drop Posts: 1,126 Member
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  • Go_Mizzou99
    Go_Mizzou99 Posts: 2,628 Member
    I wasn't sure on the whole concept of women farting. My wife claims she only makes air-biscuits that smell like the cotton candy booth at the state fair.

    Soooo, after securing a large government grant, and after months of research, I have conclusive proof that women fart.

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  • lucan07
    lucan07 Posts: 509
    Just another old wives tale like the fact that ladies don't sweat, apparently they GLOW, but some of them definitely glow buckets!
  • Collier78
    Collier78 Posts: 811 Member
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  • Fullsterkur_woman
    Fullsterkur_woman Posts: 2,712 Member
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